Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

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I always thought her music was shitty but its kind of sad seeing what 30+ years of attention whoring does to a person. Albeit a fake, shitty, worthless person...

Still kind of feels like seeing some elses grandmother getting abused in a nursing home or something. I mean she cant look all bogdanoffey like that and take pictures of herself and think anyone would actually care to see that "face"

Maybe some of her fans can pool together get her demented ass committed and put in a home?
 
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DoorPost101 said:
Does she do drugs? This video and that weird face-close-up video, she has this very vacant look on her face that I've seen when people are blasted out of their minds.
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You're assuming she still has the ability to make expressions and that isn't just her default botox mask.
 
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I thought this thread was just shitting on her so I ignored it and then finally looked up her recent videos and the like last night.

Holly Shit. I had no idea. Not a fucking clue.

WTF happened to that woman I remember with her Ray of Light album? Sophisticated, at the top of her game, maturing, great lyrics, the whole works.

And to see this now? I'm gobsmacked.
 
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Alamo basement dweller said:
These are a perfect mix of horrifying and cringey. That last one in particular makes me so embarrassed for her children. Imaging seeing your mother doing that and knowing the whole world could see it too?

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It's really subtle but in the last one you can kinda tell she can't dance like she used to. Not because she's doing it badly but because the moves themselves are easy shit that wouldn't sprain a normal person even if you did them 100 times... but it's Madonna and she's fucking old. She might look young in this clip but she dances like she can't afford to get hurt.

edit: Okay I looked it up because I don't listen to her music, the fact she's doing TikTok shit to a trap remix of her own music from the 90's is mindblowing psychological horror. And I looked it up because I thought, 'hey that actually doesn't sound bad'.
 
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Menotaur said:
I thought this thread was just shitting on her so I ignored it and then finally looked up her recent videos and the like last night.

Holly Shit. I had no idea. Not a fucking clue.

WTF happened to that woman I remember with her Ray of Light album? Sophisticated, at the top of her game, maturing, great lyrics, the whole works.

And to see this now? I'm gobsmacked.
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She did a lot of classy ballads in the 90s. Ray of Light/Music/American Life/Confessions On a Dancefloor showed she could age gracefully with her music, but she took a wrong turn somewhere along the way. Maybe she thought she had to chase trends as an attempt to stay relevant. I don't know, but it's just sad.
 
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UselessIdiot said:
She did a lot of classy ballads in the 90s. Ray of Light/Music/American Life/Confessions On a Dancefloor showed she could age gracefully with her music, but she took a wrong turn somewhere along the way. Maybe she thought she had to chase trends as an attempt to stay relevant. I don't know, but it's just sad.
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how does someone take themselves from a 10 to a 10 to a pity 5 to a 2?!

EDIT : after careful review i am moving 'cringe jimmy fallon' madonna from a pity 5 to a more accurate pity 3. i hope you can forgive me for my lapse in judgement. in exchange i present to the court once more for review the interview this came from
 
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UselessIdiot said:
She did a lot of classy ballads in the 90s. Ray of Light/Music/American Life/Confessions On a Dancefloor showed she could age gracefully with her music, but she took a wrong turn somewhere along the way. Maybe she thought she had to chase trends as an attempt to stay relevant. I don't know, but it's just sad.
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Hard Candy, the wrong turn happened then.
Those tiktoks are tragic, she's gonna pop an aneurysm or fracture her hip if she keeps that shit up.
 
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