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I can’t find anything too specific about this current scenario, but it looks like Lucas could claim all of this as a tax deduction up to 75% of his net US source income.
Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.
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holy shit trannies have terrible taste also gotta love how is response to pepole who talk about trannies grooming minors is "FUCK YOU" lol calm down
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This is getting annoying at this point. If you want to actually ratio people, you usually have a witty response or something to show they're wrong. All Lucas does is sic his genderspecials on random people in these shit trolling campaigns.
I can wholly understand why people block him. It's glorified spamming.
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I’ve returned for one last round. Taco Bell powers me.
The nightmare is over. I’m going to compile a list of highlights.
There’s some cunt named Julian Feeld on currently. He’s boring. Donations are at 163k. Donation shilling. Weird metaphor about Steven Colbert in a dog cage. It’s not amusing enough to elaborate. AGP referenced briefly. The Colbert thing continues. It was brought on because Colbert has some charity donation record. Lucas claims he’s too dead to read donations, he didn’t do it in the first place. Forgot to note that apparently Horse Cock Enthusiast is next. Lucas gave a dumb speech about trans rights like it was some war or something. Dumb CEO jokes. Complaining about Musk. Oh yeah, fucking marbles is still on. Lucas went to the bathroom. Lucas got complimented for not saying any gamer words. I’ll give $5 to the charity if he does however. Julian rants about trans rights and politics and complains about Tuck. Apparently Twitter is pissed about Horse Cock coming on. Hasan started streaming apparently. Lots of shut up about Vaush drama, give more money. 166k reached. 169 joke. Hah. Julian barely sings to try to get money. At this point $100 donations are mentioned. Julian refuses to sing Wonderwall. Pussy.
Horse Cock szn now. This is going to be amusing. He makes a money pocketing joke. Problem is that is what will happen buddy. Vaush says some bullshit about reciprocal donations. Vaush hasn’t seen marbles before. Lucas says that groomer has been trivialized due to overuse. Vaush says fascists always make the threats bigger than they are. Remember when Nazi wasn’t overused? Vaush says he hates liberal optimism over the anti trans laws being overturned. Complains about Trump appointments for the courts. Vaush makes a dumb Underground Railroad metaphor. Slavery is not equal to this. Vaush says trans support has never been higher. No. Lucas repeats the ignorance to hatred change of transphobia argument. Soundboard moment. Vaush says trans support is organic. Lol no. Vaush is spouting some cope about his past trans views. It’s a dumb story involving some troon who was apparently an underwear model. This is extremely fake and gay. Some talking about the trans board on 4Chan and how they’re more funny than normal incels. Lucas says hugboxes aren’t helpful and he avoids them. Insert his block list here. Vaush agrees and talks about how disingenuous trans spaces are. He’s probably going to get shit for this. Another money pocketing joke that Lucas plays along with. He complains about people saying that about him. Wonder why they do that. Vaush talks about how live-streaming is kind of a fraud. Lucas spergs out over people harassing Hasan. Vaush talks about how Hasan’s mods are overzealous. Vaush complains about getting called trans a lot. Lucas is too retarded to start marbles, Vaush had to remind him. Some combined Kirby sperging. Talking about Kirby being unbalanced. No shit lol, it’s a kid’s game. Vaush sees himself out. 170k hit just before he leaves.
LivAgar is on now. Some MtF troon I think. Voice sounds like an effeminate man. Emote sperging. More Colbert mentions. Lucas actually reads donations. More marbles cope. Lucas is a shit gamer. Apparently he couldn’t play Lego Star Wars while doing the rest of the stream. Lol. Zizek mentioned. Grifting. Lucas apparently tweeted about the stream. Fake Italian shit. Serbia mentioned, weird incest thing. Doesn’t know what the Colbert stream was in terms of length. Lucas wishes he had a whale to max out the donations. Wants 25k from a whale. Mohammed bin Salman was one donor’s username. Chat encouraged to harass family for money. Vaush’s horse cock was another donor name. The stream is only e-begging. 177k reached. The ratioing a viewer’s dad was mentioned again, FtM troon was the viewer.
