He would probably be useful, like a Roomba.
Null would have to do a lot of work that would end in a whole subforum full of retards asking the same question over and over again when he could spend that time making a Tranch subforum that would have like a dozen person threads, a CW thread and a hundred meme/speculation/drama threads.
he would shit himself in the movie theater
he would shit himself while playing the nintendo playstation
he would follow it up with multiple shit-and-run incidents
he would shit himself while getting fucked in the ass
he would shit himself and make the portal unusuable
Chris's "true self" would be the stuff of nightmares, an agglomeration (more like abomination) clusterfuck of flawed personality traits and insecurities.
We'd still be in this timeline because Chris is lazy. Everytime he had an opportunity to make money off of Sonichu he pissed it away because of his laziness. Making medallions, selling comics, doing Lets Plays, drawing commissions, paid videos, all abandoned because they turned into work and Chris hates work. Even making videos of him as a kawaii animu girl would be too much effort for Chris and he'd go back to begging in his ratty old shirts, stained skirt and leggings, and balding grey hair.
Problem is Bob had the brain cells, but Barb and Chris have one cell bouncing between the both of them.
Oh wait, lemme correct this.
