🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

One of Ralph's Paypigs forgets his place:
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I assumed this was directed at Fai Fai but it could just as easily be Alice, Nora, Ade, Corinne, Salty Sandra or just a random prostitute:
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Metokur is the new Joshua Conner Moon's penis:
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The RalphaChud is juts pissy he couldn't get FaiFai and Pantsu to get abortions. FFS.

 

[Bepis]

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Classic one-step thinking on the insults from Ralph. If she's a whore who lets anyone have a go or whatever, then it's pretty pathetic that she said no to Ralph.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Celebratory wigger wobble, Ralphamale detractors will never recover.

I'll give him this much, at least

• he didn't show us his tits again
• he looks like he's having fun when he dances to melanated music, rather than just incessantly rage-pigging

 

[ddlloo]

I'll give him this much, at least

• he didn't show us his tits again
• he looks like he's having fun when he dances to melanated music, rather than just incessantly rage-pigging

I actually enjoy him having fun while dancing just as much as I enjoy the hollerin' moments.

Both are funny and ridiculous in their own ways.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I actually enjoy him having fun while dancing just as much as I enjoy the hollerin' moments.

Both are funny and ridiculous in their own ways.

I don’t.
Everybody knows you dance like you fuck.

 

[A Sunset]

I assumed this was directed at Fai Fai but it could just as easily be Alice, Nora, Ade, Corinne, Salty Sandra or just a random prostitute:
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I love how the Ralphamale has fucked with so many women ,and gotten in so much drama where he comes out looking like a scumbag, that when he talks about a woman leveling accusations against him we can’t even figure out which one he’s referring too unless Ralph names them.

 

[TheBigTakeover]

Metokur is the new Joshua Conner Moon's penis:

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[ddlloo]

I don’t.
Everybody knows you dance like you fuck.

I don't dance

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I don’t.
Everybody knows you dance like you fuck.

so black dudes fuck cool?

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Celebratory wigger wobble, Ralphamale detractors will never recover.

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I am convinced he suffered some pretty severe brain damage during the Portuguese Pummeling.

 

[KaiserBlade]

I am convinced he suffered some pretty severe brain damage during the Portuguese Pummeling.

Ralph would need to have a  functioning brain to suffer brain damage.

His ego is vulnerable to critical damage though.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph would need to have a  functioning brain to suffer brain damage.

His ego is vulnerable to critical damage though.

The total humiliation and degradation of Portugal was the kill shot to his massive fragile ego that he’s never recovered from.

 

[The Ancestor]

Ralph calling anyone unhinged is gold.
At this point he’s more unhinged than Chris Chan. If his mom was still alive he’d be raping her out of frustration.

 

[KaiserBlade]

Ralph calling anyone unhinged is gold.
At this point he’s more unhinged than Chris Chan. If his mom was still alive he’d be raping her out of frustration.

At this point, he's more unhinged than a door blown off its hinges.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

I am convinced he suffered some pretty severe brain damage during the Portuguese Pummeling.

I'm not, this is what he always has been he just stopped pretending that he isn't a piece of shit.
I've said this before but the unhinged behavior started/got worse as the trial date/January got closer and closer, he went to Vegas more and more, drank and did more drugs, and acted crazier and crazier. Then the trial day came and he didn't go to jail and he just continued acting the same way, consuming massive amounts of drug and alcohol every single day. If anything I would guess he has some type of drug psychosis, but really Ralph is just a piece of shit who only cares about himself.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph calling anyone unhinged is gold.
At this point he’s more unhinged than Chris Chan. If his mom was still alive he’d be raping her out of frustration.

Ralph should know about unhinged, because he needed to take the door hinges off his doorways so he can fit through them.

 

[DigitalSodom]

Ralph claiming to be swatted by PPP

 

[Mango Cobra]

Ethan always acts like not having any abortions under his belt is a super own, as if it's for lack of him trying to pressure Faith into an abortion. Stinkpig.

Wait, he tried to get Faith to abort Xander? I didn't know that.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Ralph claiming to be swatted by PPP

One day those guys are going to have to drag a bloated pig corpse out of that house.

 

[NPC304348]

Ralph claiming to be swatted by PPP

what are the chances ralph has a cardiac event soon and the ambulance takes their sweet time getting there because of all of these fake calls?