DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[King Nutsack]

Always feel satisfying to see Phil being denied the chance to wear his Nazi hat for Street Fighter streams.

And god, the pre-begging tweet... as usual if he feels shorted with what he made on some streams, that just means he has to beg harder in the future because he is ENTITLED to receive the same amount of money and keep up this ridiculous lifestyle.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Double begging in the tweet and then again on the schedule

The pig is starving to death after only making $53 in tips tonight

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"LETS TURN THAT AROUND!"

You mean like this Phil?

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ATTENTION ALL PAYPIGS!

 

[Balr0g]

When you can't find a hat in the pile that you have worn for the week.

When was the last time he had a streak of not-making-$100 streams? I forgot what he pulled out of his purse as an excuse for really needing it for. Like even now, he's not really specifying for anything except that you fuckers aren't hitting the 100/150 goal for any of the streams for the past 3 days.

Let's not forget that now "slow" streams are those that are just close to tier 1 (50$) This faggot is so used to hitting at least tier 2 tips goals that 50 $ is "slow" He needs a reality check. A real hard reality check to shake him up. I know this will never happen as his little pig cult will carry him no matter what but Phil is too stupid to adjust. I would be impressed if he actually put those tard bucks into a savings account or even funds but if his spending is still the same as shown in the bank leaks last year then he is plain stupid. Plus the increased inflation just drains his money faster then he sucks out the gin from his bottles

 

[AckedyAckTheThird]

It wasn't anything inappropriate, he's answered my questions before. My other account I tried talking in his chat on got permabanned a couple months ago for asking if chat preferred Elden Ring or Skyrim. I guess that made me a toxic Elden Ringer. The funny thing is both times I got leaned, unless Phil does a lean-in all the normal mods just leave me be since I just ask Derich tier questions.

So you sit in his chat, giving him a subscription. You ask him actual questions, giving him interactions. You ask his chat questions, giving more interaction. Not even trolling, nothing, you just sit there talking to chat and him, watching his stream.* The fan in denial theory is starting to fucking check out.

You should tell us how you gave his stream a like to really own him.

*Edit for completeness: With 2 accounts (who knows how many others). I didn't expect there to be dentheads among us.

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

So you sit in his chat, giving him a subscription. You ask him actual questions, giving him interactions. You ask his chat questions, giving more interaction. Not even trolling, nothing, you just sit there talking to chat and him, watching his stream. The fan in denial theory is starting to fucking check out.

You should tell us how you gave his stream a like to really own him.

I asked a few joke questions and annoyed him enough to get leaned. Next time I'll make sure my name is Kat Cheats On Phil With Niggers because that really devastates him psychologically.

To me the whole point of lolcows is the lol part. If you're taking Phil so seriously that you are offended by someone asking him joke questions, instead of grilling the pig about WWE Champions, then you're in too deep. If Phil getting one more view from someone there to laugh at him makes you upset, you're in too deep.

Besides, Phil's chat is where INTELLIGENT FUCKING HUMANS hang out, you braindead idiot huh huh.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Poor 5 dentheads who have to make up 50 accounts to get to 450. He really hates his fans

 

[AckedyAckTheThird]

I asked a few joke questions and annoyed him enough to get leaned. Next time I'll make sure my name is Kat Cheats On Phil With Niggers because that really devastates him psychologically.

To me the whole point of lolcows is the lol part. If you're taking Phil so seriously that you are offended by someone asking him joke questions, instead of grilling the pig about WWE Champions, then you're in too deep. If Phil getting one more view from someone there to laugh at him makes you upset, you're in too deep.

Besides, Phil's chat is where INTELLIGENT FUCKING HUMANS hang out, you braindead idiot huh huh.

"Do you guys prefer Elden Ring or Skyrim?", awesome joke question my dude. Must have been hilarious. That's the "denial" part, in case you hadn't noticed.

Next time you should ask that question in a tip, that will make it even more hilarious.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

"Do you guys prefer Elden Ring or Skyrim?", awesome joke question my dude. Must have been hilarious. That's the "denial" part, in case you hadn't noticed.

Next time you should ask that question in a tip, that will make it even more hilarious.

Honestly, if you're going to ask him anything, you should be under a fake Derich account.

Better yet, just don't even bother and let the real Derich ask DSP about SunnyD.

 

[AckedyAckTheThird]

Honestly, if you're going to ask him anything, you should be under a fake Derich account.

Better yet, just don't even bother and let the real Derich ask DSP about SunnyD.

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It's like watching someone headbutt a wall over and over and over again. 'Dentheads' is very appropriate.

