Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

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Funny you mention entertainment because Jim recently made a tiktok account presumably for the purpose of entertaining shorts and it really does highlight how unfunny of a person he is. Its a mixture of 'funny' little jokes videos and the kind of crap you might see from those pro-trans accounts but its all so amateurish and boring, the only interesting thing is a video of him in public which confirms he does actually go around in the day looking like he does.
dear god that was painful, and they honestly think that's funny jesus.
 
Funny you mention entertainment because Jim recently made a tiktok account presumably for the purpose of entertaining shorts and it really does highlight how unfunny of a person he is. Its a mixture of 'funny' little jokes videos and the kind of crap you might see from those pro-trans accounts but its all so amateurish and boring, the only interesting thing is a video of him in public which confirms he does actually go around in the day looking like he does.
Peak 'how do you do fellow kids' with a dash of groomer energy thrown in for free. Truly horrifying.

On the plus side, it's nice to see I was 100% correct that Jim looks WAY worse in his skinwalker get-up without the benefit of whatever filtering he applies to his JQ videos.

ETA: Somebody please archive all those Tik Toks for cringe preservation purposes. I feel like they're likely to go AWOL at short notice.
 
The thing is though, and maybe I'll catch shit for saying this, there's something inherently likeable about Phil, even though he's a total asshole. He reminds me of Ed from Ed, Edd and Eddy, in that regard.

Schadenfreude. He is an idiot, stuck on a loop of being mocked by everyone else for his own failings and having to carry on with them to stay relevant. It's like watching one of those comedies where everyone is an asshole, they suffer for it but you can't help but like the guys on the cast after watching them for so long!

Sterling, on the other hand, is simply an asshole. He isn't a lovable idiot, or even a slightly likeable one, he is a self-absorbed narcissistic asshole that fetishized himself into a hole and let his aspect of his life dominate everything else. Just see how disconnected from reality this guy is: A self-described socialist making tens of thousands per month and not spending a penny of it to help others, yet wanting to have his expenses he can clearly finance to be paid for by the State, the same guy that supposedly hates the greedy. Thinks he is a victim, an oppressed person despite living a very comfortable life, the likes of which the vast majority of the "privileged" people he hates so much can't afford: If this guy was really as persecuted as he thinks he is, he simply wouldn't be able to live as he does. And the cherry on top is he wants to be accepted, despite hating everyone that isn't on his specific subset of the general population, so much for tolerance!

Funny you mention entertainment because Jim recently made a tiktok account presumably for the purpose of entertaining shorts and it really does highlight how unfunny of a person he is. Its a mixture of 'funny' little jokes videos and the kind of crap you might see from those pro-trans accounts but its all so amateurish and boring, the only interesting thing is a video of him in public which confirms he does actually go around in the day looking like he does.

Being entirely honest, I'm in favor of trans rights to a certain degree on the basis of the philosophical beliefs I hold, but despite this I fucking hate the troon culture you find on the internet. It's based on a fucking insane tribalistic worldview that you should respect every whim of theirs while they clearly hate everyone that isn't trans, sometimes merely for existing and at other times when they aren't "allies" (meaning they don't kiss their asses at every opportunity). It's closer to a Cult mindset than to a legitimate social movement, you're either in with their definition of "trans rights" or you're automatically a Nazi. It's fucking ridiculous!

This behaviour can be clearly seen on Sterling, just look at how much of an asshole he gratuitely acts like the second you say something he disagrees with. You can make your points in a civil, polite way and he will be hostile and throw all sorts of nonsense labels and insults at you. This guy is very close to becoming MovieBob with a wig, the transformation will be complete once he finally pisses off his viewers enough lol! And fuck me sideways, these TikToks of his are so bad, I felt less nauseated watching gory combat footage!
 
