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soggy london said:
In the midst of the literal genocide that is elon musk buying Twitter, troons bravely start another pre- and post- selfie train. Their narcissism triumphs over their fear of companies and the eViL eLIte storing their face data. Let's share pre- and post- fingerprints next, fellow ladies! :heart-full:


First up is Austerity, the mf who can't write or cook for shit:
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This one is sad because it's cute twink --> freak pipeline:
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This absolute winner:
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Didn't hit him hard enough to knock him up and off his expanding ass, that's for sure:
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From reddit mod to reddit mod!
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Uhhhh... congrats on coming out as cis...?
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At least this one was smart enough get bangs for that 5head.
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They're always so sneaky with selfies facetuned to the ends of the Earth:
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He doesn't pass, but the reality is rougher:
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OMG he shaved! [cue loud cheering]
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The kid :c Wife left, of course.
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Give me my tophats but if you bring a kid into this world and then proceed to be selfish and rob them of a stable home with loving parents, you should just kill yourself. You have failed biologically and socially, and you will only ever be a shameful stain in the memories of those who once held you dear.

It's ok... not everyone can become handsome squidward after facial trauma...
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From sex offender to registered sex offender. You go sis!!!
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The most pathetic gayden ever:
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The before picture is hilarious:
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That beard made this grin more reddit-y and friendly, and without it, it looks deranged:
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Mf probably coomed while taking the new selfie. Is this supposed to be seductive?
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and I'm going to spoiler the rest because they're too much. It's a "viral" thing atm so if you feel like you want a good laugh, I highly suggest perusing twitter right now.
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Not that any of them were ever attractive, but they almost always 99% of the time looked better before. This does not help how they think it does lmfao.
 
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Academic troon Harry Josephine Giles, aka "Josie Giles" (Twitter), previously mentioned by @AMHOLIO in her TERF spotting guide and tranny reading list roundup last fall, is back again to promote a whole new zine (under a different pseudonym it seems, but I could be wrong, author is a bit coy on that). (Archive) What's it called?

My Clit Hurts. (Archive) No really, that's the title.

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Let's admire it a moment.

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There's always a critic, though.

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A peek at the index:

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Let's explore this educational masterpiece, shall we? Highlights will all be in feminine pink, in honor of this true and honest kween.

Pure poetry:
I wasn’t sure at first if HRT was for me: I knew that I was transfeminine and that I was disconnected from my body, and I knew I wanted something, but I wasn’t sure what it was. “Suck it and see” has been my approach to transition for a very long time, and also my approach to sex.
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What to expect from estrogen:
I got a lot of things from estrogen-only HRT: better mood, the ability to cry, tiny breast buds, skin so soft it barely registers as a surface, a sense that my body was actually my body. One thing I didn’t expect was multiple orgasms. But I got them! A very industrious young man worked my prostate with his fist and my clit with his mouth and showed me that I could come multiple times in sequence. It was pretty amazing.

