Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

How well is the war this going for Russia?

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Blyatskrieg

    Votes: 249 10.6%
  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐ I ain't afraid of no Ghost of Kiev

    Votes: 278 11.8%
  • ⭐⭐⭐ Competent attack with some upsets

    Votes: 796 33.7%
  • ⭐⭐ Stalemate

    Votes: 659 27.9%
  • ⭐ Ukraine takes back Crimea 2022

    Votes: 378 16.0%

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I understand the analogy falls apart as we're dealing with second-rate powers here, but I really wanted to hammer home that the situation wasn't as nefarious as many make it out to be - sometimes, shit just happens. Had the 2014 protests happened somewhere else, the guy would stay in power, the EU would have thrown a fit and sanctioned them, we still wouldn't know the identity of the snipers but rest assured their secret services would have shown photos of a raid on apartment with The Sims jewel cases next to sniper rifles that had NATO stickers on them. But because Ukraine is Ukraine the situation snowballed even if no external pressure were applied. We're applying a "long march approach" to events that initially had nothing to do with NATO moving the chess pieces closer to Russia, even though they may look like that was the plan all along. The US can't conduct regime change in Iran, Venezuela, etc but Ukraine runs like a textbook op? Do CIA tricks only work on white skinned people?
The Donbass conflict is portrayed as a security risk for Russia, like a mess they can't just ignore so they had to act - but it just looks advantageous. The ongoing conflict still brings the same benefits as occupation without actually comitting to it, it serves as a buffer around the Azov sea and makes the region too unstable for investors to want to start exploiting the natural resources.
Funny for you to bring up Iran and CIA coups. I bet they have operatives here even now, ready to do the job if current Iranian government slips. Or is your point that USA is so incompetent in XXI century that it can't preform a covert operation in a state with preexsisting base of support(in form of pro-EU movement) that is bordering their client states? I sure hope so, but Nuland phone call suggest to me that there was some kind of interference on US side. I guess we will know for sure in 2074, if US is still standing.
You can prescribe economic reasons to this or any other war in history, still that does not invalidate other reasons. It sure is nice to have whole Ukrainian coast, but Russian government proposed peace deal day one that, if signed, would proclaim DNR/LNR as sovereign nations, Crimea would be proclaimed part of Russia, Ukraine stays out of NATO (believe there was nothing about disallowing Ukraine join the EU, so they could have done this after the war was over, though EU would probably cockblock them for 1000 years, as they do with Turkey,), probably something about not blocking water to Crimea and that's it. Would leave them with access to Azov sea, would leave them with Kherson. They did not signed it and continue to resist (which is their right, i do not say they should have signed the deal). The more Russia have to spend on this conflict, the more it will take, simple as.
I don't even going to go into 8 prewar years when big boys of EU and Russia tried to cook up some form of agreement to de escalate this whole mess simply because those agreements did not work in the end.
 
I am shocked, SHOCKED that after 2 months of bombardment that sent hundreds of thousands fleeing, the only people left in Mariople are Russian collaborators. Who could have foreseen this?!
Riiiiight.

Maybe Russians should already activate their sleeping cells of aged and crippled in the basements of Azovstal?
Someone asked why women and old people did not evacuate from Mariupol, well, this is the result of such an escape

From RT

An exhausted old man literally crawls out of the territory of "Azov" in Mariupol. Crawls out.

Don't even think about going out. We will shoot to kill. And it doesn't matter who, "that's what the Ukrainian militants said."

A week ago, when an old man and his wife went to get water in a residential neighborhood where nationalists were sitting, a sniper decided to teach him a lesson and shot him in the leg. The bones are sticking out of an open wound the size of a tangerine, and the wound is infected and festering. The leg is supported only by tendons.

Using the rotation of the nationalists, the old man and his wife escaped. At first, his wife drove him in a cart. When she simply ran out of strength, he walked by himself, leaning on two mops.

In the end, he just crawled to the DPR fighters.
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The Azov regiment has published a new video from the basements of Azovstal, where the peaceful population of Mariupol is hiding.
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Longer cut of the video, since it's definitely archive worthy.

