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I'm now horribly reminded of that post by one of our Kiwis over in the Retail Horrors thread regarding some 400+ pound woman who was using deoderant/spray instead of showering
The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters
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Was that the one Amy made while Tammy was in the hospital in intensive care and there was concern she might die? When I saw the title, I thought they were going to ask for prayers or such for her. I was floored to find out Amy was asking for money to help pay for an extra large casket. Unbelievable.
Who's gonna be the pallbearers? Guess they could cremate. or not
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Papa Slaton driving a forklift.
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My first reaction was a generalised eeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhharrgggh!1!! My second reaction was a much more specific eeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhharrgggh!1!! when I saw the bit where the chick in the shower was using the thing that she uses to wipe her shitty arsehole as a scrubbing brush for her back. I'd like to think that the people who do that at least rinse it off a bit first, but when we're taking about people of the Slaton family's high standards, I doubt it. That said, I don't think hygiene in general is something that worries Amy or Tammie. And even if they actually use a wand like this, how much would you like to bet that the entire family has just the one between them?
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I was told by someone who knew a morbidly obese person that to wipe he just like, flosses the crack with a towel and now I feel very sick recalling that
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...that woman was using an actual shower scrub brush though? not the wiper thing? (I'm confused.)
As for the device (?) itself, I can see how it might be useful to people with injuries or joint problems. Doesn't make its use on/for beached landwhales like the Slatons any less horrifying, though.
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I knew a woman who was like 5 feet tall and around 400 pounds (aka she had her own orbit) and ever since I can remember she had this distinct smell. Well one day I went into a bathroom after someone had sprayed bathroom deodorizer in there, and I realized what she had always smiled like: she had been fucking using that bathroom spray as perfume. That, or whenever she sprayed it it got caught in her folds and stayed with her.
Whatever it was it was awful.
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guyz stop body shaming all wyman r beutiful.
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Nah, they'll just burn down the double wide like they did in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape". It'll save time and money.
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I was going to make an incredibly bad dead baby joke and say that they'd probably skip the funeral, and instead utilise the bounty that has just been been bequefed to them, perchance as aBBQ or something else, deep fried in its own blubber. But I won't because I'm a fucking lady.
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wolfdonkey
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Oh wow. I just stumbled upon this thread and I have to share with you guys...
I'm not sure when Tammy Slaton and her sister went viral, but I encountered Tammy on Facebook approximately 2-3 years ago.
I was a member of an amateur pic-sharing group (you know, people posting nudes of themselves) called Kayla's Playhouse.
Tammy Slaton was a member and she PARTICIPATED.
Groups like these are more common than you think, but typically they are very short-lived. Inevitably, some member gets pissy and will start reporting pics, which of course has a negative effect on the poster since Facebook forbids porn.
Anyways, Tammy Slaton was indeed a member of this group, and If I'm not mistake, one or two others. She didn't post often, but I do recall seeing several pics of her topless and wearing a cowboy hat. I also seem to recall one of her licking coolwhip from her own nipple.
I was completely in awe of her simply because she looked like a water balloon about to pop. She's somewhat unforgettable but I never had any direct contact with her.
Before you suggest the account posting the pics was fake, keep in mind, this was all prior to her becoming cow-famous. Plus, I looked over her profile and it was very active and legit. Not to mention.... nudes.
Back when the whole "Save Tammy" saga started on 4chan, I was floored when I recognized her. Then today, I see this on Kiwi.
I have no way to prove my claims, sadly as I had no desire to save the pics at the time.
But trust me. I speak the truth. Surely SOMEONE out there saved these.
I'm not sure when Tammy Slaton and her sister went viral, but I encountered Tammy on Facebook approximately 2-3 years ago.
I was a member of an amateur pic-sharing group (you know, people posting nudes of themselves) called Kayla's Playhouse.
Tammy Slaton was a member and she PARTICIPATED.
Groups like these are more common than you think, but typically they are very short-lived. Inevitably, some member gets pissy and will start reporting pics, which of course has a negative effect on the poster since Facebook forbids porn.
Anyways, Tammy Slaton was indeed a member of this group, and If I'm not mistake, one or two others. She didn't post often, but I do recall seeing several pics of her topless and wearing a cowboy hat. I also seem to recall one of her licking coolwhip from her own nipple.
I was completely in awe of her simply because she looked like a water balloon about to pop. She's somewhat unforgettable but I never had any direct contact with her.
Before you suggest the account posting the pics was fake, keep in mind, this was all prior to her becoming cow-famous. Plus, I looked over her profile and it was very active and legit. Not to mention.... nudes.
Back when the whole "Save Tammy" saga started on 4chan, I was floored when I recognized her. Then today, I see this on Kiwi.
I have no way to prove my claims, sadly as I had no desire to save the pics at the time.
But trust me. I speak the truth. Surely SOMEONE out there saved these.
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you'd need a crane; most forklifts can only carry 2 tons
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Every time this thread bumps I come racing in going 'did they died!?'
I honestly can't believe the one is still alive.
I honestly can't believe the one is still alive.
It's almost surely because of her age. Even though she is extremely obese, it almost always takes a good little while to eat a body into dying. Human bodies will do what they have to do to survive, and adjust to their absolute limits before giving up. Her body, however, has almost given up twice (I believe?), and it's not likely she'll get too many more chances.
It reminds me of when obese people in their teens/early twenties say "my doctor said my heart rate/cholesterol/breathing/circulation/whatever is totally fine, so my weight isn't causing any problems and I'm totally 100% healthy!!! Health at every size y'all!!!". No. It's not because they're secretly healthy despite being obese. it's because they're young. Their body is toughing out the abuse they're handing it for right now (because human bodies are made to survive a lot of crazy things), but it will fight back eventually.
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I believe you. But why would ANYONE save that? It's disturbing enough to even imagine it.
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Who would want slaton noodz? Even if you're into grossly fat women, they're pretty hideous independent of that factor (or fator as our dear slatons might say).
I am interested to know, though, if this is legit, how much has she changed over these few years. Was she always this immense? What about the forehead?
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It's true. I don't remember where I read it, but there was an article talking about aging and your body. In your teens and early 20's you are as close to indestructible as you will ever be in your life. You heal from any injury. You bounce back from disease. A hangover is a temporary setback. Break a bone and a couple weeks in a cast and it's good as new.
This is why they're still alive. Underneath all the fat and lard and whatever that thing on her forehead is, they still have the insides of 20 year olds. Okay, these are insides that are being stressed but if they put their minds to it they could literally drop a lot of that weight and get some of their life back. I know it's not going to happen but maybe one of them collapsing will be the wakeup call they need to get started.
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The first hospitalization was their wake-up call. One of them will die and the other still won't care, unless she keeled over on top of her snacks.