DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Fartsyde Dill]

He just spent 15 minutes during the pre-stream pigsplaining Super Thanks even though he already made a video announcing that it's enabled.
At the beginning of the pigsplanation, he claimed that Super Thanks are for those that only watch his videos and don't attend the live stream.

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS DURING A LIVE STREAM!? YOU FUCKING RETARD!
THE PEOPLE YOU ARE ADDRESSING THIS TO ARE NOT WATCHING!

Er, dude: livestreams become archived videos. Get your grandson to explain YouTube to you snort sounds good?

 

[Tears for T]

Time for the daily twitch tirade!

 

[Balr0g]

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- no job
- no family
- no sex

This is how Kat gets wet:
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Edit. Phil never watches drama kahntent. As a cat father he has no time to have any opinions on that.
(in reality that's what keeps him awake till 2 am)

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So in essence he is the Master wizard. Would explain the luck spell he has put himself under without reading the side effects

 

[Iron Hamster]

. Full superthanks highlight only happens with 10 dollars and up

And that's a lie. He's going to delete comments below $10 and hope the super thanks indicator goes away.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Revealing a page out of his playbook.

 

[JPG]

Landscapers outside again. Must be quite the project they are working on...

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Landscapers outside again. Must be quite the project they are working on...

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They take care of the ants his potato wife fed.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Landscapers outside again. Must be quite the project they are working on...

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They're probably digging the hole to throw Phil into if he tries his Internet Tough Guy shit with them again. I'm sure Phil would be running for his hatchet if they so much as frowned in his direction.

 

[DrunkTaco]

Can you even super thanks in a video that has been content ID'd. Assuming the videos actually are.

 

[Philbo Beggins]

The King of Hypocrisy back at it again

And you better believe he will do both as much as possible going forward. Minimum effort, maximum profit baybee!

 

[FaXmachine]

He's going full clown mode today and bitching about views, I took a tiny break from his stupidity and I'm in greeted with even more. He keeps saying Lego Star Wars looses viewers I guess due to the high of that "1k! views. And now he's talking about Obi Wan wanting to spank Anakin.

Oh yeah he was talking about the Jedi being prudes in one of his shitty jokes, coming from the man who can't even look at Wings topeless.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

The King of Hypocrisy back at it again
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And you better believe he will do both as much as possible going forward. Minimum effort, maximum profit baybee!

Playing a video game, goat laughing, making scat jokes, and refused to edit said video game uploads is lazy.

If you aren't entertaining your audience, and are relying on another one's hard work(VIDEOGAMES), then you are just as bad as "reaction channels".

Just cause you "bought" the game, doesn't make what you do any less half assed.

 

[JPG]

Super chill stream of LEGO

 

[Iron Hamster]

Did Phail say he would get dressed at each level of super thanks?

 

[Corpun]

I hope the left part (or to your right) under his nose will become grey soon too. He'll have the most disgusting Hitler stache. Grey hair surrounded by a Mario beard with patchy shit underneath.

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Why does he not just dye it if it is all gray hairs and not patchy?

Oh wait.

Landscapers outside again. Must be quite the project they are working on...

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What are the landscapers even doing, his backyard is nothing but overgrown concrete slabs he was too lazy to get removed because the previous owners were lazy shits who didn't want to mow either.

What could they possibly need to do to his house. I know the HoA or whatever he is apart of pays them but was does he have that needs landscaped?

 

[actually]

Er, dude: livestreams become archived videos. Get your grandson to explain YouTube to you snort sounds good?

Well, they would, except that Phil privates or deletes them so he can upload the stream in multiple parts because he still adheres to the "# of views uber alles" model that he make bank on under Machinima.

 

[SPhobos]

Hey guys, did you know that George Lucas put CGI into the original trilogy? Did you know that? Well, let me tell you something, Lucas redid the original trilogy with CGI. And then you couldn't even buy the originals anymore! Only the CGI versions!

There, that sums up 75% of Phil's fucking retarded dent head commentary for this shit game.

 

[JPG]

Edit:

Right on cue

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

DSP's "HUGE PAHSITIVE NEWS" - Summarised​

(Dude has one of the best intros ever)

Does Phil really think Youtube listened to him? lol

Edit. For anyone who isn't informed yet, here is basically the FAQ for Super Thanks.

 

[Hogan of the South]

I guess at some point you just need to stop seeking a reasonable answer to "why?".

Pretty much. Them wheelchairs are in the locked position. Only another cripple fight in the inner ranks or some other bs will get em out now.