T-Rex,that's what he reminds me of.....Bulky ass body and short baby arms.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Does his tugboat go straight to Mallon Place? Or does it come to him and he pays rent himself?
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Gotta be Mallon. If it went to Lucas, he'd be sitting on the sidewalk with his bag and 100 cans of Venom within a week.
He doesn’t want the be the “bruh” who calls women vaginas and that makes them fall in love with said bruh. Because you know, everything Lucas does is because he’s such a good and moral guy, he COULD easily get women by doing that but he’s such a good guy he just can’t bear it. / s if it wasn’t obvious.
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He looks like a MRSA infested picnic blanket.
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It might go first to a payee and then Mallon Place. But under no circumstances would that lol cow be trusted to pay his rent. And if Lucas gets this apartment he claims to be getting, then the payee will send the rent payment out to it.
Also, lol at Lucas claiming to want to work as a cashier. Soooo much shrink.
Yeah all he gets is whatever pocket money is left over after Mallon gets their cut. Like $50 to $75 a month.
Fatal Walter
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I found this on his old instagram. Seems to sum up Lucas' current situation.
Stinkyboy
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There’s still no housing open to him.
As has been pointed out, even if the last section 8 lottery hadn’t been 5 years ago, he’d be at the very bottom of the list.
He’s a white male with no dependents.
Families, single mothers, the elderly and even single women advance on the list above him, so it takes an eternity.
Last I checked, in my area the waiting list for supportive housing for single men is 20+ years.
As has been pointed out, even if the last section 8 lottery hadn’t been 5 years ago, he’d be at the very bottom of the list.
He’s a white male with no dependents.
Families, single mothers, the elderly and even single women advance on the list above him, so it takes an eternity.
Last I checked, in my area the waiting list for supportive housing for single men is 20+ years.
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I long for the months Lucas would spend all his tugboat on motels and overpriced food the first week of the month, and then be broke desperately trying to find any shelters that would still put up with him. Please return.
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Geek room latest, just for completeness. Some fagitt paid him
to dab on shitty christian lolcows Shanny and Rev (Shanny and Rev thread)
Werner-Shanny-rev crossover
to dab on shitty christian lolcows Shanny and Rev (Shanny and Rev thread)
Werner-Shanny-rev crossover
ManfromtheMoon
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is it me or are the tremors getting worse?
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I can handle the Outcast Owls. But the Geek Room? They are almost unwatchable. They are obnoxious as shit and not in a funny way.
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"I don't understand the job positions"
A rare moment of self-clarity from Lucas Werner.
Gross and Pedopilled.
The OO where Mrs Parker called out all Lucas's bullshit was the best.
Everyone thinks the psycho fat tub of lard should get a Gen Z girlfriend just because he loves the Gen Z girls.
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I know fatty has trouble with metaphors, and he's the king of saying alot of words that mean nothing at all, but surely, even in his gourd-shaped head, where all the veins and arteries are clogged with ranch dressing, SURELY he must recognize that if he could just go out and get a girlfriend, he would have done so already?
This is one part of the Lucas cycle that I've never understood, how he vacillates between begging people to show him the girls, and claiming that it would be the easiest thing in the world for him to take away your girlfriend, your girlfriend, all the girls in the world! 15 minutes he'd be hitting that puss puss! You know the drill.
I guess maybe this is his delusions filtered through his bipolar? As in, "I can get ALL the girls" is the manic part of the cycle, and "I don't know where the girls are! Show me the girls!" is the depressive part of the cycle?
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Lucas flips from "Give me all the Gen Z baes" to "I can't talk to them because poor, homeless, fat, etc..." based on circumstance.
I suspect Lucas does this charade because he's gay and doesn't want to admit it. But, in his situation, why not admit it? Family wants nothing to do with him. Going gay would actually give him a chance to get with someone because they'll take anyone.
He could have downed several Venom energy drinks boosting his mania.
Even some gay men have standards though. He would only attract other hobos or old guys looking for "rough trade".
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There's something very passive, submissive even about Lucas's demeanor sometimes, I don't necessarily think this is an indication of him being closeted, but for some reason it really comes out around certain people, like Skeletor.