DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
David Davidson said:
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Same energy!
 
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I feel like there could be a domino effect in the future if his whale count keeps suffering attrition. Many of these remaining whales tip out of spite in order to "own the trolls", but the degree of tipping required to "own" us is so high that it's hard for any one whale to reach on their own every single day. If Phil is at $50/150 for example, it's a lot easier for CoffeeCuck or PlanetJeff to pitch in $50 than it is for any one of them to boost him from, say, $10 straight to $100. Yet at the same time, anything less than ~$100 generally isn't enough to turn off detractors or prevent a potential Begcon 1 scenario.

We could reach a point in the future when collective whale participation on any given day is so low that the spite tippers don't even bother pitching in their daily $50 tithe because they know there won't be the follow-up tip needed to elicit a reaction.
 
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The Wicked Mitch said:
Phil genuinely believes everyone is withholding tips unfairly - if he has 300 viewers there's no reason for him not to get at least $300 in tips because surely hours of free khantent is worth at least $1 to everyone watching
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At this point yes, I do believe he has mentally conditioned himself into believing he deserves your money the minute he turns the camera on. Why? Because he lives in the now and has the same mentality a 12 year old has when their grandparent gives them 20 dollars for passing a test, he needs to spend that NOW!
Guess i'm toxic now! said:
Has he always had a lisp? Because it seems to only become more prominent as he gets older.

Bare in mind it could be because of his stroke mouth/mush mouth.
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I think it's cause his lips are getting puffier. Phil must have at least 20 undiagnosed medical conditions at this point.
King of Hateful Slurs said:
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This is the only idea Phil had for a new emote. King of creativity.
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Not even cropped, never stop failing my expectation you can go lower Dave.
Oliveoil said:
Big ups soul mate.

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Clipping it from An's re-stream adds to the flavour and charm.
Very ROBUST tale Phil spins indeed.
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To be fair, if you were in Khet's shoes would you want to hear, "OH CAHMAHN, I DIDN'T HIT THAT BUTTON HE MOVED HIMSELF!! WTF DOOD THE GAME DID THAT I LAGGED!!!" every few seconds?
 
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End stream status:

Total tip: $70

Top tips: Anon ($30) and 1MM ($25) accounts for nearly 80% of total tips

Chat disengaged, disapproving the game as a baby's game, and sneak-discussing about Khet's hair and accent, there's also a lot of Jim-s in the chat

DSP is hungry, he's gonna go eat now and hope when he comes back for street fighter he can put on a bison's hat

Jaxx Cuxor stop jerking off now, you heard your master, take more money out of your car loan to feed the bacon please

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Hungrymandinner said:
I’m watching the memology video now and all that comes to mind is that Phil, pale and bloated like Baron Harkonen, has spent the prime years of his life alone in his room playing video games at an absolutely basic level. Normally people who sink to these depths at least have their privacy. Not Phil, though. It’s all downhill from here.
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"Okay we are going to try the Saardakur Psyche Rations next. Mmmmm Mmmmmm!!!!!! What a robust and flavorful kitchen you have here Duke Leto. I can taste the spice exploding on my tongue and feeding every little molecule of space on it. It's just EXPLODING with flavor. Mmmmm. Mmmmmm! Holy crap I feel like I'm going to be on the toilet forever while my body takes everything out of this and leaves the shit left over, but theres no shit, nothing! Why? It's THAT good guys! Wow. I got to have some more!"
 
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Phil definitely wears eye makeup concealer shit.

Excited to see the rabbit hole down the stalling hole takes us. He's treading on thin ice. Simultaneously begging for super thanks and engaging in membership schemes. Big brain buisness strats.

Also would like to see the formsoft people do a Developers React To X style video on Phil's playthrough. Big fever dream last night. He cheeses Melina, the game fades to black, suddenly a new health bar appears, the name T E V I N flashes across the screen. The devs have had enough of Phil's shit. They've spend the last month coding there greatest boss of all time, years of Phil playthroughs culminating to this. A thick cloud of vape smoke clears, Tevin appears, throws em a Flask, "u better take a sip" it echoes thru his shitty office as he's obliterated instantly. A decade in the making. Livestream fails catches on, the internet reacts. I've done it, I've gone viral, but at what cost. DSP has been felled appears in the sky for every human to see, hundeeds of thousands is condo dues utility bills and iTunes cash rain down. And final the world knows peace.


Smoke em if ya got em fellas.
 
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