Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Hate speech isn't a real thing, legally speaking. There always have been limits to free speech, laws against libel and slander were like some day 1 shit in founding of this nation not till 1900s did we get into endangering with the "fire in a theatre" case.

But you know what isn't hate speech, libel or slander? Truth.

Lucas Colby Werner is a pedophile, a domestic abuser, overweight,jobless... I made my point but oh lordy can I keep going. These are not the nicest things to say but are viewed as fact. Because they are true. No different if one was to say the sun is hot, America is above the equator or coca cola has sweeteners in it.

There are a few people who honestly want free speech reduced to stop bullying and I can respect that point of view while disagreement towards it peaks my own sperg. (Whole I don't agree with you but to the death I defend you saying it).

Lucas is like 98% of "hate speech" people. He's an awful person who wants to hide his past. The past where he Drove under the influence, tried to force women into sex, not just any women but recovering addicts who he threatened to take away their housing. He hit a woman then stalked her.

No wonder he has an issue with people speaking things that aren't nice

If we did pass the Wern's Draconian speech laws. How would he address us ? Sure we can't laugh at him or point out his flaws but, wed all be richer than he, happier than he, etc. Lucas hates and I mean he loses sleep in his rage towards us or anyone happy taken etc.

Sure the autism owls Goldie and soflaw might end up in super prison for hate speech if these laws past because they are spergs but wed all log off find new hobbies and Lucas would see us with our loved ones cars and flat bills and rage out getting his own ass locked up.

Speaking of, I forget to mention in Lucas list of short comings and failings he sure seems to have been in cuffs a lot. Mostly to the loony bin for his own safety but his antics abusing an ex got him to jail. Something most of us probably never deal with.

I hope this post finds you Lucas because you're fat and I will always laugh at the tears you soak your hairy man tits with as you lay alone in some cheap flop home paid for by others.
 
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Lovable curmudgeon is not the first few words that come to mind when I think about Lucas. It's funny he says this because Lucas is simultaneously the biggest simp and the biggest asshole to women somehow. He just does whichever one he feels is the correct choice any given day.
 
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Fatal Walter said:
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Lovable curmudgeon is not the first few words that come to mind when I think about Lucas. It's funny he says this because Lucas is simultaneously the biggest simp and the biggest asshole to women somehow. He just does whichever one he feels is the correct choice any given day.
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You could fit what Lucas knows about women on a Post-it note and still have room left on the paper.

Just once I wish someone would ask him,if he knows so much about women, why is he single living in a nursing home?
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Lucas WILL NEVER CHANGE.

Drugs slow him down, but there's no fixing the way his mind works and his sense of entitlement.

Assuming he manages to live past the age of "fecundity" (lol) I can't wait to see Lucas at 60.

I know him living that long is wholly unlikely, but IF he does, do you think he will:

A) Revise the telomere nonsense to somehow suggest his CURRENT age is ideal,

or

B) Give up all "hope" and go even crazier, giving us more glorious cry-singing and the like? ("I call you a va-JINE-ah and you smile and you laugh... But I don't want to FEEHEEL so rough!")
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Lmao you’re giving him more credit for those song lyrics than is deserved, he said “I call you a vagina and you smile and you laugh (or “love”, couldn’t tell) but I don’t want to be this bruh *sniffle sniffle* don’t wanna BE THIS BRUH” 😂
 
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Lmao you’re giving him more credit for those song lyrics than is deserved, he said “I call you a vagina and you smile and you laugh (or “love”, couldn’t tell) but I don’t want to be this bruh *sniffle sniffle* don’t wanna BE THIS BRUH” 😂
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...but what does that even mean? Like, really, I don't understand.
 
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He doesn't understand the positions because he hasn't worked in over 20 years.
Technology moves at a relative rapid pace.
Lucas didn't even know how to zoom in on a phone camera.
Can you imagine him using a cash register that's all touchscreen at a gas station? He'd be flustered in between gasoline and scratch offs/lotto and whatever else he had to ring up.
He would be crying within ten minutes.
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ManfromtheMoon said:
Another boomer take from ya boi, tbh i don't know how this would even affect lucas considering he's more active on fb and ig
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Also i'm too retarded to understand this, is this some kind of obscure saying??
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It's a biblical phrase referencing how hard it is for rich men to get into heaven because they dont want to give up their earthly possessions.

Lucas wants to use this story of Jesus to manipulate wealthy people into giving him money and young gen z baes, unless thou want to end up in hell.

This verse is more fitting for Lucas.
Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves. You will know them by their fruits. Are grapes gathered from thorns, or figs from thistles? So, every sound tree bears good fruit, but the bad tree bears evil fruit. A sound tree cannot bear evil fruit, nor can a bad tree bear good fruit. Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. Thus you will know them by their fruits."
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"Take the bruhpill, and I'll bruh you how bruh this bruh goes."

Lucas is a fascinating case study on somebody who can input information without understanding it. His retention of incorrect fact is impressive as well.
 
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ManfromtheMoon said:
Another boomer take from ya boi, tbh i don't know how this would even affect lucas considering he's more active on fb and ig
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Also i'm too retarded to understand this, is this some kind of obscure saying??
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Don't worry Lucas. You can't READ or comprehend any of those banned books anyhow....
 
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That next tugboat is just around the corner, it's warming up out, boy I bet it feels so tempting to get out there and spend that Mallon money on stinkerdagger and weed. Just think fatty, you could be eating back to back impressive meals and having sleepovers with seagulls under a bridge somewhere. Sounds more exciting than festering in a fartbox with another nutcase you can't stand.
 
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