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[Random Internet Person]

There’s always a catch.

 

[nigga that crab pollack]

So you have nothing and are pulling it out of your ass? Your "BUT ALEX JONES" none sequitur is childish. You conspiritards need to fuck off sometimes. You ruin a lot of things with your incessant spergary. You got 1 thing right about Nixon and spend the last 40 years being wrong.
"He would not have been allowed" Bitch this is not a Tom Clancy novel. How about the more grounded reason is that he has fuck you money and disagreed with the US gov on its use of a private company to silence it critics and took it away from them?
You do know that the other side can win things right? Explain Brexit. Why did they screech and scream for 4 fucking years waste millions of Euro/dollars/Pounds and still fail?
Lets use your logic on something like football. Lot of money in that and has very powerful people connected to it.
Your team only won because it was in our script to let you win. Never mind the loss's, financial or support on our side for losing. We still win because we may play your team next year. At the end of the day, they lost. Same thing here.

the worst part is that we have some tom-clancy tier bullshit going on already with a president that can't even read off of a teleprompter, in a world filled with occams-razor conspiracies that make more sense than the official story. it's straight up sensible to be conspiratorial at this point but when taking the story at face value is the best explanation then you're just being a retard

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

the worst part is that we have some tom-clancy tier bullshit going on already with a president that can't even read off of a teleprompter, in a world filled with occams-razor conspiracies that make more sense than the official story. it's straight up sensible to be conspiratorial at this point but when taking the story at face value is the best explanation then you're just being a retard

With today's world as batshit as it already is, entertaining bullshit like "When you win, you still lose goy it was all part of our plan made by a loony toon" is not helping at all. In fact it is blackpill bullshit meant to cower people like you. You believe your enemy is all knowing, all seeing. That they can out play you without failing. Elon buying twitter and Brexit are 2 big examples of why that is not true. Like i said before. They SPENT MILLIONS trying to turn the British public against Brexit and failed. We had every Celeb and "comedian" on tv every night calling Brexit racist/sexist/homophobic/gamon. Every tactic in the book was used and they still failed. Acting like they are gods is not helping at all, in fact i would put you in the same camp as them. You shill their all seeing eye bullshit. When at most all they can do is use basic bitch corruption tactics to buy votes.

 

[Terminally Online]

to be fair twitter's auto reporting system or whatever it's called doesn't suddenly change just because elon bought it. i'm sure it'll take some time to get a new moderation system set up that doesn't involve twitter's current trannyjannies

Yeah, months it sounds like before the sale even goes through. Then probably several more months before meaningful changes are implemented. Trump will probably get his account back quick, but a more general overhaul won't be coming until like Q4 if I had to guess. Q3 would be really speedy.

 

[God's drunkest driver]

There’s always a catch.

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If the catch is that Musk has ties to China as they are a massive market for his soymobiles, I think we'll be OK. As skeptical of Musk making twitter worth looking at as I am, his ties to China are less insidious than twitter's complete and obvious deranged leftist leadership. Twitter labeling CCP posters as chinese state affiliated media is just an example of a broken clock being right.

My favorite moment of this so far was the ever prescient Ari Mebler seemingly unwittingly saying the quiet part out loud on MSNBC. You could turn the reach of someone you don't like down and nobody would know about it until it's too late? You don't say. I wonder how a certain doddering old fool and a completely unlikable cackling harpy got "the most votes in history" despite rampant evidence of their corruption and lies.

 

[Mothra1988]

With today's world as batshit as it already is, entertaining bullshit like "When you win, you still lose goy it was all part of our plan made by a loony toon" is not helping at all. In fact it is blackpill bullshit meant to cower people like you. You believe your enemy is all knowing, all seeing. That they can out play you without failing. Elon buying twitter and Brexit are 2 big examples of why that is not true. Like i said before. They SPENT MILLIONS trying to turn the British public against Brexit and failed. We had every Celeb and "comedian" on tv every night calling Brexit racist/sexist/homophobic/gamon. Every tactic in the book was used and they still failed. Acting like they are gods is not helping at all, in fact i would put you in the same camp as them. You shill their all seeing eye bullshit. When at most all they can do is use basic bitch corruption tactics to buy votes.

There's two groups that push this stuff. There's useful idiots that bought it hook line and sinker and don't have the rational thinking ability to realize that just because A is true sometimes doesn't mean B is impossible. Then you have another group that knows this line of argumentation is desengenuous bull but make it anyways because legal offramps away from Clown World stupidity mess with their utlimate goal of pushing everyone into their retarded version of authoritarianism. You can't have solutions if your strategy is based on convincing people there are no solutions, thus apparent good news is a threat to you and must be attacked.

 

[AnOminous]

It's been that way for a long time. If Musk was any kind of actual threat to Twitter's agenda, which again is extremely interwoven with international government and corporate interests, he wouldn't be allowed to "buy it."

If you have enough money to buy something, you just fucking buy it. That's the whole point of having money you sped.

 

[Cubanodun]

There’s always a catch.

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Yeah im interested in the opinion of Bezos the guy that bought a newspaper to spill anti union articles and hit pieces

 

[BiggerChungus]

There's two groups that push this stuff. There's useful idiots that bought it hook line and sinker and don't have the rational thinking ability to realize that just because A is true sometimes doesn't mean B is impossible.

