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The thing about allegory is its really useful if you want to look at the core of an issue without any of the baggage that comes with real world context. This is why you see it a lot in scifi, because itAllegory doesn't make a story bad. Hamfisted attempts to preach at the audience through the medium of fiction unaided by a single drop of skill or talent is what makes a story bad. The Borg were always an allegory, the previous writers just did a better job of making a story with the allegory before. NuTrek - and Picard in particular - completely lacks the ability to tell any kind of story at all and instead just angrily pounds its fist on the desk and screams Stewart's feelings and beliefs at the audience over and over for hours on end.
The funny thing about sci fi allegory is that - in science fiction in particular - people are pretty forgiving of even a thinly veiled allegory. The Orville had an all-male gay race that was revealed later to force sex-change females into men when they're born and outlaw heterosexuality on pain of death. This is as subtle as looking up the symptoms of an STD 'for a friend', but most people still felt that it worked and appreciated it. Many times in Star Trek they were close to or as lazy about this (there is literally an episode in Voyager where Seven makes a false rape accusation against an innocent man who then kills himself over it, and they barely skate around actually calling it sexual). So you don't even need to be good at it if you even try. Writers are just actively choosing not to use allegory.The thing about allegory is its really useful if you want to look at the core of an issue without any of the baggage that comes with real world context. This is why you see it a lot in scifi, because itused to beis a genre that likes explore morals and philosophy and to do that effectively you need a degree of separation from real world problems that affect your judgement. Bad and lazy allegory is when you take a real issue and copy it one-to-one. When you do this what is the point of allegory anymore other than to shield yourself from criticism?
I don't mean to get conspiratorial but I partially blame the rise of shit like this on brain dead bad-faith journalists who are constantly looking to assign some (current year) culture war issue to every fantasy conflict and then complain when said conflict does not perfectly represent the issue they've decided its a stand in for. As a result your only "safe" options as a hack hollywood writer are to make your conflict as generic and shallow as possible so that nobody could possibly misinterpret it, or make it a perfect recreation of some current issue that will age your show like milk but hey at least you'll get those sweet sweet asspats. This expectation that every piece of media and every creator must "use thier platform" to preach the good word is absolute poison for good writing and is especially obvious in shows like Picard. Its breeding a culture where art is no longer something that is allowed to challenge you, instead of helping you form your own opinion on Thing the purpose of so much media now is to just tell you if Thing Good or Thing Bad.
The Orville episode helped because it didn’t really paint anyone involved as “super evil Hitler” or anything. Everyone had their understandable reasons for doing what they did, and the parents didn’t break up and still loved their son at the end of the day.The funny thing about sci fi allegory is that - in science fiction in particular - people are pretty forgiving of even a thinly veiled allegory. The Orville had an all-male gay race that was revealed later to force sex-change females into men when they're born and outlaw heterosexuality on pain of death. This is as subtle as looking up the symptoms of an STD 'for a friend', but most people still felt that it worked and appreciated it. Many times in Star Trek they were close to or as lazy about this (there is literally an episode in Voyager where Seven makes a false rape accusation against an innocent man who then kills himself over it, and they barely skate around actually calling it sexual). So you don't even need to be good at it if you even try. Writers are just actively choosing not to use allegory.
But I agree. The main issue is that culture has gotten so extreme that we're expected to shout from the rooftops at all times whatever the narrative is. An allegory is frowned upon because there's a chance someone misses it - and they can't be fooled into agreeing with something, they must just believe the thing because it is Right...and a really clever allegory is hated because the idiots pushing the extreme culture miss the allegory entirely. Art has always been about trying to convey the opinion of the artist and thus convince the person consuming it to agree. But because we've gotten more extreme, it's gone from trying to push or nudge a person into believing their way - or even preaching it - to screaming and demanding it, because tumblr vomited a generation of children into culture at large who all believe the only answer is screaming louder than the others.
The anti-heterosexuality law that ends in murder is a little harsher, mind. I can't remember for sure now, but I feel like that might have resulted in the parents breaking up over it, as one does over murder and attempted murder.The Orville episode helped because it didn’t really paint anyone involved as “super evil Hitler” or anything. Everyone had their understandable reasons for doing what they did, and the parents didn’t break up and still loved their son at the end of the day.
I certainly hope he wouldn't be replaced by Q2. His son was pretty obnoxious. But then, he might've matured and learned how to act in these past 20 years.
Got a better one. As Picard finishes his adventure and as the camera pans out from the scene he says "Computer, end program."
Then he walks out of the holodeck talking about how terrible that was and that he'll stick to his Dixon Hill novels from now on.
My question is this: Why couldn't they upload him into Lore? Lore was deactivated, not destroyed. Would have been a lot easier to load Data's memory into an android nearly as advanced as he was instead of a fucking prototype.
Oh my fucking gooooooooooooood…….
Nothing speaks of how fucked up things are that we’ve reached the point of “Actually, the Borg is a good thing, if they only assimilate troubled people!”
Because I’m sure a hive mind of only mentally fucked up people wont cause ANY problems….
