🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph claiming to be swatted by PPP

looks like a great day to sit inside and yell

 

[Bepis]

Ralph claiming to be swatted by PPP

And just like that, Ralph has forgotten all about the possibility of people being sued for baseless claims about who swatted who.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Ralph claiming to be swatted by PPP

normally, i would feel bad for him and ask people to stop but, since ralph is also a swatter, cant say i feel too bad for him.

 

[Lincoln A-log]

He really showed his hand on why he got that porch camera

it's just painfully obvious

 

[Hüftpriester]

One day those guys are going to have to drag a bloated pig corpse out of that house.

They'll probably need a forklift to do it.

I'm really starting to think Ralph is having one of his supporters call in these swattings. No one else watches his show so how would anyone know what he's talking about at any given time? This reeks of desperation.

 

[DigitalSodom]

And just like that, Ralph has forgotten all about the possibility of people being sued for baseless claims about who swatted who.

When you type it in a super passive aggressive way you're free from any consequences didn't you know?

 

[Bland Crumbs]

They'll probably need a forklift to do it.

I'm really starting to think Ralph is having one of his supporters call in these swattings. No one else watches his show so how would anyone know what he's talking about at any given time? This reeks of desperation.

Seems far more likely than PPP doing it.

 

[Lincoln A-log]

Seems far more likely than PPP doing it.

Definitely

Why would PPP call one in anyway? It makes no sense. His show is doing great and the longer ralph sticks around making a fool himself the more cash they rake in. The fact ralph would openly blame him right off shows he is the one ordering these in.

Also add in the fact he bought the camera just for this purpose

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

They'll probably need a forklift to do it.

I'm really starting to think Ralph is having one of his supporters call in these swattings. No one else watches his show so how would anyone know what he's talking about at any given time? This reeks of desperation.

My guess is Ralph is calling in favors with Zoom and Zoom is getting someone or multiple people working in tandem in the Plate Gang to do it

 

[Thots & Prayers]

Yeah, that porch camera is awfully convenient. Then there's the fact that Ralph had to stick his stupid head outside when his talking horse handled the situation. He just had to get the reason for the call on the microphone.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

They'll probably need a forklift to do it.

I'm really starting to think Ralph is having one of his supporters call in these swattings. No one else watches his show so how would anyone know what he's talking about at any given time? This reeks of desperation.

The timing of the porch camera is certainly suspect. He either got it after the diaper scandal or was just tired of people leaving corn on his doorstep or to demonstrate that he was indeed squatted

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph getting a welfare check is as boring as the rest of his boring ass streams.

Why is he calling it swatting? There’s no SWAT team it’s a patrol officer doing a welfare check ffs.

 

[Lomax]

Ralph was complaining that the police called Rekieta on the phone instead of showing up guns drawn, calling it not a real swatting. And crying about how he doesn't get the same courtesy. Makes him suspicious, but I'm sure he's just full of spite and cope, caring about nobody. There's definately a 3rd party swatting both sides to ferment drama between them

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph was complaining that the police called Rekieta on the phone instead of showing up guns drawn, calling it not a real swatting. And crying about how he doesn't get the same courtesy. Makes him suspicious, but I'm sure he's just full of spite and cope, caring about nobody. There's definately a 3rd party swatting both sides to ferment drama between them

idk Ralph maybe it's because you live in a high crime shithole?

 

[State Champ]

Ralph was complaining that the police called Rekieta on the phone instead of showing up guns drawn, calling it not a real swatting. And crying about how he doesn't get the same courtesy. Makes him suspicious, but I'm sure he's just full of spite and cope, caring about nobody. There's definately a 3rd party swatting both sides to ferment drama between them

Someone should tell that low IQ wigger that the local, small town cops just might know the local, small town lawyer.

 

[InwardsStink]

Ralph getting a welfare check is as boring as the rest of his boring ass streams.

Why is he calling it swatting? There’s no SWAT team it’s a patrol officer doing a welfare check ffs.

It's not even a police officer, it's EMS. They don't even carry guns. What are they going to do, resuscitate him to death?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The fact that this many public services are being wasted over internet retardation proves that none of these faggots give a fuck about America or any other country. I'm positive Ralph has swatted people, I'm positive that Zoom is pulling some bullshit too but I think who is probably behind it is a few clout chasing mongoloids who are trying to make an internet daddy pat them on the head. Doing that makes you a bitch and being someone's bitch for nothing but internet points is even more pathetic than someone simping to onlyfans or getting off to black cuckold porn.

 

[Reversal]

It is very disheartening that this has devolved into people abusing and weaponizing emergency services against each other. Fuck anyone who calls in fake bullshit be it SWAT, EMS, or whatever.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Remember when Ice Poseidon was getting legit SWATted multiple times a day? (I discovered him through compilations of these incidents and know nothing else about him except that he’s the one who brought Corinne into this scene.) I sure hope somebody doesn’t try to show Ralph the difference between wellness checks by EMTs and an actual SWAT team breaking down the door.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

>build a home
Just put up a metal shed with some Christmas lights and you're ready go to, Wayne Lambright style. I'm sure you can find some snakes to fight off in Louisiana too, for the truest experience.

Kenny Jones crossover?
surprised we haven't heard from him lately, he was on KS back in "the glory days" . Decent minor lowcow.