His left ear is much lower than the right ear due to his fucked up physique (you can see that the most in gif in the first post, his head is really shaped like a gourd). Now had he cared about his appearance, he would get glasses that remedy this problem (you can get that for very little cost added to the total for your glasses), but this is russ. The least effort still means there was some effort put in, right? Plus it removes from hooker fund.
We're all back round to the movie he wrote in his head staring him and if we don't do as he expected were in the wrong
But now how will we know he's keeping up with his elderly stroke victim-tier exercise regimen?
He's the only guy I've ever heard of using a treadmill workout to humblebrag.
Great, now I have to pay extra attention to Instagram so he doesn't instantly delete posts.
I doubt he even does a treadmill workout. Unless turning it to 1.5 mph on no incline and staring at girls in the gym counts as a treadmill workout
Howdy, Russ! How're the lawsuits going?
I don't think he'll have the balls to join here and post. He tends to avoid anyplace he can't control the conversation. But he does read here. Back when he was suing Taylor Swift for the second time, he posted a celebratory Facebook post that she had defaulted and he thought he was going to get $100 million. Then @AnOminous rained on his parade by pointing out that Legal Mastermind Russell Greer hadn't even served her properly (he served a law firm that represented her in the past and was later baffled that they could neither accept service or pass it onto her). Then AnOmnimous further pointed out that even if she did default (she didn't), Russ would still have to prove damages. Shortly after he posted that, the Facebook post in question was gone. But to this day, Russ never managed to serve her properly.
Every lolcow can't help but read shit about themselves. Russ is just smart enough to not interact
It's not smarts, he just can't stand to participate in a medium where people can say mean (but true) things about him and he can't censor them. Back when we first found him, he'd deactivate his Facebook whenever he went to work or bed because he was terrified someone might say something about him he didn't like and he couldn't delete it. If he had any sense, he would have gone dark after the first TS suit backfired on him.
That is the smarter lolcow. The one who realizes he can't censor anything and decides to avoid it all together. Other lolcows insist on setting the record straight no matter how much proof their is to the contrary
I know we've all seen Russ do this hundreds (thousands?) of times, but the tagging of celebrities, pretty girls on Instagram, pretty newscasters, etc. that he's never met in these gross ass pictures of himself is beyond me. I could understand a person tagging celebrities if they were running a charity of some sort, or were terminally ill and someone was their idol and hoping for even a simple response, or their child was, and so on.
He still thinks Yovanna will see his tag, look him up, see his video about her, and immediately clear her calendar and come to Vegas, fuck him, fall in love with him, and give up her career and personal autonomy because he wrote a shitty song about her. I'm pretty sure if she's even seen the video (doubtful) she immediately pegged Russ as a potentially dangerous weirdo and just ignores.
This type of completely unrelatable, bizarre, and retarded behavior is why we are on page 3,620 in our discussion of this......thing.
I agree, because we know he reads stories about celebrities doing nice things for people who reach out. He just doesn't understand those people aren't trying to fuck him. I just find him such a fascinating creature. He looks at that picture and thinks, "well, maybe this will be the one!"
I know and that's why he's my favorite because he will never ever change.
Mmmm that's hot.
And the thing that makes it all hilarious and keeps us coming back to the thread is that he is completely unaware of how he comes across. He thought he was popular in high school until someone told him everyone hated him and they were just being nice to him because they were forced to. He doesn't understand that most people go through life without suing a single person. He's 31, and filed what? Six, seven lawsuits against people for essentially telling him no? He doesn't understand that no one with a normal IQ would write a song as a "gift" for a singer because everyone knows creative types can't accept unsolicited works for legal reasons. He thinks unsolicited policies are there solely to keep people from breaking into the "biz." He's too stupid to grasp that writing a thirsty song for a fitness model is fucking bizarre and would be very off putting if she ever heard it. My absolutely favorite Stupid Russ Trick is that he sued to get on a talent show, not realizing that the very act of suing forever torpedoed his chances of ever being on said show because of the precedent it would set.
Russ hates women and thinks they need to be controlled. He would never voluntarily participate in BDSM unless he was the top. Also, he's too goddamn vanilla for kink anyway. Even if he had a functioning face and a less than completely repulsive personality, he's boring. His tastes are all things he perceives to be popular, he has no hobbies (songwriting isn't a hobby for him, it's a means to unlimited sex with attractive famous women), He would be the Honda Accord of boyfriends.
Yeah but he's also a faggot.
I don't think you're being fair to Honda Accords there.
