Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I got a comment that's apparently from Lucas' brother Shawn. I didn't notice if he reached out to me before but that's pretty realistic.
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Fatal Walter said:
I got a comment that's apparently from Lucas' brother Shawn. I didn't notice if he reached out to me before but that's pretty realistic.
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Last time i checked, Seth's the only sane member of the family. Also Shawn claiming Seth has the same taste for children as Lucas is quite the revelation, though i'll take it with a grain of salt considering Shawn is half crazed, though no where near Lucas' level

I like the prospect of Seth giving us his distorted POV on his brother Lucas, them growing up but at the same time I don't think associating with another loon would end well.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Come on, Gen Z ladies of Spokane. Lucas is here for you and he is plenty good. Who cares what your parents think! Give into lust, give in to thrust!View attachment 3233821
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Lol. Lucas thinks that women are staying away from him because that's what their parents told them to do? Like, they really, really want to, but their parents just won't let them?
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Lol. Lucas thinks that women are staying away from him because that's what their parents told them to do? Like, they really, really want to, but their parents just won't let them?
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Minor twist on his usual shtick of it being Gen Z guys "holding the women back"....Always keeping things fresh, eh Lucas?
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Come on, Gen Z ladies of Spokane. Lucas is here for you and he is plenty good. Who cares what your parents think?! Give into lust, give in to thrust!View attachment 3233821
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Lol. Lucas thinks that women are staying away from him because that's what their parents told them to do? Like, they really, really want to, but their parents just won't let them?
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That one is a followup to the one he posted prior and the comment. As his deluded scrambled egg rutting animal brain believes, it's all a fuck buffet with the Gen Z's in Spokane. Since he is not part of it, tried get back at them with the "Your parents must be SO PROUD".
By the one comment he took it the Gen Z girls are not going to listen to parents who would object, the insane bumcel is available for the girls to hit up.

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Bassomatic said:
I think it's safe to say both King Roy and Momma Wern have broken seeds.
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Is Seth the youngest or third child? I ask because Seth was the third son of Adam and Eve in the Bible story, younger brother to the infamous Cain and Abel. 🤔


And now he's getting cockblocked by parents of zoomers (who are probably the same age as him)?? We need a laughing emoji thingie stat!
 
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Jeep1971 said:
Is Seth the youngest or third child? I ask because Seth was the third son of Adam and Eve in the Bible story, younger brother to the infamous Cain and Abel. 🤔


And now he's getting cockblocked by parents of zoomers (who are probably the same age as him)?? We need a laughing emoji thingie stat!
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Both. He is the youngest of King Roy's 3 sons. Roy had Shawn (mother?), Lucas and Seth (Myrna)
 
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mothman96 said:
The fat tub of lard has a plan. In a month he'll creep outside the bars on week nights when the young dudes are not around to cock block him. He's going to brave, find a bae, make her his, cook dinner for her at his new place.


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Life is all about taking risks:lit: says the sheltered man-child living in an assisted living facility :story:
 
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He gets so pissed when you point out most people find their own partners and don’t rely on getting one gifted to them by their friends/the world.

Then he promptly forgets and demands to know the specific location where the beautiful teenaged breeding stock is kept hidden away.

God I hate this fat fuck.
 
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mothman96 said:
The fat tub of lard has a plan. In a month he'll creep outside the bars on week nights when the young dudes are not around to cock block him. He's going to brave, find a bae, make her his, cook dinner for her at his new place.

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Yes, post up on Lower Post Street! Stand outside the Volstead Act, Fast Eddies, and Bistango! Wear a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles t-shirt. It will be plenty good! Close your eyes and say "Hi, I'm Lucas".

I bet whatever tard home he is put in, has strict rules on guests. I just hope he returns to making videos around this time.
 
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