DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Mr. Brown]

If Phil lost his twitter account he would be genuinely fucked.

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

I'm surprised he's getting rekt'd this bad. Seems I underestimated Malenias ability to destroy facetankers

 

[Spirelord]

God damn he sucks at Elden Ring. Should've avoided it like I thought to, it's legit a first run played as a redemption run. No surprise, rage is mostly boss based, uses one move over and over, DOESN'T EVEN USE HIS BUILD WELL WHEN HE HAS 37 INT USE A SORCERY REE-

Fucking hell. Thank god it's almost over (relative to game progression- and TIHYDP material).

He is gonna milk Elden Ring until the end of summer isn't he? He is probably thinking along those lines as summer is usually a "game drought" so he needs to fill the void. Or he will do more DSP reacts to DTRH videos until that money well dries up or he gets copyright claimed.

Oh god, I can see it now- he's just finished the game and is boasting about beating a game at 30-50 levels over par while calling it amazing and garbage at the same time. Suddenly, he talks about how he had SO MUCH fun with it he wonders about NG+ (which has nothing new btw). He zooms the facecam with the stupid Rugrats effect behind it and stares into the camera before implying with the subtlety of his beg tweets that he MIGHT do it if the 'silent majority' demand it- which is to say he might do a victory lap while calling it a redemption run because 'summer is slow and I'm not just a retro gamer, we need something to spice things up- and it's nostalgic in its own way so shut up'. Also it will take up viewers choice because of course it will.

All the while he doesn't have to do anything different or special. Truly a hell that I really hope doesn't happen, and if it does I wish luck onto the clippers.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Watching Memeology's video and it makes me happy to see his cheesy playstyle being punished. Can't wait to see how he'll manage the 2nd phase.

On another subject, I'm currently replaying the Call of Duty: World At War campaign, and I stumbled upon a portrait that resembles our favorite gout-ridden dictator. Or maybe I'm just too deep into the vortex, I don't know lol.

 

[Iron Hamster]

what a piece of shit "my supporters told me to tweet this" . in other words "im going to use my supporters as an excuse to send out another begging tweet"

lol. Dude can't read between the lines (if true to begin with) that the limited load carriers want a break.

 

[LolCowCentral]

I'm surprised he's getting rekt'd this bad. Seems I underestimated Malenias ability to destroy facetankers

The timing to dodge waterfowl with the back for the first 3, then forward and fake a backstep and keep moving forward and to the side is nothing DSP will master.

At his level he has tons of health and stamina he could just equip a shield and should be able to eat it. She will still get health back but he won't lose any himself.

I just don't see him learning the move. She does it so infrequently now anyway that the health gain from blocking it with a shield won't effect the overall fight top much

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He didn't one shot anything in Sekiro the fuck he talking about.

On the latest Ask the Pig he bragged about how he was so much of an alpha badass gamer in Nioh that he beat one boss without getting hit once because he kept parrying him with the spear. This is such bullshit I can't even begin to explain. First of all he played the entire fucking game just using the spear's mid stance heavy attack string, it was Nioh 1's version of jump+R2 basically. Second of all you can only parry human type bosses in Nioh and he did actually one shot most of them because human type bosses in Nioh 1's base game were really weak, barring exceptions like the real Muneshige Tachibana that you face in a side mission. Still, he didn't beat any of them without getting hit once. Next up, he didn't even know parrying existed until he faced one of the DLC bosses, Date Masamune. That's right, he never knew utilized a single active skill until the fucking DLC, he beat the entire base game only using the mid stance spear heavy attack string. Speaking of our boy Date Masamune, you may remember him as the boss who killed him over 40 times, causing Phil to ragequit Nioh 1's DLC.

So let's recap the situation as thus: not only did he find out what parrying even was until he was on the last boss he faced in his playthrough, but that same boss also made him ragequit. Quite a bit different from the pigstorical retelling of the events isn't it?

 

[UaineRunei]

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The first comment I've seen him heart that wasn't a superthanks.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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yes..........yes you are.

 

[fuckshitsnake]

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This is the only idea Phil had for a new emote. King of creativity.

Same unhinged look, except in Phil's case the "being unhinged" part isn't acting.

 

[Brother Wind]

he did sword saint in three tries which is pretty good, but his ego went into overload and he spent like an hour sucking his own dick and saying he did it in less tries than ninja so he's better than him. I watched the TIHYDP and it was fucking cringe.

Was that ape 1 or 2 tries.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I'll admit to being a fucking autist but the way his begging has significantly ramped up in the last month or so tickles my autistic side to start believing the Mare doesn't work anymore and now it's all on poor phillus.

Kat's probably not been working for a lot longer than that. It's gacha addiction.

 

[PieceofShet]

"This has been a great playthrough and Ive done my absolute best to entertain you..."

Seriously dsp? You cant say this about your pt, wtf is your problem.

 

[Crab Couch Choochoo]

Kat's probably not been working for a lot longer than that. It's gacha addiction.

Don't worry with his income he easily can pay for the house, himself, the wife, the kid Jasper and Jaspers University plans...
Oh right Gaccha. He is paying for Scopely's house, and Scopely's wife, and Scopely's kids university plans!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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If that's his major accomplishment in life (other than screaming into the void that is Phil's forums)...wow.

