Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

When will Juliana become bedbound? As of January 2022

  • Within 3 months

    Votes: 33 4.3%
  • Within 6 months

    Votes: 118 15.4%
  • Within a year

    Votes: 206 26.9%
  • Within 3 years

    Votes: 140 18.3%
  • Never

    Votes: 21 2.7%
  • Shes already there

    Votes: 247 32.3%

  • Total voters
    765
I played tooth fairy once :) A neph had a sleepover while I was visiting my folks and a kid lost one of his chompers, so I put a dollar in his shoe. It was fun seeing how excited they all got! Children are a blessing and keep us young, if C were a sweet old auntie larping tooth fairy, it would be adorable and I'd stan her. Older women without children can be a boon, because many of them like children but just didn't want to be a parent themselves- they give the best presents, listen the most attentively to stories because they haven't been doing it all day, and always have something interesting to teach anyone curious enough to pop over her garden wall. That's what someone like C should be like. Bitch doesn't even have to be matronly, but there's something visibly skuzzy about her, and it's not just walking around naked and grunting like a zombie trapped in somebody's backyard.

She reminds me of one of those people who calls the cops on people whose dogs get in her yard, or whenever balls land in it.
 
Corissa has piss-poor boundaries, an excessive need for attention, and also spouts off on the current-day "don't judge anyone's sexuality"/"Noble Faggot" trope nonsense while J retweets woke scourges and perverted MAP-defenders like Alok Vaid all of the fucking time! Further, Corissa is an entitled exhibitionist who barely washes her filthy face and body. Her neighbors can be friendly to her in passing, of course, but they're terribly naive and sort of retarded if they're really letting their kids frequently interact with her or form relationships with her.

They also have zero executive functioning or long term planning skills which makes them poor candidates for complex long game groomers.

im always reminded of the foreverkailyn thread where many posters were convinced the guy who sometimes fucks kailyn and shows no interest in her life whatsoever is a pedo because he showed her daughter how to use a (literal) fishing pole one time.
 
Oh, good lord. Corissa, honey, other than finding some joint compound Pete left behind, there is nothing you can do about those pores. That horse left the barn years (and countless garbage calories) ago.
Weird fact: pores can actually be stretched so they probably do have permanent damage from holding all her excess garbage in them for too long. That's why derms don't recommend those pull-off nose strips.
She’s barely posted anything about children and seems to have little interaction with any.
Have you actually read this entire thread? She talks about children quite a bit... sometimes wanting her own, her nieces and nephews etc. She goes through phases of being obsessed with kids and then loses interest. You really see nothing wrong with giving free money to neighbor kids you barely know? You're quite the angy autist newfag.
 
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They also have zero executive functioning or long term planning skills which makes them poor candidates for complex long game groomers.

im always reminded of the foreverkailyn thread where many posters were convinced the guy who sometimes fucks kailyn and shows no interest in her life whatsoever is a pedo because he showed her daughter how to use a (literal) fishing pole one time.
The Kailyn story sounds inane. I know who she is but don't follow her.

As for C&J, I don't think there are nefarious lifelong grooming plans in place, but this gruesome twosome simply isn't appropriate for little neighbor kids to hang around that much, certainly not unattended, yet Corissa seems lonely and desperate for attention from this small town crowd that she also seems to harshly judge and resent based on her tweets.

C&J are just too gross, immature, and deviant to be around, well, anyone. I'm horrified whenever they bring up the idea of fostering or adopting, but that seems utterly impracticable and impossible given their current state of deterioration, depression, and debt. Some kids might find them fun, though, because they're so comically fat, they fart without shame, and they always have a lot of junk food at the ready. They're sort of like gross-out Garbage Pail Kids come to life.
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Fuck, it looks like a tomato-hued noggin cased in fat and slapped on a flesh pillow. Yikes. It took many, many moments that now require sweet alcohol to wash from my memory to discern exactly what I was looking at because I didn't immediately register it as more than the head of a human.

Juliana, you shouldn't identify as trans. You're more of a fat-sack than a human being these days. I pity your skeleton.
 
I know we make fun of FTM pube beards all the time, but nearly every woman on T I've seen gets so excited to see their first non PCOS chin hairs and/or wears a beard. So what's the point of Juliana shaving it? Unless she's not actually trans and is now getting genuine dysphoria? I don't she gives a shit what her mom or Steve would think.
 