You tell me how to make it better, then. I believe the world's beyond physical salvation and that any hope of manmade solutions to it are false. Faith's the only answer. I'm not glowie doomposting that everything sucks and we should submit, I'm saying everything sucks because we put our faith and trust in shit that's corrupt and wicked, and it's not from that wickedness that we'll be saved. Defy the powers that be, and don't let them trick you into becoming a puppet. Musk isn't your friend and if you think he has your interests at heart, you've been duped. If pointing out how far shit's fallen isn't helping, you tell me how we help it. Do we all gather around Musk and treat him like a hero when he's a corporate businessman with his own extensive ties to the government at home and others abroad? Do you think Mr. Chinese Investment Concerns is against Cultural Marxism?

If you have enough money to buy something, you just fucking buy it. That's the whole point of having money you sped.

It takes two to make a sale. Musk can lay down all the money in the world, but someone else has to say "yes".

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

There's two groups that push this stuff. There's useful idiots that bought it hook line and sinker and don't have the rational thinking ability to realize that just because A is true sometimes doesn't mean B is impossible. Then you have another group that knows this line of argumentation is desengenuous bull but make it anyways because legal offramps away from Clown World stupidity mess with their utlimate goal of pushing everyone into their retarded version of authoritarianism. You can't have solutions if your strategy is based on convincing people there are no solutions, thus apparent good news is a threat to you and must be attacked.

I would never side with people like that, to much debbie downer not enough chad. It is a plague on the right wing that we have to put up with these types of people. When you follow their logic to an end and set up realistic instances, you find their bullshit does not check out and hurts their own benefactor. Like the Disney example above. Disney is involved in a conspiracy to hurt its own interests at the behest of a background Jew to trick white people in to giving up their children to pedo trannys. Rather than them being in to it because they support such efforts in the first place.

I'm not glowie doomposting

You may not be a whore, but you have a whore's uniform on glowie.
Your idea of him being our friend, is not relevant. He has said publicly that he hates the far left and far right. When he says that, he means he is not going to entertain a tranny peddling their bullshit, and also he is not going to entertain a larping stormfaggot. I don't need him to be my friend when i know he will make both ends of the faggot spectrum fucking mad and throw you off.

 

[nigga that crab pollack]

With today's world as batshit as it already is, entertaining bullshit like "When you win, you still lose goy it was all part of our plan made by a loony toon" is not helping at all. In fact it is blackpill bullshit meant to cower people like you. You believe your enemy is all knowing, all seeing. That they can out play you without failing. Elon buying twitter and Brexit are 2 big examples of why that is not true. Like i said before. They SPENT MILLIONS trying to turn the British public against Brexit and failed. We had every Celeb and "comedian" on tv every night calling Brexit racist/sexist/homophobic/gamon. Every tactic in the book was used and they still failed. Acting like they are gods is not helping at all, in fact i would put you in the same camp as them. You shill their all seeing eye bullshit. When at most all they can do is use basic bitch corruption tactics to buy votes.

entertaining a reasonable doubt that entities are acting as independently as they claim is not the same thing as whatever you're trying to construe

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

entertaining a reasonable doubt that entities are acting as independently as they claim is not the same thing as whatever you're trying to construe

I asked for evidence and all you give me is "well i feel it could be true", if you produce the emails or the coffee stained napkin of Elon vowing to uphold the jewish agenda at twitter i will agree with you and backdown. Till then, eat shit.

 

[BiggerChungus]

I asked for evidence and all you give me is "well i feel it could be true", if you produce the emails or the coffee stained napkin of Elon vowing to uphold the jewish agenda at twitter i will agree with you and backdown. Till then, eat shit.

I guess Epstein did kill himself since we don't have emails of people just admitting to assassinating him.

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

I guess Epstein did kill himself since we don't have emails of people just admitting to assassinating him.

None sequitur. Produce the emails or fuck off.

 

[nigga that crab pollack]

I asked for evidence and all you give me is "well i feel it could be true", if you produce the emails or the coffee stained napkin of Elon vowing to uphold the jewish agenda at twitter i will agree with you and backdown. Till then, eat shit.

what the fuck are you talking about

 

[Josterman]

Smart move, but it's probably going to require a full Stalin- style purge to drive all the rats out.
There's going to be no shortage of people who'd gleefully stab Musk in the back at any given opportunity.

The rats will be gone still salting

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

what the fuck are you talking about

The idea that "When you win, you still lose goy", it is what you have been arguing with me about. Keep up cupcake.
I wanted proof Elon is "compromised". All i asked.

 

[Josterman]

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Who wants to bet that these two accounts are seething about Musk because he’ll force them to verify that they’re human?

Their pfps both look AI generated (either that or they both abuse the fuck out of filters).

Kate is unfortunately real look at her face from one of her archived twatter accounts

 

[Mothra1988]

what the fuck are you talking about

You're defending someone who thinks Disney is on board with Reedy Creek Improvement District being shut down. You can't take completely illogical standpoints and then just brush off criticism when you're told to produce evidence or even just construct a logical argument that can withstand basic scrutiny.

 

[Kiwisee]

Kate is unfortunately real look at her face from one of her archived twatter accounts View attachment 3234587

No wonder she hides half of her mug