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patrick is too fat to have a username with the word stealthy in it. the ground shakes when he walks upon it
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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The Richter Scale emanations when this fat motherfucker walks across a room can be detected all the way from China.
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The 2005 tsunami was actually caused by Patrick doing a cannonball in the Pacific ocean, rumor is he did it to collect dead Indonesians to make prosciutto with
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@AnnoyingFatNerd was already taken by millions of other twitter users
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In an alternate universe Patrick is a Republican neocon saying that Democrats are the real racists.
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Mid to large accounts.....is he calling himself fat?
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@IStillOweQuasi is probably still available
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Holy fuck! I was part of the O&A sub that fucked with Fatrick back in 2016/17 and I forgot all about him after the sub was nuked. Cuz I couldn't take his celebration, since he thought he was all done with getting trolled. I am so fucking happy to see all these years later Kiwifarms is milking the cow and his life is not one bit better.
Thank you, my child(s). You all are doing the lords work.
Thank you, my child(s). You all are doing the lords work.
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Let me guess, the fag is dying of AIDS because of his deviant lifestyle and this somehow makes him "brave"
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Ahem, I think you mean the Fatrichter Scale.
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F. Thomas strategically protesting Elon's purchase of the site by somehow using it even more than he did before.
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What this nigga doesn’t realize when he says we’re obsessed with him is that it takes like, 2 minutes out of our day to text him or post some stupid shit about his wife fucking niggers on Twitter… but it takes eight hours of his day to respond to us all.
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I've noticed this in a lot of lolcows who cry harassment and stalking. It's like they don't realize just how little time it actually takes to type "lol ur a fag".
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I'm starting to think Patty's thinkin' meats don't work too good.
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I like it when they use low follower count as an insult as if someone on a burner account created that day specifically to troll one guy cares about followers.
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I remember once a Moroccan rug salesman insulted my low follower account and banished me back to obscurity because I said something mean to him on Twitter.
Those were dark times
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Bit of old news, but I’ve been enjoying the hell out of The live court audio. Fatrick sounds like such an insufferable prick, with his over-enunciations, sassy gay man comebacks and butthurt responses to the judge being in disbelief that he has nothing ready.
My favorite part of all though, is when Fatrick blatantly lies to the judge that he didnt use the “911 will be clean-up“ line. If I understand correctly, Fatrick was fooled into thinking Andrew had deleted the incriminating texts and thought he could pull a fast one.
Then when the judge calls him out, Fatrick brushes it aside and said “I don’t remember sending that”. Like nigger, you just commited perjury in court. Then the judge having to tell him to stop interrupting court to verbally harass Andrew.
This just shows what a sneaky liar Fatrick is, what a spergy fag he is in real life and how dishonest he’s willing to be, and how he doesn’t give a fuck about/understand the legal system. He acts tough online because he’s a chubby nerd who would absolutely get his ass handed to him in any IRL fight. Fatrick is an insufferable, smug fat faggot who’s so retarded he’s lost in court multiple times, and clearly a chronic liar.
Fuck Fat Fatrick.
My favorite part of all though, is when Fatrick blatantly lies to the judge that he didnt use the “911 will be clean-up“ line. If I understand correctly, Fatrick was fooled into thinking Andrew had deleted the incriminating texts and thought he could pull a fast one.
Then when the judge calls him out, Fatrick brushes it aside and said “I don’t remember sending that”. Like nigger, you just commited perjury in court. Then the judge having to tell him to stop interrupting court to verbally harass Andrew.
This just shows what a sneaky liar Fatrick is, what a spergy fag he is in real life and how dishonest he’s willing to be, and how he doesn’t give a fuck about/understand the legal system. He acts tough online because he’s a chubby nerd who would absolutely get his ass handed to him in any IRL fight. Fatrick is an insufferable, smug fat faggot who’s so retarded he’s lost in court multiple times, and clearly a chronic liar.
Fuck Fat Fatrick.
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I think it’s all the perspiration of elation that pours out of him when he sees an African-American has been tortured and murdered. He also gets very sweaty when he’s with his Klan buddies. That’s why he can’t wear the hood, just the 6XL t-shirts (sadly, the flowing robes can’t contain his girth either):
I would gladly donate money to finance the development of such bots. Whoever was running @stealthygeeki yesterday was on fire and should be compensated in more than just free cooneroni.
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Why is this man so fat? Why is he so physically disgusting? Is there even a single person who actually likes this moribund fatty fatass fat fuck? Can he name a single friend? Isn't he some macho dude with many friends? Can't a man who constantly takes selfies find another actual other man who is okay with being seen as a friend?
Does Rick have a single friend? Usually lolcow threads involve at least one friend of the lolcow, which is how you realize the cow isn't an absolutely abject human. Even that lolcow has a friend! Just having a friend is a redeeming quality.
Fatty doesn't have this, though. He has no friends. He occasionally lunges into a photo with someone, but then you never see that person in another photo.
He has a worse record than Jack Scalfani of having no people in a series of photos. Nobody likes this man.
Look at them! Look at them all! I promise that unless you are an even meaner person than I am, the series of photos Rick himself has posted will reveal to you a sadder life than even you would have wished upon him.
Does Rick have a single friend? Usually lolcow threads involve at least one friend of the lolcow, which is how you realize the cow isn't an absolutely abject human. Even that lolcow has a friend! Just having a friend is a redeeming quality.
Fatty doesn't have this, though. He has no friends. He occasionally lunges into a photo with someone, but then you never see that person in another photo.
He has a worse record than Jack Scalfani of having no people in a series of photos. Nobody likes this man.
Look at them! Look at them all! I promise that unless you are an even meaner person than I am, the series of photos Rick himself has posted will reveal to you a sadder life than even you would have wished upon him.