DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lolidaki]

So I'm curious, is there any footage of DSP playing Street fighter, not the shit neo geo conversion or that terribly unbalanced switch version, actual street fighter and doing good. Maybe at an arcade running a machine against average or above-average players?

we have this "series" of videos but as for "tournament footage," I think it's only Tokido and Wong's matches (which are both on console I think).

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

If any of you here shitpost in Phil's chat, my hat goes off to you. I've been banned twice for inane questions like tonight, asking what his favorite Street Fighter 2 character was, and saying mine was Sub Zero. It's so difficult not to get banned I don't know how so many obvious trolls survive.

You should try one of my favorites I learned from another game forum and that's "point it out on the doll for us Phil" cause you know going from zero to asshole on inane subjects probably has some repressed memories that can only be compared to a kid being touched and the only way they'd explain it is pointing at a dolls no-no parts.
example "damn phil why not point out on the doll what sean did to you".

 

[Gorazul1978]

Has Phil faught Godrick, or Radahn/ Elden Beast yet? I will be blown away if he beats Malenia and I highly doubt he will be able to beat Radahn/Elden Beast.

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He has beaten the nerfed version of Radahn.He wont have a "fun" interaction with Maliketh though.

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[N0thingICanDo]

Double begging in the tweet and then again on the schedule

The pig is starving to death after only making $53 in tips tonight

"LETS TURN THAT AROUND!"

You mean like this Phil?

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

So I'm curious, is there any footage of DSP playing Street fighter, not the shit neo geo conversion or that terribly unbalanced switch version, actual street fighter and doing good. Maybe at an arcade running a machine against average or above-average players?

I would argue he's actually not good at street fighter, he got lucky with that evo win cause no one cared and he only plays people who probably weren't an itch in daddy's pants when SF2 came out then when he gets people who may not be pro but have been playing a while he crumbles, squeals like Ned Beaty in the woods.

He plays SF like he plays ER, tism patterns. All it takes is someone good enough at fighting games to read him and thats it. He can't adapt. Last week with that sagat, this week with 2 different people playing necro.

Shit happens in every fighting game he plays, the exact same way and it'll happen in dark stalkers in june.

Just to add on @actually

I am sure it's been said by another fighting game enthusiast here at some point but I can't fucking remember

The ceiling has raised since Phil's tournament days and since he refuses to play matches against better players (like on fightcade), he's going to remain in this weird stage of limbo where he's barely average at SF2. Gatekeeper of scrubs.
Honestly, even if he grew a spine and ventured onto Fightcade, his inability to accept a loss is another reason why he blows at fighting games. Phil already thinks he's an expert on all fighting games whether it's KOF, Street Fighter, Tekken, Marvel, Virtua fighter, etc. when he isn't. That same stunted mindset is the reason why he's in the current position of his life.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I NEED YOUR HELP

The RVD promo must be wrecking him

 

[garrybkk]

He beat Justin Wong in some actual version of SF2 (Hyper Fighting, maybe?) at Evo East. He was decent back in the day. He's just not better than average any more.

With "decent" you mean spamming fireball and using every cheap tactic.

If any of you here shitpost in Phil's chat, my hat goes off to you. I've been banned twice for inane questions like tonight, asking what his favorite Street Fighter 2 character was, and saying mine was Sub Zero. It's so difficult not to get banned I don't know how so many obvious trolls survive.

He is super ban happy on night streams. It's not worth it to attend them, he's drunk on gin, will ban anyone who isn't the regular Derich. He treats night streams as his muh depression therapy, it's his gin and WWE Champions time.

Just to add on @actually

I am sure it's been said by another fighting game enthusiast here at some point but I can't fucking remember

The ceiling has raised since Phil's tournament days and since he refuses to play matches against better players (like on fightcade), he's going to remain in this weird stage of limbo where he's barely average at SF2. Gatekeeper of scrubs.
Honestly, even if he grew a spine and ventured onto Fightcade, his inability to accept a loss is another reason why he blows at fighting games. Phil already thinks he's an expert on all fighting games whether it's KOF, Street Fighter, Tekken, Marvel, Virtua fighter, etc. when he isn't. That same stunted mindset is the reason why he's in the current position of his life.

His narcissistic ass can't even handle losing in casual shooters.

 

[PieceofShet]

Thats kinda fucked up. Good thing DSP doesnt care.

 

[actually]

Thats kinda fucked up. Good thing DSP doesnt care.