I know we make fun of FTM pube beards all the time, but nearly every woman on T I've seen gets so excited to see their first non PCOS chin hairs and/or wears a beard. So what's the point of Juliana shaving it? Unless she's not actually trans and is now getting genuine dysphoria? I don't she gives a shit what her mom or Steve would think.

Probably because the whole face shaving ritual validates her delusions of being a true and honest man.
 
I know we make fun of FTM pube beards all the time, but nearly every woman on T I've seen gets so excited to see their first non PCOS chin hairs and/or wears a beard. So what's the point of Juliana shaving it? Unless she's not actually trans and is now getting genuine dysphoria? I don't she gives a shit what her mom or Steve would think.

Probably because the whole face shaving ritual validates her delusions of being a true and honest man.
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This, but also because t beards can make you look more feminine, like MeeMaw's whispy chin pubes. There's also the old trope of shaving so that your "next growth" comes back thicker and darker (hurhur), the nice tactile sensation of running a clean blade over your face then rubbing nice lotion on it and smelling great all day afterward, and other than her beetus paws, it might be the only facet of her hygiene that she's in control of. Getting hosed down by your folks in the backyard like a roadside zoo elephant has to be awful, but having your face shaved can be an intimate, pampering experience.

But hell, as far as I know, she just doesn't wanna have a nose neighbor, soup strainer, doctor fuzzenstein, mr tickles, push broom, cookie duster ding dangly mustache.
 
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Huh, so does that mean they're a boring straight couple now?

Weird how C's ex fiancee (? Husband ?) went MTF. Now J is FTM. If she adopts a cat will it pretend to be a bird?

Wasn't it not long after man ex trooned out that they split up? I wonder if the clock is ticking on Juliana
 
Huh, so does that mean they're a boring straight couple now?

Weird how C's ex fiancee (? Husband ?) went MTF. Now J is FTM. If she adopts a cat will it pretend to be a bird?

Wasn't it not long after man ex trooned out that they split up? I wonder if the clock is ticking on Juliana
I remember Nate wearing a Ninja Turtles muscle bra on camera and talking about how much he liked wearing them. It was very AGPish. I can’t recall if he already “came out” as non binary or that he and Coco were still together. It was at the tail end of the relationship or right after it ended. But at the very least the seeds were there.

Corissa claims to be a lesbian now (doubt) so I guess we’ll see how long it’ll take for her to dump Juliana. At any rate, the bed death happened a long time ago if they ever loved or fucked at all.
 
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That filter makes Juliana look healthier than she's looked in years. It covers the sallow skin and blends out the dark circles under her eyes.
other than her beetus paws, it might be the only facet of her hygiene that she's in control of.
Good point. Mega-deathfats can still reach their faces pretty easily. Even Fat Jen can get her hands to her face from her laying down position.

Some deathfats get very into earrings and makeup for the same reason. They can see their faces and ears in a mirror, and work on them while sitting down.
 
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The thing I don’t understand about tranny men is the awful buzzcut. It is so much easier for them to get a man’s haircut then it is for tranny women to find someone to hack their straggly manes into a vaguely female shape.

Like obviously looking cute has never been J’a primary concern, but haircuts are $20 at SuperCuts.
 
The thing I don’t understand about tranny men is the awful buzzcut. It is so much easier for them to get a man’s haircut then it is for tranny women to find someone to hack their straggly manes into a vaguely female shape.

Like obviously looking cute has never been J’a primary concern, but haircuts are $20 at SuperCuts.
In all seriousness, she couldn’t fit in the chair. When’s the last time we saw J in a public setting? If 600 Pound Life has taught me anything it’s that she’s likely ashamed to go out in public and face the stares and being told she can’t patronize establishments because she can’t fit in their chairs/booths etc
 
In all seriousness, she couldn’t fit in the chair. When’s the last time we saw J in a public setting? If 600 Pound Life has taught me anything it’s that she’s likely ashamed to go out in public and face the stares and being told she can’t patronize establishments because she can’t fit in their chairs/booths etc
I think most deathfat FtMs get that buzz cut, eventually. I've seen others like J with it and I feel like its a combination of them not being able to care for an actual hair cut and not being able to fit in any chair at a salon. It's like they give up and just do the buzz cut.
 
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