He won't. He wants data he can sell, so he'll just try to ban bots and get more people to actually use the platform without being banned for non-bannable offenses, and leave it at that.
Oh yeah I know, as I said it's just a pipe dream - I'm just sick of that shit suddenly popping up in my feed for no rhyme or reason
 
The thing is though, and maybe I'll catch shit for saying this, there's something inherently likeable about Phil, even though he's a total asshole. He reminds me of Ed from Ed, Edd and Eddy, in that regard.

There is nothing likeable about Jim any more, because he's turned into such a caricature with no actual opinions of his own; desperately hopping onto any bandwagon he thinks will get him out of the career he's inadvertently shackled himself to. I can see him ending up more like a Tommy Tooter: a batshit crazy, super angry old man trying to start shit with anyone who will give him attention.
Well, the thing about DSP for me is that I do remember way back when he got to be "big" for the time, and he had a complete and utter lack of grace, just the epidome of being and asshole, and his obstinate stance of blaming everything and everyone about every single thing (and no, I'm no talking about the vidja shit), so whatever changes he had, well can't say that fazes me much, but neither I have paid attention to Phill for a while, and to be fair, the people bitching about DSP got to be even more obnoxious than DSP himself back when it was cool to do it, so I dropped the whole thing as it was getting boring.

Still, said that, last time I saw Phil, couldn't help to feel some symphaty for him, visibly older and tired, graying out and with glasses and still snorting and playing games every single day to squeeze a living, it is just a miserable existence, he has no goals to achive, no prospects in live, he wasted his best years just playing videogames for the internet non stop and just can't do anything else, the man is a waste.

I don't feel sorry for him, because DSP did that to himself, but like Wings Of Redemption, I find the man too pathetic ina sad sack way to even find it funny.

Sterling on the other hand, while i find this middle age crisis of his pathetic as well, I find it hilarious the spiral he is going through, maybe if we get lucky, he will really go down the hole, stop this posturing of "gender trash", get groomed by the types of Laura K. Dale and go for the castration route.

Fucking do it Sterling, you pussy, go get that pussy!
 
I've archived all of his current Tik Tok Videos.























 
Jim's peak were the old escapist days. He was entertaining, not overly repetitive, and even occasionally insightful. Hell he made a video (mildly) criticising Sarkeesian when she first popped up. Then the autism apocalypse happened and he lost his mind. He just went full gamers are scum, got shitcanned from the Escapist for refusing to shut the fuck up and went full repetitive leftist.

His squirty play and Steam Greenlight stuff was pretty good because he actually showed gameplay and did some over the top voice overs which with his persona fit perfectly. The "commentary" stuff got real stale real fast though.
He worked partly because he still had some passion for his job, but also because the editors forced him to keep his videos five-six minutes long and wouldn't let him do the same topics over and over again.

It'd be interesting to see what Jim would be like now if he'd just renewed his contract with Escapist for a couple more years rather than going off on his own. Sure, he'd have less money, but at least nobody would have heard of Laura K Buzz.
 
YouTube should have a popup for any channel you've ignored for a few months, showing the latest thumbnail and asking "do you really want to remain subscribed to this?"
Anyone seeing one of Jim's current thumbnails are then a lot more likely to say "hell, no!"

Then again, there's the people like me who have stayed subscribed because it's like watching a car accident - mortifying but you can't stop watching - I should unsubscribe and rely on the info here to see just how much he loses it.

I've not noticed anyone saying anything about his wrestling in Newcastle but I checked his schedule and he's got at least 2 matches coming up next month. It's literally walking distance from me so I am really tempted to go just to hear if his intro is getting crazier or he just keeps recycling the same one.
Leave an anonymous note that reads "Kiwifarms says hi." :alog:
 
Well, the thing about DSP for me is that I do remember way back when he got to be "big" for the time, and he had a complete and utter lack of grace, just the epidome of being and asshole, and his obstinate stance of blaming everything and everyone about every single thing (and no, I'm no talking about the vidja shit), so whatever changes he had, well can't say that fazes me much, but neither I have paid attention to Phill for a while, and to be fair, the people bitching about DSP got to be even more obnoxious than DSP himself back when it was cool to do it, so I dropped the whole thing as it was getting boring.