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

Man what was that like 4 beg tweets during the day and then a huge begment and shaming viewers for not paying up to begin the night stream. If we weren't in the "tips are mandatory" phase before then we certainly are now. So obvious he saw the increase in viewers and wanted them to pay up in advance to see the fight. Holy shit dude everyone can see what you're doing so just come out and say it straight up "give me 100 dollars to see this boss fight". At least LTG will be honest about it but you have that same energy and entitlement but you try to act like you're something else. And that is why you are the lowest of the low even by lolcow standards.

 

[Iron Hamster]

If that's his major accomplishment in life (other than screaming into the void that is Phil's forums)...wow.

Conspicuously (look it up Phail) absent is a super thanks.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

On the latest Ask the Pig he bragged about how he was so much of an alpha badass gamer in Nioh that he beat one boss without getting hit once because he kept parrying him with the spear. This is such bullshit I can't even begin to explain. First of all he played the entire fucking game just using the spear's mid stance heavy attack string, it was Nioh 1's version of jump+R2 basically. Second of all you can only parry human type bosses in Nioh and he did actually one shot most of them because human type bosses in Nioh 1's base game were really weak, barring exceptions like the real Muneshige Tachibana that you face in a side mission. Still, he didn't beat any of them without getting hit once. Next up, he didn't even know parrying existed until he faced one of the DLC bosses, Date Masamune. That's right, he never knew utilized a single active skill until the fucking DLC, he beat the entire base game only using the mid stance spear heavy attack string. Speaking of our boy Date Masamune, you may remember him as the boss who killed him over 40 times, causing Phil to ragequit Nioh 1's DLC.

So let's recap the situation as thus: not only did he find out what parrying even was until he was on the last boss he faced in his playthrough, but that same boss also made him ragequit. Quite a bit different from the pigstorical retelling of the events isn't it?

I'm going to take this as an opportunity to say that Phil has no idea at all. In all these games, he has exactly two strategies: run away and facetank. In all these games he has exactly one move (mid stance, lightning spears, jump attacks etc.). To be honest, I can't really comprehend this. While he has a double digit IQ, he should be able to use more than the most repetitive moves, theoretically.

Phil is not just a bad gamer, he has no ability to become competent.

My theory (still) is that TIHYDPs broke his fucking mind (good job everyone). For me that's the only reason he would revert to one-dimensional and save playstyle. Nowadays checking out guides beforehand in order to not embarrass himself which fails cause he always looks like the most annoying clown. I mean, what the fuck are his utter noob "builds" he has in Elden Ring? One of his chairs must be trolling him. Dude runs two greatswords with 20 strength, 20 dex and 71 int (or something like that). OK, you can beat every souls game with a not upgraded dagger and on level 1... but why no spells? And why not keep int at 50 when you are just going melee? Every fucking souls game has soft and hard caps and he played them well over 10 times. The gin is strong with Phil. Look how fucking nervous he was fighting Malenia. He obviously knew what was coming and rambled random shit in between things he shouldn't have known.

The other thing is, he can't multitask and has no capability to see what's in front of him. He needs all his non-fried braincells to either watch his inputs or the enemy. But you can't overload his processors. Like I can't imagine him change stances (in Nioh) midattack to do devastating combos / reacting to a specific enemy with a specific special move. Too many button presses dood! His schedule and attacks are all pure autism and manic.

I guess he will come more prepared next time (Malenia) but man, there are so many good strats and actual builds known for weeks. I won't say them here but there is a particular one with which you can easily fuck up every enemy and boss that can be stunned - midrange, one early game weapon (for a fast kill), you won't need to think, only two buttons, GG. I could imagine even Phil being able to handle this task.

Was that ape 1 or 2 tries.

You misspoke. The ape and his wife ripped him 2 new assholes.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I'm going to take this as an opportunity to say that Phil has no idea at all. In all these games, he has exactly two strategies: run away and facetank. In all these games he has exactly one move (mid stance, lightning spears, jump attacks etc.). To be honest, I can't really comprehend this. While he has a double digit IQ, he should be able to use more than the most repetitive moves, theoretically.

Phil is not just a bad gamer, he has no ability to become competent.

My theory (still) is that TIHYDPs broke his fucking mind (good job everyone).

My theory is that Phil doesn't care. His desire to be respected as a gamer has waned over time. His goal now is to collect money, play through games as easy as possible, collect money, and fit it in his autistic schedule counting down the seconds until break when he can play Champions on the shitter.

Hades was a good example as he facetanked the entire time as well, and would babble constantly about his build that meant nothing. Hades is a type of game we know Phil hates, but there were two whales carrying it months. It's all time filler for money.

 

[Balr0g]

Watching Memeology's video and it makes me happy to see his cheesy playstyle being punished. Can't wait to see how he'll manage the 2nd phase.

On another subject, I'm currently replaying the Call of Duty: World At War campaign, and I stumbled upon a portrait that resembles our favorite gout-ridden dictator. Or maybe I'm just too deep into the vortex, I don't know lol.

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Congratulation. You have found Isaak Heimmler. Though most Nazis fled to Argentina this one has hidden in plain sight in renton, USA