 

[Corpun]

Phil definitely wears eye makeup concealer shit.

Does he? I don't see it. Sounds like too much effort for the roach.

I was just thinking this today and wondered what the fuck was wrong with his lips.

As a side note: Alcohol can cause water retention in your face. This makes your face look bloated and puffy. I'm guessing that's it

I think it is the alcohol causing all the bloat and puffiness, but it could be something else. The paleness doesn't help, I mean you can literally distinguish where his five o'clock shadow ends.

RIP Ninstarrune, BANNED BANNED BANNED!

No hateful slurs were ever used on Twitch.

Honestly, if you're going to ask him anything, you should be under a fake Derich account.

Better yet, just don't even bother and let the real Derich ask DSP about SunnyD.

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Derish you can go to the grocery store and buy ss much Sunny D as you want. You might even find some friends or a girl there you coombrain.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Why is he ramping up his begging so hard? Does he not understand he's playing with fire? Your 3 whales already got you alts for 400 members goal, and they're giving you as much money as they can. If you keep pushing them, something might break and you'll be screwed! And I can't wait to see it! Choke on your own greed you pig!

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Hilarious how quick he was on the trigger over a name he should barely be aware of since he doesn't play the game.

Just before he turned the Youtube chat into North Korea 24 hour subscriber mode I got leaned by Phil for asking him who his favorite Roman emperor was. I didn't have a troll or offensive name either, there really is no rhyme or reason why he leans some people for inane shit and some people can get an unhinged rant out of him and still stay unbanned despite not being paypigs.

I would argue that a question like yours poses a threat to the valedictorian narrative and whether it was deserved.

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

If you keep pushing them, something might break and you'll be screwed!

If they die, they die.

Phil groomed his audience to be completely made up of autism and attention whores. Most are grown adults. If some clown over the internet made them put their own money towards him instead of their own well being despite the mountains of evidence that he blows all his money on stupid shit..... so be it.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

10 divided by 10 is 1 so that means a 10 out 10 is a perfect game.

the fuck is he saying?
Also odd timing on this retardation with Angry Joe and Max giving ER a 10/10 recently.

EDIT - wait someone in chat told him the reviewer is the one who makes the scale so it can mean what ever they want.

Now rating scales aren't the problem even though before they were it's how people perceive them. Like how he just went on some tardo rant about how he perceives 10/10 rating sinc DSP is the authority on game review ratings.

Wasn't this a thing in the 90's/00's with IGN's scoring games? Between this and being a refugee fromt he console wars nigga is stuck in the 90's

Something I did notice with situations like this, DSP is the comically stupid "bad guy" like Cobra Commander or Skeletor. Takes an idea from chat, it works or shoots down hit point while making sense to him it's a "glad I thought of this" moment, it doesn't same chat are a bunch of morons who don't know what they're talking about.

This happens in games too, a lot in elden ring.

I meant to comment on this as well. That entire rant was ridiculous "can you prove that 10/10 doesn't mean perfect when it's math" fucking dumbass is operating on logic that's on par with Time Cube.

Review aggregate sites do make things an issue when companies put too much stock in them (see Bethesda and New Vegas.) Thing is, to an average person with a functioning brain, they just serve as a barometer of quality. A perfect score does not imply flawless, it implies "must play/watch." But again, Time Cube logic.

This also disregards his own bullshit ratings system for food where he would give a sandwich such inane scores like 4.25/5 or whatever.

Woah woah woah is Phil trying to get canceled? First the Ok hand sign now a gender rant? What's next, "Transsexuals are mentally disabled"?

He called them genetic mistakes a few weeks ago which shows a pretty huge level of ignorance regarding anything in mental health or gender identity. He only says he doesn't care to save face. Reality is that he perceives anything that isn't what he thinks he's supposed to be as subhuman.

Because he kept pushing this fuckin h*ckin EPIC garbage on us like its the best fuckin game ever. This is the most forced game on the outside but I really think he loves garbage like this.

No one tell him about Slime Rancher(which is on GayAss™)

Thing is, both Bugsnax and Slime Rancher look like fun all-ages games that pretty much anyone can enjoy snd get into as an easygoing experience. His spin is assuming that childen are fucking stupid so they can't handle "mature themes" in Bugsnax when shit like All Dogs Go To Heaven exists. Childen can handle mature subject matter just fine and Bugsnax is no exception, but he likes to pretend that they're for mature adults like himself and his audience.

The manchild who cried wolf for the last 14 years, is now putting "I NEED YOUR HELP" in all caps in his twitter schedules. No shit Sherlock you've needed their help your whole career, and that's never going to change.