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Also a lie. Kevin's schtick is saying shit like that and claiming he's going to "carry" the stream.

 

[Shabobus]

Double begging in the tweet and then again on the schedule

The pig is starving to death after only making $53 in tips tonight

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"LETS TURN THAT AROUND!"

You mean like this Phil?

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Does any other streamer call their streams "shifts"? His desperation to make people think he's busting his ass is comical.

 

[PieceofShet]

How can you say no to this cute face?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

How can you say no to this cute face?

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When you can't find a hat in the pile that you have worn for the week.

When was the last time he had a streak of not-making-$100 streams? I forgot what he pulled out of his purse as an excuse for really needing it. Like even now, he's not really specifying for anything except that you fuckers aren't hitting the 100/150 goal for any of the streams for the past 3 days.

 

[Chaos.Monkey]

Even the audio schedule begins with an immediate beg; he needs that money guys, he really does.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Double begging in the tweet and then again on the schedule

The pig is starving to death after only making $53 in tips tonight

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"LETS TURN THAT AROUND!"

You mean like this Phil?

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The manchild who cried wolf for the last 14 years, is now putting "I NEED YOUR HELP" in all caps in his twitter schedules. No shit Sherlock you've needed their help your whole career, and that's never going to change.

I don't even know what to say with all this, I feel like I am in some fever dream, with how delusional this all is. He hasn't talked about TAHHHHXES or UNFORSEEEN BILLLS in a while. Has Phil forgotten he has to make up bullshit situations first before he cries "HELLLLLLP"?

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Hi guys I'm just checking in. Have Super Thanks saved the channel yet?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

It wasn't anything inappropriate, he's answered my questions before. My other account I tried talking in his chat on got permabanned a couple months ago for asking if chat preferred Elden Ring or Skyrim. I guess that made me a toxic Elden Ringer. The funny thing is both times I got leaned, unless Phil does a lean-in all the normal mods just leave me be since I just ask Derich tier questions.

Just before he turned the Youtube chat into North Korea 24 hour subscriber mode I got leaned by Phil for asking him who his favorite Roman emperor was. I didn't have a troll or offensive name either, there really is no rhyme or reason why he leans some people for inane shit and some people can get an unhinged rant out of him and still stay unbanned despite not being paypigs.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Hi guys I'm just checking in. Have Super Thanks saved the channel yet?

It would if those greedy assholes stopped watching Phil's QUALITY content for FREE. There's 197k subscribers on DSPGaming. If every person just donated ONE dollar, everything would be ok!

I don't see how he can spew that bullshit. I only said it once and I already want to hang myself.

 

[Crooked 16th]

It wasn't anything inappropriate, he's answered my questions before. My other account I tried talking in his chat on got permabanned a couple months ago for asking if chat preferred Elden Ring or Skyrim. I guess that made me a toxic Elden Ringer. The funny thing is both times I got leaned, unless Phil does a lean-in all the normal mods just leave me be since I just ask Derich tier questions.

I got banned for pointing out he contradicted himself during one of his Last Of Us Rants then Phil wanted me to explain myself after he banned me

 

[Lazycunt]

I got banned for pointing out he contradicted himself during one of his Last Of Us Rants then Phil wanted me to explain myself after he banned me

One of the funniest most infuriating things he does bans someone and then says all this shit or ask them to explain themselves.

I can't imagine being such a giant fucking pussy

In today's stream he was bitching about no support all week and then says 3 days, 3 days is not a week moron.
The other thing is he did make decent money.

Phill is in a quantum state of being successful and slowest stream ever, phill you have ascended to the golden throne for being a higher being than us mere mortals.

Also eat shit and die cunt

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

One of the funniest most infuriating things he does bans someone and then says all this shit or ask them to explain themselves.

I can't imagine being such a giant fucking pussy

In today's stream he was bitching about no support all week and then says 3 days, 3 days is not a week moron.
The other thing is he did make decent money.

Phill is in a quantum state of being successful and slowest stream ever, phill you have ascended to the golden throne for being a higher being than us mere mortals.

Also eat shit and die cunt

Yeah he is trying to make it seem like he has been making low ass support the past 3 days when off the top of my head Bugsnax made $70 which was earlier today, and the recent Skyrim stream which made slightly more.

So if $100 isn't met, it means the stream was slow even if a couple of the streams were almost nearing that amount. He's being incredibly dishonest here to make his little cry for help mean more.