DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

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[Vic Viper T301]

800 viewers but no extra money - fuck em

At least his happy about the viewers… ungrateful fucker

Don't forget to like the stream because it helps discoverability. But viewer numbers don't matter because they don't directly translate to more money.

Just more two faced bullshit from the King of Hypocrisy.

 

[Misao Hyper]

In my head there is an alternate reality where Phil is very open about WWE Champions and is the worlds leading WWE Champions streamer, not that it would be much higher then his current standing as a streamer.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

10 divided by 10 is 1 so that means a 10 out 10 is a perfect game.

the fuck is he saying?
Also odd timing on this retardation with Angry Joe and Max giving ER a 10/10 recently.

EDIT - wait someone in chat told him the reviewer is the one who makes the scale so it can mean what ever they want.

Now rating scales aren't the problem even though before they were it's how people perceive them. Like how he just went on some tardo rant about how he perceives 10/10 rating sinc DSP is the authority on game review ratings.

Wasn't this a thing in the 90's/00's with IGN's scoring games? Between this and being a refugee fromt he console wars nigga is stuck in the 90's

Something I did notice with situations like this, DSP is the comically stupid "bad guy" like Cobra Commander or Skeletor. Takes an idea from chat, it works or shoots down hit point while making sense to him it's a "glad I thought of this" moment, it doesn't same chat are a bunch of morons who don't know what they're talking about.

This happens in games too, a lot in elden ring.

 

[Tears for T]

Zoya, the one whale I hate with a burning passion.

 

[tomstone]

kr?

 

[Tears for T]

Swedish kronor (KR/SEK) - 20 kr - 2 $

I even live in the same country as that fucker.

 

[tomstone]

Swedish kronor (SEK) - 20 kr - 2 $

I even live in the same country as that fucker.

how do you know its swedish and not czech or danish?

 

[SupSilver]

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phil tossing up the WP ok hand signal

unexpected but based

 

[Tears for T]

how do you know its swedish and not czech or danish?

I know he’s swedish - sometimes (when I am on my PC) I see his donations as SEK. I have even tried to speak to him, but he always blocks me.

Zoya is obviously using Emil H as a sock-account and he also always donate in SEK/KR.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Also odd timing on this retardation with Angry Joe and Max giving ER a 10/10 recentl.

I pray to god that papa Angry Joe claps back to the pigroach. I am a long time fan of the man (for both ironic and unironic reasons) and would love to see him throw shade towards Phil. It's also no secret that Angry Joe is the type of guy that is capable of competent thought but most of the time his score system makes no sense and just throws exaggerated numbers which makes it funnier that Phil was triggered by this. The difference is that if I am bored I can sit down and go "let's watch some Angry Joe just for the fun of it" but no one ever says "let's watch DSP just to chill and pass the time"

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Phil pigsplains the number 10.
His opinion is that if you give a game a 10, it must be perfect and no game can be perfect or something like that. I get where he is coming from but what absolut idiot cares about scores by "game "journalists""? Also, who thinks that a 10/10 means a game without flaws? Phil needs some artificial drama to drag his prestream out.

"That's math dood. You can't change math because of your emotions... NO! Math is math!"

Someone in the DSP Raw stream:

 

[Wasabi Panda]

The math rant, Genders are defined by genitalia (another to add to the "highlight reel"), the bug snack ramble that has a lot of words and a lot of "umm".

He THAT gin'ed up this early (for him), off his meds or just retarded?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He THAT gin'ed up this early (for him), off his meds or just retarded?

Yes. Always yes.

 

[you_get_snu snu]

Zoya is obviously using Emil H as a sock-account and he also always donate in SEK/KR.

Oh, interesting. How do you know for sure?

 

[Balr0g]

The math rant, Genders are defined by genitalia (another to add to the "highlight reel"), the bug snack ramble that has a lot of words and a lot of "umm".

He THAT gin'ed up this early (for him), off his meds or just retarded?

Woah woah woah is Phil trying to get canceled? First the Ok hand sign now a gender rant? What's next, "Transsexuals are mentally disabled"?

 

[Tears for T]

Oh, interesting. How do you know for sure?

Wrong of me to use obviously
But I just feel that they are the same person. Zoya is the ”front” account and Emil H is the ”real” pay pig account. In the end he is probably just snowkarl

 

[actually]

he did sword saint in three tries which is pretty good, but his ego went into overload and he spent like an hour sucking his own dick and saying he did it in less tries than ninja so he's better than him. I watched the TIHYDP and it was fucking cringe.

Exactly. He one-shotted nothing, and he only got Sword Saint that fast because he was reading guides AND getting handheld throughout the entire game to get all the health and weapon upgrades.

Was that ape 1 or 2 tries.

It was 1 or 2 tries after he came back from a break and suddenly knew exactly how to attack it. This was also when he broke out his award-ginning surprise at the 2nd phase of the ape fight.

Has kuckGaleon been a supporter in the past? If he has he might be one of the sock donators too

Keith used to support way back when, but he got REEEE'd up over the Project 7 stuff and hasn't ever really given money since. He showed up for some Subnautica streams on Twitch and wasn't even a subscriber on there. It's unlikely that he's whaling out at this point. He comes here often enough that he knows the bank leak information is accurate.

 

[Reckless Starfish]

He just taught his audience that "septuagenarian means 80 years old"
No wonder he was valedictorian

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Woah woah woah is Phil trying to get canceled? First the Ok hand sign now a gender rant? What's next, "Transsexuals are mentally disabled"?

stop trying to get me to like phil