Still, said that, last time I saw Phil, couldn't help to feel some symphaty for him, visibly older and tired, graying out and with glasses and still snorting and playing games every single day to squeeze a living, it is just a miserable existence, he has no goals to achive, no prospects in live, he wasted his best years just playing videogames for the internet non stop and just can't do anything else, the man is a waste.

I don't feel sorry for him, because DSP did that to himself, but like Wings Of Redemption, I find the man too pathetic ina sad sack way to even find it funny.

Sterling on the other hand, while i find this middle age crisis of his pathetic as well, I find it hilarious the spiral he is going through, maybe if we get lucky, he will really go down the hole, stop this posturing of "gender trash", get groomed by the types of Laura K. Dale and go for the castration route.

Fucking do it Sterling, you pussy, go get that pussy!


Phil is still just as much of a piece of shit, ranting about service workers, demanding $300 a day minimum from his viewers whilst he badly plays children's games and still angry at his parents for not buying him the correct Wolverine toy when he was 12. It's just that he's such a weapons grade bitch that he will only do so from the safety of his stream, not even enabling Twitter replies and manually approving all Youtube comments, that it isn't noticeable unless you're following him.
 
It'd be interesting to see what Jim would be like now if he'd just renewed his contract with Escapist for a couple more years rather than going off on his own.
Almost certainly same fate as Moviebob. He'd get told to tone down the politisperging by his bosses, ignore the warning because he's Jim fucking Sterling, son, and inevitably get let go any way.
 
Someone said to backup his videos, and I have some internets so I thought "why not?" Now I feel sick. His twitch is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen on the internet. I'm not even being hyperbolic. It's a very fat, old man literally taking drugs and grooming himself with a bing bing wahoo backdrop.
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You're doing god's work.

But these videos... wowsers trousers. Who are they for? What purpose are they serving? Who is he addressing in them exactly? They honestly left me aghast.
Their purpose is the same purpose as spending all day on twitter writing tranny manifestos 280 characters at a time: virtue signaling. It's Jimbo telling the world "look at how great and virtuous I am! Bow before my unsullied moral character!", while wearing a wig and lipstick that makes it look like he's doing the world's laziest Harley Quinn cosplay.
 
Has anyone played the new stanely parable game? I do not know too much about this cow but I thought it was weird how they changed some dialogue to use his tranny name specifically, but put in a button that says jim as one of their gags. It could be a coincidence but they could have picked literally anything other than his dead name.
 
You're doing god's work.

But these videos... wowsers trousers. Who are they for? What purpose are they serving? Who is he addressing in them exactly? They honestly left me aghast.
They remind me of how back in the early 2010s you'd see kids thinking they can put in the minimal amount of effort and expect to become a super popular LPer. Like he saw some lol so random skits and breadtuber shit on tiktok and thought he could do that and become popular.
 
I'm not sure I understand the fundamental difference between Phil and Sterling that some people are arguing, to be honest.

If Phil's a lovable idiot, Sterling's a lovable oppressed. If Sterling's a narcissistic scammer, Phil's a lazy, entitled scammer. And sure, those two "don't hate me I'm just a [troon/average guy]" loopholes work on different people, but the underlying principles are mostly the same; Use a lovable (to some people) characteristic to deflect criticism/harassment and trap people into supporting you against it.

Only difference I could really fathom is for Phil not to actually be truly aware of what he's doing because he's that much of an idiot, but ever since the W.W.E. Champions thing, I don't think that's an option.
 
It could be a coincidence but they could have picked literally anything other than his dead name.
His first name never changed from Jim. James is Jim.

edit: apparently I was going to reply to this thread at some point and never did and something got stuck in my post, because of the stupid ass post draft saving. I don't even know where that feature is anymore.
 
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