I can't belive they made the Borg good!!!! Seriously I'm sick and tired of every villain needs to be reedem trope. I want good old irredeemable villains
Bit late but not really? The Caeliar I found to be an interesting concept. Yes they do have some "elf" tropes, that said they aren't superior just to be superior. They are absolute pacifists, and are actively seeking a higher civilization/being/thing.So on a lark I started looking at memory beta again on the novels and got sucked into the talk about the final borg war...
Look at this straight from the wiki:
Caeliar evolved past the need for sleep, and spend their entire lives in search of artistic and scientific gains, including the Great Work.
The Caeliar have no need for farming, agriculture, animal husbandry, or economics, due to their needs being met via manipulation of catoms. Additionally, the Caeliar have a great respect for all life, and will seek to not be the cause of loss of life; this philosophy goes so far as to not eat meat or eggs or allow their guests to do so. Due to this, they will not euthanize living beings, but are willing to apply pain suppression techniques to allow the being to die peacefully.
The Caeliar species lives in absolute seclusion, masking their power signatures and obstructing scans of their world, remaining beyond detection and interaction with other species. If they are ever discovered, they merely shift the beings through space-time to a distant area. Caeliar seek to preserve and protect sentient life at all costs, including at the sacrifice of their own lives.
. . .
In 2381, the Caeliar were forced to come out of their self-imposed exile upon being confronted with the truth that they were indirectly responsible for the creation of the Borg. In order to end the threat the Borg posed to the Galaxy, the Caeliar Gestalt deposed the Borg Queen and dissolved the Borg Collective, offering the trillions of newly freed drones the opportunity to join them in their great work.
Whilst the vast majority of former drones accepted, some chose not to do so. These former drones were granted their freedom and Caeliar Catoms replaced their Borg implants, restoring their original appearances and identities.
A side effect of the transformation of Borg Nanoprobes into Caeliar Catoms was that on planets which had formerly hosted Borg Technology, when the Catoms broke down it resulted in regeneration of the planets' biospheres.
Fucking ELVES! They invented literal elves with fucking MAGIC into Star Trek to "solve" the final arc of the Borg story.
No no, I want you all to see this insanity.
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Catom
Catoms, or claytronic atoms, are also referred to as'programmable matter'. Catoms are described as being similar in nature to a nanomachine, but with greater power and complexity. While microscopic individually, they bond and work together on a larger scale. Catoms can change their density...memory-beta.fandom.com
Catoms, or claytronic atoms, are also referred to as 'programmable matter'. Catoms are described as being similar in nature to a nanomachine, but with greater power and complexity. While microscopic individually, they bond and work together on a larger scale. Catoms can change their density, energy levels, state of being, and other characteristics using thought alone.
I'm disappointed I've yet to find many complaints about this. Apparently most online are praising these books.
I'm also surprised moviebob hasn't created a Caeliar shrine in his basement.
It's called Reddit.Oh my fucking gooooooooooooood…….
Nothing speaks of how fucked up things are that we’ve reached the point of “Actually, the Borg is a good thing, if they only assimilate troubled people!”
Because I’m sure a hive mind of only mentally fucked up people wont cause ANY problems….
Well actually..The breasts house extra processors. That's how she handles all the technobabble.
hasn't that been the entire showLast Picard episode was straight trash.
Not really. Having Mama Picard neck herself took it to a new level.hasn't that been the entire show
I think you're confusing allegory with symbolism and metaphors.Allegory doesn't make a story bad. Hamfisted attempts to preach at the audience through the medium of fiction unaided by a single drop of skill or talent is what makes a story bad. The Borg were always an allegory, the previous writers just did a better job of making a story with the allegory before. NuTrek - and Picard in particular - completely lacks the ability to tell any kind of story at all and instead just angrily pounds its fist on the desk and screams Stewart's feelings and beliefs at the audience over and over for hours on end.
This was the conclusion to the Voyager episode "survival instinct" - send them back to the collective to live or let them die free.This is unironically more interesting and vaguely thought provoking than anything nuTrek has come up with at all. With some decent writing this could be an interesting conundrum and having a ship with wounded crew that are most likely going to die and here comes a race that can save their lives but at the cost of being assimilated... Obviously needs some finessing but still, could be compelling.
Wat?Not really. Having Mama Picard neck herself took it to a new level.
Bit late but not really? The Caeliar I found to be an interesting concept. Yes they do have some "elf" tropes, that said they aren't superior just to be superior. They are absolute pacifists, and are actively seeking a higher civilization/being/thing.
TBH, I thought Mack took the whole "superior elf" trope and ran with its implications-Caeliar are absolute pacifists even to their own near genocide, they refuse to help anyone, but are internally consistent(i.e. no killing) in their own values. This makes them extremely difficult for the protagonists to deal with-not because they are arrogant, but because they will not compromise their own ethics. They're not "good" in some kindly deific sense, more like a benevolent neutral I guess? Which is interesting.
Hernandez' whole arc where she basically becomes a Caeliar through catom injection and a rather wholesome bit of stockholm syndrome-even to leave with them I found very moving and touching.
(But then I have a soft spot for the motif of human characters "ascending" or leaving humanity for something greater).
This might be the greatest show ever made. I don't even watch it yet I'm immensely entertained.They literally showed her necking herself View attachment 3233143
By comparison, here's the scene from TNG where we saw Picard's mother:They literally showed her necking herself