I don't even know what to say with all this, I feel like I am in some fever dream, with how delusional this all is. He hasn't talked about TAHHHHXES or UNFORSEEEN BILLLS in a while. Has Phil forgotten he has to make up bullshit situations first before he cries "HELLLLLLP"?

You don't remember him saying that if he didn't get tips he'd need to have a lunchmeat sandwich for lunch like THE POORS?

 

[SomeBoyo]

Slower
Phil is a variety streamer and enjoys the fact that people support chill streams so he becomes a better content creator. So they support them yeah? Wait, they don't? Well hurry the fuck up. Stalled for 1.5 hours in bugsnax, oh well.
Trolls got BTFO'D tonight, they kept making new accounts and he kept blocking them. The other players were subpar and quit after losing once or twice cause they couldn't take it...wait.

"Thank you to showed up and supported" noone else, get fucked, to be fair, semantics, Phil is too autistic to understand what he's saying. Anyway, streams slow, his week starts when he returns from his day off, not Monday like normal people and no hats, the entire week! He's starting to get nervous you guys. Mirror's Edge gonna save the channel. He thinks he can beat ER in a week so like three streams, massive X.

New members goal, more react shit, he's been hinting at 450 members, lmfao.
BUS SNAX

Spoiler: The Daily Wrap: April 29, 2022 - Busgnax Returns, SF Not AS Good, A Series of Slower Days

 

[TurdFondler]

I meant to comment on this as well. That entire rant was ridiculous "can you prove that 10/10 doesn't mean perfect when it's math" fucking dumbass is operating on logic that's on par with Time Cube.

"Why not the Ratings Cube?"
The only reason is educated stupidity.
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I have demonstrated absolute irrefutable proof of 4 simultaneous ratings within a single scale of ten. No other man or god can claim such Truth manifestation.
The academic brainwashed mind is corrupt and can't comprehend Pigroach magnificence.
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Twitch is a racist and
anti-white institution - offering 20 bits for hair dye gamers, even if you have no ten year legacy. It is already evil in that they suppress raw gaming streams for discussing and debating
Nature's Harmonic Ratings Cube Principal.
Integration equates unnatural racial slop.
Does stationary mentality need the 20 bit cheers to equate the mentality of the white race, or is it an evil ploy to subdue the white race?
What anti-white force is behind this evil?
I will not receive one moderator reaction, as their power is in ignoring ineffable Truth.
How can such an evil streaming exist in USA.
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Evil Ass Streamers Suppress Ratings Cube, and dumb ass Tevins condone such evil.
Cubeless institutions are spreaders of evil, and students lack mentality to challenge it.
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I bestow upon myself the "Doctorate of
Cubicism", for educators are ignorant of Nature's Harmonic Rating Cube Principle and cannot bestow the prestigious honor of wisdom upon the wisest human ever.
Dr. Phil Burnell

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Honestly, if you're going to ask him anything, you should be under a fake Derich account.

Better yet, just don't even bother and let the real Derich ask DSP about SunnyD.

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We'd call him Derich four times cause he'd repeat the same shit four times in a row, didn't help his parents were cousins and uneducated yellow trash that snuck into Canada in a freighter full of chink made fake Nikes.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Slower
Phil is a variety streamer and enjoys the fact that people support chill streams so he becomes a better content creator. So they support them yeah? Wait, they don't? Well hurry the fuck up. Stalled for 1.5 hours in bugsnax, oh well.
Trolls got BTFO'D tonight, they kept making new accounts and he kept blocking them. The other players were subpar and quit after losing once or twice cause they couldn't take it...wait.
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Was watching Piece's stream and saw him dodge Jose at least once. I'll assume he did the same to Goji?

 

[Dona Morte]

Was watching Piece's stream and saw him dodge Jose at least once. I'll assume he did the same to Goji?

I do not think Goji is on XBox?
I know one of them does not even own the Xbox copy.
Jose popped up last night saying he was ready so I assume it is Goji that does not offer this particular version.
Goji's Youtube name is Kuki with names after it and Jose is literally Jose.

 

[Yung Dalph]

So you sit in his chat, giving him a subscription. You ask him actual questions, giving him interactions. You ask his chat questions, giving more interaction. Not even trolling, nothing, you just sit there talking to chat and him, watching his stream.* The fan in denial theory is starting to fucking check out.

You should tell us how you gave his stream a like to really own him.

*Edit for completeness: With 2 accounts (who knows how many others). I didn't expect there to be dentheads among us.

You guys should really stop being this retarded towards people who give him the slightest bit of engagement.