I say “come”, but there was no actual ejaculate: my orgasms were dry after a year on HRT. (Listen, a woman with a penis who can come on your face is a rare and precious person and you must treasure her. Most of us go dry. Transfem ejaculation takes either a very lucky dice roll or some complex work with hormone cycling, but that’s another zine.) This never bothered me, because another good thing happened: my orgasms got deeper, longer and stranger. There was no bang and release any more: instead I’d reach these long plateaus, and then shift up to an even higher plateau for a while, and up again, and up. My orgasms now sound a lot more like many cis women’s orgasms. I wish there was proper research on hormones and orgasm response!
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His erections started to play peek-a-boo(ner) after a while, and then...
When I finally did get an erection, something was wrong. At first I put it to the back of my mind. I didn’t want to think about it. But when I paid attention it was clear: when I got hard, it hurt. There was a sharp throb in the region of the corona of the glans (the bottom rim of the head part), and there would be shooting pains up the corpus cavernosum (the main shaft). That made me even less interested in getting hard. By November 2020, when I had started meeting with partners a bit more, every time I got hard it was agony. I felt excruciating pain whenever my clit was erect, and if I masturbated or had sex it would hurt for days afterwards, even when flaccid. Fuck!
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Fuck, indeed. He needed medical advice, and fast. He played his ace in the amhole. Was it Johns-Hopkins? Mayo? No, he needed the real experts. He went to...
After about six months, I faced up to what was happening and started googling. Or, more accurately, searching on Reddit, the world’s biggest ongoing repository of accessible trans healthcare information. That’s where I learned that I wasn’t alone and that this pain was a common (though not universal) issue. I also learned that there is absolutely no scientific research into why it happens, what causes it, and what to do about it, and that it doesn’t appear in any major trans health guidelines, including WPATH’s.
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Why's there such a shortage of medical research on feminine penile pain? You know the answer.
What’s actually causing the pain is unclear. Is it tightness in the erectile tissue, and/or in the foreskin if present? Is it micro-injuries caused by the thinner, more fragile tissue? Is it something else? Why do some girls get the pain and some don’t? Why does it get better for some people and not others? Why do some of us get testicular pain instead or as well? Why is no-one researching any of this? The answer to the last question is, of course, transmisogyny.
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Prescription? Masturbation! (We all know it wasn't going to be "stop being a perverted fuck".)
The basic treatment for penile pain that the collective wisdom of trans women prescribes is getting regular erections. The common community term for this is “maintenance”. People usually advise once or twice a week. That doesn’t have to mean masturbating, but rather whatever it is that makes you aroused. (It does tend to mean masturbating.)
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It helped, but not enough. He broke down and visited the actual doctors, who suggested numbing his dong with lidocaine. He wasn't ready to give up on his original treatment plan though.
I’ve tried masturbating with a lidocaine-numbed clit and it was awful: dissociated, dysphoric, miserable. When I’ve had that pain after sex I’ve tried putting lidocaine on, and honestly the numbness felt worse than the pain. It’s like the numbness after you’ve been to the dentist, but in this intimate area that can trigger dysphoria. Horrible. Also, I think she’s wrong, because I can describe exactly what activities trigger pain and what don’t, and keeping going through the pain makes it worse, so I think it’s more than phantom signals.
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He decided to check with the Peyronie's (bent duck) community for a second opinion, but found only transmisogyny and coomers.
I joined an old-style forum of the Peyronie’s society, introduced myself, related my case history and asked for help. In return, I got a series of explicit messages detailing cis men’s sexual interest in me, and then my introduction post got deleted by the moderators. I asked the moderators what happened and they pretended it didn’t happen. I looked around the forums and found them to be an absolute hive of cis-het misogyny and anxiety. I have a lot of sympathy for men with painful dicks, because I know how intimately horrible genital pain can be, but lots of them were massively over-identifying with the phallus and weren’t supporting each other to consider other ways of thinking that might help, and they were shit to me. I didn’t go back.
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"Covid stole my clit" and other existential crises.
I want to talk more about those difficult feelings. I have a lot of guilt, shame and self-hatred about my “broken clit”. I have thoughts like “I’ve destroyed my sex life by ignoring my pain” and “I’ve given myself permanent injuries by being careless” and “covid stole my clit”. I also got dysphoric thoughts like “if I was a real woman I wouldn’t want a working penis” and “being obsessed with my clit must mean I’m a fake transsexual” and “terfs are right, I’m a gross freak”.
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He offers DIY medical help for others with his ladydique issues in a chapter elegantly titled...

Biohacking a Better Clit​

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I'll leave you to discover the contents of the last two chapters, "How I Like To Fuck" and "Trans Women Deserve Great Sex" (the latter is a stirring call for trans rights), on your own, gentle readers. But a parting word from our very feminine and sophisticated author:
Instead, we’ll write zines, share tips, post on forums, console each other, and fuck each other beautifully.

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By the way, here's the lovely laydee with the agitated uninverted amhole, in a tasteful portrait echoing Shepard Fairey's Obama. Hope and change Stunning and brave.

