𝕏 / Twitter / X, the Social Media Platform Formerly Known as Twitter / "MUSK OWNS TWITTER"

[El Goblina]

Cool. Now do Trump. (The Bee is already back.)

My old #GamerGate account is not, alas.

 

[Matt Damon]

From an Oligarchic technocracy to an Absolute authoritative one.

It already effectively was absolutist, as these people have purged anyone who wasn't fully in lockstep with the hivemind.

 

[CWCissey]

I can't wait for Elon to move Twitter HQ out of California and do an elaborate photoshoot to reference The Fall Of Saigon while doing it.

 

[MugolEx]

CNN couldn't stop themselves from bringing up Trump's possible return. They make it obvious they're afraid of that.

 

[kittyfucker]

musk fat. no sex with.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

For everyone thinking Elon bought this to re-platform the de-platformed and to troll the world...that's probably like 5% of the reason. The real reason is the data contained in the daily tweetstorm and how that can be used to maximize profit and fuck with his adversaries. For that to work, don't expect Twitter to look very different 6 months from now.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Whatever the reason he bought the site, hopefully he'll make good on what he said about favoring free speech more.

(despite any salt or "cancelling" attempts by the woke cult who claim a free internet is "the dream of dictators")

 

[Peru oso donas]

To anyone who is licking Musk's balls for making troons mad (as if that's something hard to accomplish)

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I may have had a bunch of screeches resonate through my skull and then suddenly go mute.

41% indeed.

 

[Matt Damon]

To anyone who is licking Musk's balls for making troons mad (as if that's something hard to accomplish)View attachment 3216876

I mean, I'll take the latter over the former any day of the week. Why wouldn't you?

 

[Agarathium1066]

Watching the salt flow from my various associates about how Musk is going to destroy them all is quite funny. I've asked them all if they intend to leave and they always make a non-committal response save for one. None of them are going to do a damn thing but they're going to howl like a cat that is mildly inconvenienced. It's basically what they are.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

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[cohensd]

How are the troons & company reacting? I surprisingly haven't seen any salt from them yet

They're not doing. They've formed a site a called Mastodon (https://tech.lgbt/), which is explicitly interested in limiting free speech by stating no Nazis or TERFs. I feel like this is not going to end well for them.

 

[Beavis]

N towers being erected as we speak.

 

[No. 7 cat]

I mean, I'll take the latter over the former any day of the week.

Improvements are better than ideal situations that will never be, so the takeover might good enough.

 

[Dan Abrams]

So it actually turns out now that Twitter is just a social media site that has no influence on anything at all. I think we got played fellow chuds. Time to go home

 

[SiccDicc]

Isn't this the guy who made that NES game where you have to hide all your assets and divorce your wife to win?

No, that's Takahashi. Takei has offered nothing of value to society.

 

[Saint Agustin]

To anyone who is licking Musk's balls for making troons mad (as if that's something hard to accomplish)View attachment 3216876

I don't think you will be able to say nigger or faggot either.

All hail kiwi farms, the one true social media.

Nigger and Faggot

 

[UmQasaan]

It already effectively was absolutist, as these people have purged anyone who wasn't fully in lockstep with the hivemind.

At least we can actually see and (somewhat) communicate with the person making all the big decisions instead of suits in a round table behind closed doors doing it in near complete secrecy. Dorsey only spergs about crypto and the pajeet might as well have been a press secretary.

 

[Homo neanderthalensis]

Predictions:
-@elonmuskjet will mysteriously disappear
-trump will not come back