>be ukrainian
>call russians orcs on tiktok 24/7
>want to prove russians are orcs
>eat human flesh
>human flesh is fellow ukrainian
>tfw

This brokebrain faggot so gay that he left the plate of human meat lying on the ground so that his cat got in a couple nibbles :'(.
 
chechens are like the dothraki of russia and i rooted for them during the chechen war and im rooting for them now

It's been a few years since I've read the last Martin book. Were the Dothraki known for being whipped like curs and then cozying up like lickspittles to the conquerors who turned their cities to rubble?
 
It's been a few years since I've read the last Martin book. Were the Dothraki known for being whipped like curs and then cozying up like lickspittles to the conquerors who turned their cities to rubble?
No those were masters of Astapor and Yunkai, degenerates that enslave their people and castrate the men. The Dothraki follow a stronk womyn who don't need no man, because dragons, and lets them kill because that's what they're good at. But of course that's a low fantasy series of books.

Chechens are more like the Bedouins of old. They follow who their sheikh tells them to follow, and kill for the glory of Allah, to kill the shaitans as the Prophet commanded, praise be unto Him.
 
I just didn't need another reason to hate Reddit, but they gave it to me. From the the Cranberry juice to the fat redhead NATO guy, I cringed. I always cringe on Reddit, but this was penultimate cringe. Right down to the music my boomer girlfriends like that makes me cringe right out of their phone number.
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There are Kiwi Autists (artists) and there are Reddit Autists.

Pick a side.
 
No those were masters of Astapor and Yunkai, degenerates that enslave their people and castrate the men. The Dothraki follow a stronk womyn who don't need no man, because dragons, and lets them kill because that's what they're good at. But of course that's a low fantasy series of books.

Chechens are more like the Bedouins of old. They follow who their sheikh tells them to follow, and kill for the glory of Allah, to kill the shaitans as the Prophet commanded, praise be unto Him.
God damn it, now I want to see Kadyrov in a white dress, riding a dragon.

Dracarys.
 

Zoomer hohol vlogger made a video.
He climbed inside burned tank, found charred bone with some meat still left. Took it with him, cooked and ate the damn russky.
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People in comments point out the tank is ukrainian T-64.

I'd say 99% this is staged from the get go for angry clicks.
But my question is what the fuck is wrong with urks to constantly do nasty shit to corpses?
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Here is a guy claiming exactly that, with a follow up on the supposed cannibal.
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Yeahp, that's what this most probably is. Doesn't cancel the fact that this guys is a sick fuck.

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"Tastes like beef with a human taste(???)"
yeah I saw that and couldn't believe it... but the twist that staged or not he couldn't even find a tank russians still use was peak Hohol. Ukraine will be better off with Russia removing the hardcore banderites from their genepool, they kill more of their own than anyone else.
The Holodomor really fucked up some brains along with hundreds of years of on and off cannibalism.

Not that the Russians are innocent of that either, gulag escapees would bring a walking food supply with them for when things got desperate.

Very likely staged, but cannibalism (both out of necessity and not) has a really interesting history in Eastern Europe.
This guy is clearly deranged and staging cannibalism as a power move which is also historically a thing.
Maybe they are just happy not to be BBQ. Literally.
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Jesus fucking Christ, I take one day's break from this thread and now there are hohol cannibals running around. This war will bring more surprises than its worth.

I see this war at least lasting two years, depending on who wins the 2024 presidential election goes.

Also saw some additional stuff on Telegram that some hohols were defending it lol. Also the subhuman tried to feed some of it to his kot as well.

Apparently the area in question, is the same area where that big ass AN-225 plane was blown up.

Question is how will he be caught and arrested or who will even bother since I assume he is in a very lawless area.


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@JosephStalin was it something like this at the nightclub?


@White_N how do average Russians view the Chechens these days over there now?
 