Lumi Rue on now. Seems to be yet another MtF troon. Some IRL ratio was mentioned by Lucas after he was asked about it. Something about his dad and cancer. At 180k. Some dumb song has been playing for a few minutes. Help. More begging. Lucas makes a joke about pocketing to get a house. We all know you go for opioids. Lucas says he’s on caffeine pills again. Streaming compared to trucking. One of those is a key part of the economy, one is a job for lazy bums. The dumb song is still going. Help. The Steven Colbert thing was beat. Some cuck apparently donated 5k. The song won’t stop. At 190k. It’s just begging. Whale cuck gave 10k. At 202k. Lucas is making some dumb ratio tweet. Apparently there’s going to be a donation read off. Lucas went the bathroom and left a fish thing playing since the guest left. 10k whale was a troon. Lucas read off $50+ donation messages and then sang Big Iron. Sucked. Told viewer to raid someone called Ellen. Stream ded.
The nightmare is over. I’m going to compile a list of highlights.
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>Star Fox 64
Must be the origin of Keffals' old furry phase that made him want to rape his dog. Star Fox and Sonic destroyer a generation of gamers.
But Keffals! I thought you said you didn't like anime and that you were #TheDestroyerOfAnime! Lmao now it's 100% proven that Keffals only Tweeted that to prove to the Chuds that anime hentai didn't have any influence on his trooning out.
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Note, "keffals" is short for COCK WAFFLES, this man calls himself that, even after cutting off his cock.
HIS NAME
IS
COCK
WAFFLES
AS IN COCK.
Apparently his "dysphoria" isn't triggered by keeping COCK in HIS name.
HIS NAME
IS
COCK
WAFFLES
AS IN COCK.
Apparently his "dysphoria" isn't triggered by keeping COCK in HIS name.
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I love when newfags virtue signal about the rules to prove they are worthy of being in the Kiwi Farms brethren. Not only that they randomly bring it up when it doesn't make sense too.
Like nigga you've been here for like a week and some of us for years.
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Are you mad, or do you have a point?
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Nah, he said it was his first time playing it. He was so shit at it, that I agree. Literally died on the first level.
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More evidence that saying "i have always wanted to ratio" is a bot command.
Retard you never even knew who this oldfag was 5 seconds ago, how could you always want to ratio him?
I'm as mad as Keffals says we are when making fun of him. So aka not mad at all.
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I’m not positive on this, but this may be the ratio that was brought on by a viewer donating asking for Lucas to ratio his dad. I missed this part of the stream, but it was mentioned later on.
Edit: it was a FtM troon that wanted the ratio, was just mentioned again.
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If that's true then that is just pathetic. Although "ratioing" does nothing, the intent of that troon is what bothers me.
POV: Your father sees you born, it's one of the best days of his life. He hopes his son can continue the bloodline, get along with him, and maybe even contribute something useful to society. He might have given you a name that meant a lot to him. But instead, you have to be a tranny, damage the body that your father saw grow into a healthy young man, and then despise him just because he does not except your phase of being a sexual deviant. Not only that, but you spit on your birth name and call it a dead name, making you feel like their son that he knew his whole life is legitimately dead.
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I'm curious about the donor list for that stream. Like, I know trannies love throwing their money away despite being perpetually broke niggers, but I'm surprised the amount got that high. Is there a stink ditch version of Mercer money going down here or something?
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Unlikely but always a possibility, a Yogyakarta Troon flush with cash.
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Admittedly, I only read the recap and didn't watch the stream itself, but I kept seeing a reference to a Matrix troon. I wasn't sure if that meant the Wachowski brothers were somehow involved or not. I'd say that would be slightly impressive if so, but trannies rallying around one another is just pre-Elon Twitter.
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Doing the same tired "anime bad" routine that all insufferable self-hating nerds do while having ahegao (or whatever those faces are) keycaps can be excused (in keffals' rotten brain, anyway), because "haha irony".
another idiot
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He's using Tiltify so all the money goes through them. He doesn't have access to any of it at any point.
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Keffals could get way better streaming numbers with some still-on-brand tweaks to the guest list. I'm thinking:
Sapphixy
ADF
Kevin Gibes &the Tranch Crew
Tommy Tooter
and guest of honor Jessica Yaniv
Sapphixy
ADF
Kevin Gibes &the Tranch Crew
Tommy Tooter
and guest of honor Jessica Yaniv
Sycophant Stanley
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Fucking harrowing thought. The problem with woke progressiveness summarized and how it's trying to rewrite tradition.