DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I really don't like armchair diagnosis, but that is very indicative of something to do with his brain is fucked up and is 10000 percent due to his current lifestyle

Bugged lifestyle mechanics, nothing he could do
watch phil play halo, he legitimately does not have the motor control skills to move both analog sticks independently of each other.

he always runs, stops, then turns to shoot. he literally isn't smart enough to do both.
I don't know what you mentally ill retards are talking about, don't you realize Phil is FORTY years old? If you were mature adults with families, businesses and lives you would be aware of the fact that severe cognitive decline sets in by, like, 38 at the latest.
 
To remind people, Phil rage quit Godrick then coped that it was unfair cause wind doesn't bend using a knife on his head to demonstrate that wind only moves in a straight line...ignoring that not only is Elden ring fantasy BUT in reality tornados, cyclones and wind current exist. Then claimed he one shot it on twitter bragging in a random tweet. Phil also had a lot of trouble with the easiest boss in Elden Ring, the boss the game literally gives you a weapon specifically to stun lock the boss. He'll unga bunga guide it eventually.
That knife/projectile throwing rant was just pure insanity. For one, he's trying to apply real world physics to fucking magic which obviously doesn't exist in the real world but one of its core characteristics is that it doesn't follow the laws of physics anyway so why would it be unreasonable to think magic attacks could have homing/tracking properties?

Also he isn't even correct when talking about real world projectiles either because not everything just flies in a straight line. You can throw a boomerang forward and hit something behind you. He's wrong about both fictional projectiles and real ones.
 
apparently Angry Joe quit playing elden ring....
oddly in reality he recently did a review after beating the game.

Now I have to wonder who's more gullible, Phil or his chat. whale will believe anything he says, "ironic fans" think giving him money is trolling him and phil will believe anything his chat tells him if it support one of his retardo-takes.
 
If Phil lost his twitter account he would be genuinely fucked.
Day 1 of Phil losing his Twitter: Guys don't forget to APPLY for my DISCORD SERVER that I just made recently and if you say it existed for way longer, you're a fucking idiot.
This guy is fascinating in his dentness. Almost makes me understand why some people are more interested in Phil's whales more than Phil himself. Ironically, he sorta seems to behave towards Phil the same way Phil behaves towards Derich.
I really don't like armchair diagnosis, but that is very indicative of something to do with his brain is fucked up and is 10000 percent due to his current lifestyle

Bugged lifestyle mechanics, nothing he could do
I strongly recommend playing the games Phil plays before/after watching TIHYDP or just his gameplay in general. It really is fascinating how bad he is at games. I myself can't quite understand how it's possible. Either his fingers got so fucking fat that he literally can't move them or gin drinkin fucked up his nerve endings. I lean more towards the alcohol giving him brain damage because his reaction time is god awful. The man can't time a block or a dodge to save his life.
So insane how Phil is trying to grow his channel while having his chat in sub-only mode 24/7. Just insane lmfao.
Just another example of Phil wanting it both ways. He needs to have his cake and eat it too.
 
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I may be misunderstanding but all his old vids don't have comments enabled. I guess he did enable them a few months ago so you could look at all vids for last few months but I just looked at the last 16 because I don't have the time nor patience
Correction: old videos have comments enabled. I checked his Persona 5 playthrough (2018) and this had comments and the option for Thanks. But a Silent Hill 2 Remake playthrough from the same year didn't because that has comments disabled. I think Phil disaabled comments somewhere in 2018 because of "toxic comments" and "my fans asked me for it" and the most likely "They lerave nasty comments on purpose for TIHYDP" which is pigspeak for "I don't want comments about my terrible gamepaly show up in a video that highlights my terrible gameplay)

If you want to go into the early piggie days (you know the camera in front of TV days) be my guest i certainly won't
 
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Is anyone attempting to manually eyeball track Superthanks? I clicked on all his videos since they were enabled:
The video announcing Superthanks are enabled has a big 50 dollar Superthank, and several small ones.
After that there are ~16 videos and I see like two Superthanks of a measly couple bucks.
Stream saved.
If you've got any kind of total I can add it as a note in the spreadsheet for April, I think after this month ends there will be so few super thanks that it'll not be worth it to track unless an automated way to do so comes into existence.
 
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