Introduction Thread

[Begemot]

hello reddit! I like making people butthurt and it seems I've already devastated one, he literally downvoted all my posts until now lol

More like they who you truly are, bucko....

 

[Ronnie Merle Mcnutt]

hello i am ronnie mcnutt also known as the funny shotgun guy

 

[Yarp64371234]

Hi. Sorry for not having a profile picture and saying weird stuff, i will change it when it's possible.
sorry for the random name, i don't really care that much about them

 

[Squirrelcop]

German guy here, long time lurker of the forums, got around to creating an account finally. Please be gentle.

 

[kado]

hello.

 

[Polyphemus]

Ello. I am named after Polyphemus because I have seen many things that make me want to shove a stake in my eye.
I decided to create an account after reading through the many troon threads, which were a breath of fresh air compared to the soft reality-denying communities on other websites. I've also been fascinated with Chris-chan for a while, so anything that discusses him is interesting to me.

 

[I fucking love Cocaine]

Hello, can I use the bathroom here?

 

[Temperance]

Hello, I've been lurking on-and-off ever since the original Jonathan Yaniv debacle (2018? time flies...), when information about him was being actively censored everywhere on the Internet except for KF. I remember thinking how absurd it seemed at the time, and yet somehow the sorry state of the Internet has only seemed to worsen since then.
Kiwifarms resembles an old-school forum from back before the big tech companies ruined everything, so I decided to finally register an account even if I don't plan to post much. Thank you to everyone who helps keep this place alive and thriving!

 

[MiñtyNøna]

Hey, I've been lurking since yaniv2018 finally decided to bite the bullet and make an account

 

[Begemot]

German guy here, long time lurker of the forums, got around to creating an account finally. Please be gentle.

Get ready for prolapse....

Ello. I am named after Polyphemus because I have seen many things that make me want to shove a stake in my eye.
I decided to create an account after reading through the many troon threads, which were a breath of fresh air compared to the soft reality-denying communities on other websites. I've also been fascinated with Chris-chan for a while, so anything that discusses him is interesting to me.

LOts of trans folx here, sweetie. I"ll be happy to be at your transitioning when we convert you!

 

[Yonjuichi]

Long time lurker. I found the farms while in search of the discussions which were religiously banned everywhere else then stayed for the laughing. You are a bunch of degenerates, and I feel at home.

 

[Tinfoil]

Hello, I like memes and trolling people with things they don't want to hear.

 

[norbo]

Longtime listener, first time caller.

Floppy dicks.

 

[ducktor]

I AM DUCKTOR
HALF DUCK
HALF TOR
FULL QUACK

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

MAKE ♂SPANKING♂ GREAT AGAIN.

Been following DSP a long time back a little bit before the Pandalee arc. Got tired of drifting aimlessly like leaves upon an autumn wind, and wound up here after the imageboards all went to shit.

 

[unnatural mayonnaise]

Collecting dank snack cow recipes

Regardless of word order

 

[Justcurious]

Hello everyone, I found out about the farms around the time Ethan Ralph started imploding and have been lurking ever since. Besides following the interesting personalities, I also greatly enjoy reading the discussions around current events.

 

[Spergred Spirit]

I'm here to post and pick my nose instead of just lurking while I pick my nose

 

[selfKaiHarness]

What's up amazing fags, the name is Kai. The reason why I signed up into the Kiwi Farms is that I want to expose some liars that hide behind censoring mods on discord with profound evidence. I want to make sure every screencap exposing this fucker is all pure truth from top to bottom. Without any kind of mercy or forgiveness. You guys are great here in Kiwi Farms and exposed some of the most vile lolcows in this site with genuine evidence yet. I hope we'll chat together about lolcows or some other shit but for now I've got to finish my introduction as is. In fact, I want to make friends here as this site has the most people rooted in reality and can distinguish between fantasy and reality as well as sarcasm and truth.

 

[Rosy Reptile]

Hello. I like lizards!

What's up amazing fags, the name is Kai. The reason why I signed up into the Kiwi Farms is that I want to expose some liars that hide behind censoring mods on discord with profound evidence. I want to make sure every screencap exposing this fucker is all pure truth from top to bottom. Without any kind of mercy or forgiveness. You guys are great here in Kiwi Farms and exposed some of the most vile lolcows in this site with genuine evidence yet. I hope we'll chat together about lolcows or some other shit but for now I've got to finish my introduction as is. In fact, I want to make friends here as this site has the most people rooted in reality and can distinguish between fantasy and reality as well as sarcasm and truth.

Do not try to make friends here. Just because they're laughing at bad people does not mean that they are good people. Never, ever make that mistake. The ethos of this website is not to expose truth, it's to manipulate people into their own downfall and feed on their suffering. When you die and pass through the tollhouses, carried by your guardian angel on the way to heaven, it is not unlikely that the demons will pull up your kiwifarms thread as they accuse you and attempt to pull you down. There are deranged people here looking to exploit you.