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Tell that to Julian Assange
You do realize that what he did is technically illegal, right? You think that he wouldn't get locked up in other countries for leaking their classified documents? It's like saying that a country is an authoritarian regime because someone assassinating a corrupt official, a nonce or scammer got locked up. It could be argued that's vigilante justice, but you'll still get locked up. You might want to kill a pedo tranny, which one might say is justice, but don't expect to not be locked up...unless you're Brazilian and you did it while on vacation abroad and returned home before getting caught.

The only situation where anyone ANYWHERE could get away with leaking intel would be when the individual is a glowie leaking intel from another opposing country. Like someone in Russia leaking US intel, or vice versa.
 
Jesus fucking Christ, I take one day's break from this thread and now there are hohol cannibals running around. This war will bring more surprises than its worth.

I see this war at least lasting two years, depending on how wins the 2024 presidential election goes.

Also saw some additional stuff on Telegram that some hohols were defending it lol. Also the subhuman tried to feed some of it to his kot as well.

Apparently the area in question, is the same area where that big ass AN-225 plane was blown up.

Question is how will he be caught and arrested or who will even bother since I assume he is in a very lawless area.


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@JosephStalin was it something like this at the nightclub?


@White_N how do average Russians view the Chechens these days over there now?
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I kid. I don't think it is going to take two years, unless the west just pours endless shit into it. And your math is weird, considering 2024 is two years out. But at this point....no. Politically that is suicide. Wrapped up in about six months max. Maybe at the table in six weeks. Hell maybe four. Time will tell. *Sober post*

I am into it now. Things are about to get.....Baldwin.
 

Zoomer hohol vlogger made a video.
He climbed inside burned tank, found charred bone with some meat still left. Took it with him, cooked and ate the damn russky.
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People in comments point out the tank is ukrainian T-64.

I'd say 99% this is staged from the get go for angry clicks.
But my question is what the fuck is wrong with urks to constantly do nasty shit to corpses?
Shit like this doesn't make me more angry at hohols or rusnigs. This makes me more angry at zoomers. I'm sure that somewhere out there, a zoomer dumb enough to do this actually exists.
 
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I kid. I don't think it is going to take two years, unless the west just pours endless shit into it. And your math is weird, considering 2024 is two years out. But at this point....no. Politically that is suicide. Wrapped up in about six months max. Maybe at the table in six weeks. Hell maybe four. Time will tell. *Sober post*

I am into it now. Things are about to get.....Baldwin.
Which Baldwin? The bad one or the good one?
 
You do realize that what he did is technically illegal, right? You think that he wouldn't get locked up in other countries for leaking their classified documents? It's like saying that a country is an authoritarian regime because someone assassinating a corrupt official, a nonce or scammer got locked up. It could be argued that's vigilante justice, but you'll still get locked up. You might want to kill a pedo tranny, which one might say is justice, but don't expect to not be locked up...unless you're Brazilian and you did it while on vacation abroad and returned home before getting caught.

The only situation where anyone ANYWHERE could get away with leaking intel would be when the individual is a glowie leaking intel from another opposing country. Like someone in Russia leaking US intel, or vice versa.
Targeting and shelling civilians for eight years is illegal too (its a war crime) but you're OK with that. What Assange did was not even close in comparison.
 
You do realize that what he did is technically illegal, right? You think that he wouldn't get locked up in other countries for leaking their classified documents? It's like saying that a country is an authoritarian regime because someone assassinating a corrupt official, a nonce or scammer got locked up. It could be argued that's vigilante justice, but you'll still get locked up. You might want to kill a pedo tranny, which one might say is justice, but don't expect to not be locked up...unless you're Brazilian and you did it while on vacation abroad and returned home before getting caught.

The only situation where anyone ANYWHERE could get away with leaking intel would be when the individual is a glowie leaking intel from another opposing country. Like someone in Russia leaking US intel, or vice versa.
Assange didn't leak anything. He received a leak and published it, something the NYT did every day during the Trump administration. Assange is in trouble because the leaks made the entire US government look bad, not just a faction that somebody in the Cool Kids Club wanted to destroy.
 
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