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Ok, so last I saw trans/nb people still only accounted for 0.3% of the population (at maximum). And of those, the vast majority do not get SRS (despite the 41%). So, the reason so little "science" exists seems like it would obviously be a function of the fact that cases to be studied are still vanishingly rare. There's not even a public health angle to it, it would just be research into why a mangled penis experiences pain when it gets erect (gee, I wonder why that is). Since procedures are so ad hoc, I'm not even sure you could directly compare them. It's not "transmisoginy" anymore than the lack of drugs or treatments for rare generic disorders is ableist.
 
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soggy london said:
In the midst of the literal genocide that is elon musk buying Twitter, troons bravely start another pre- and post- selfie train. Their narcissism triumphs over their fear of companies and the eViL eLIte storing their face data. Let's share pre- and post- fingerprints next, fellow ladies! :heart-full:


First up is Austerity, the mf who can't write or cook for shit:
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This one is sad because it's cute twink --> freak pipeline:
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This absolute winner:
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Didn't hit him hard enough to knock him up and off his expanding ass, that's for sure:
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From reddit mod to reddit mod!
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Uhhhh... congrats on coming out as cis...?
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At least this one was smart enough get bangs for that 5head.
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They're always so sneaky with selfies facetuned to the ends of the Earth:
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He doesn't pass, but the reality is rougher:
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OMG he shaved! [cue loud cheering]
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....
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The kid :c Wife left, of course.
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Give me my tophats but if you bring a kid into this world and then proceed to be selfish and rob them of a stable home with loving parents, you should just kill yourself. You have failed biologically and socially, and you will only ever be a shameful stain in the memories of those who once held you dear.

It's ok... not everyone can become handsome squidward after facial trauma...
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From sex offender to registered sex offender. You go sis!!!
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The most pathetic gayden ever:
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The before picture is hilarious:
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That beard made this grin more reddit-y and friendly, and without it, it looks deranged:
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Mf probably coomed while taking the new selfie. Is this supposed to be seductive?
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and I'm going to spoiler the rest because they're too much. It's a "viral" thing atm so if you feel like you want a good laugh, I highly suggest perusing twitter right now.
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Their movement is quickly dying. Can't wait for 90% of troons to die or abandon their faux identity.
 
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Corn Flakes said:
Same shit, different decade. The problem is that the perv in the miniskirt now has institutional protection. I've told my sister to never allow her daughter to go into public bathrooms alone. You never know what's lurking in there anymore.
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Probably not the place to ask, but I wouldn't know where to pose the question. What should a father do, if he has a young daughter? Bring her into the men's restroom with him? I'd think that would be best, lest in not doing so you leave her open to the advances of some transvestite pervert.
Malevolent Grimace said:
The "anti-trans" laws they are passing don't do anything but stop grade schoolers from being told to go on puberty blockers. I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but non of the laws these people are freaking out about changes their day to day lives at all. No one has made it illegal to be trans, or said they can't be employed, or anything.

These people act like they're all about to be killed in a drive-by deadnaming.
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I'm sure the answer to why they're upset is obvious. They likely think this is the "slipper slope," where eventually things will escalate to the point that their lives will be directly affected. In an ideal world, such laws wouldn't be necessary (or would at least be passed regardless). Yet the world is anything but ideal.
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Forgot some choice qrt’s

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Choice indeed. Like excrement covered in gold-foil. My favorite is the one claiming mis-gendering is "essentially a hate crime." Because calling a man a man is the same thing as hanging him for the color of his skin.
 
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Something fun I found on Twitter
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Sorry if late, but that is NOT the name of the song! It's "If You're Happy and You Know It Clap Your Hands." (I'm sure there are variations, but mine is right.) That said, this works perfectly and doesn't even need the header -- if you know the song, it's hard not to automatically read this in that tune/rhythm.
 
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@SCSI Wild! I forgot all about this dumbass and even thought he was a transman when writing the post, which makes a lot more sense on why he was focusing HARD on troonwomen in that DIE TERF manifesto.

I think the most notable thing this round is that he masturbated so much he gave himself a injury. This is 80% of the zine. This is a self published L centered around his RSI for his cock. WOMAN!

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Without knowing the movie, if you're disauded by negative consequences right now it is a good idea to work on your emotional state to make yourself stronger so you can transition. Or, just, get real therapy instead of ditching your therapist as soon as they give you HRT rights.
 
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