Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Hahaha accusing others of having a “one track mind”. Lucas has worn a rut so deep in his brain with his teen girlfriend monomania that nothing can break him out of it for more than a few minutes except a huge disgusting meal.

Also if the board game hobby isn’t to impress Baby Zoom then what is it for? He doesn’t seem to enjoy it or be genuinely passionate, and it certainly isn’t making him any money. It kills time in the nursing home I guess, fills the void of hours.
The real cherry on top is his reply, where he's implying "well yeah I'm going to get laid by doing this thing I'm totally not doing to get laid".

I'm still wanting more info about this new apartment. It doesn't add up, for a lot of reasons and I'll spare re stating them but, I do wonder if Lucas legit looked at new fart box, this is all a schizo day dream or he is aware hrs lying just trying to flex.

If he hates Mallon so much why not leave till June? Come on Lucas the wild calls you no more pills it'll be great, whole check in your hands, no more room mate. It's plenty warm under the bridge now I'm sure.
 
In one of his replies, I think Lucas said this will be a Section 8 apartment. Hopefully it's not another setup like before where he lives with other bums like Isik and gets kicked out after a day.

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Really!?? That's so great dude. Section 8 gets back to you that quickly? Hear anything from those jobs? I'm rly happy for you. Think this year is gonna be your best!




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    Violet Capricor Nope, it's still here, but in one of their apartments.
 
In one of his replies, I think Lucas said this will be a Section 8 apartment. Hopefully it's not another setup like before where he lives with other bums like Isik and gets kicked out after a day.

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Really!?? That's so great dude. Section 8 gets back to you that quickly? Hear anything from those jobs? I'm rly happy for you. Think this year is gonna be your best!


Not Section 8. The Spokane area Section 8 wait list was only open for 3 days in January 2016. The wait list has been closed since. Lucas was not in Spokane in January 2016. He could not have signed up since he didn't arrive in Spokane until March 2016.
 
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Lucas doesn't have the money to get a normal place unless he found some sketchy room share that's semi off books.

He's on a no rent list but I assume that is thru social services due to his behavior.

Lucas gets tard bucks has no credit etc so I'm wondering more now we learned about this section 8 wait list.
 
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Not Section 8. The Spokane area Section 8 wait list was only open for 3 days in January 2016. The wait list has been closed since. Lucas was not in Spokane in January 2016. He could not have signed up since he didn't arrive in Spokane until March 2016.
Agreed, I think it's bullshit but I was going by what I think Lucas was saying there. Section 8 wait lists for non-disabled or elderly are very long, plus Lucas would have a hard time affording to live in one anyway.
 
Lucas doesn't have the money to get a normal place unless he found some sketchy room share that's semi off books.

He's on a no rent list but I assume that is thru social services due to his behavior.

Lucas gets tard bucks has no credit etc so I'm wondering more now we learned about this section 8 wait list.
Wherever he is claiming to be moving to has to be owned by some sort of social services agency that houses the exceptional and autistic. Probably something one step above a group home. Whoever is allowing this is being very optimistic that tubby won't cause problems there. He almost certainly will. I bet there will be rules like no overnight guests and possibly it will be overseen by a tard wrangler.

I wonder what the rent will be? It is lunacy that he keeps getting things like this with how he has done in situations like this in the past. I think it is likely he will go off his meds if given the chance.
 
Agreed, I think it's bullshit but I was going by what I think Lucas was saying there. Section 8 wait lists for non-disabled or elderly are very long, plus Lucas would have a hard time affording to live in one anyway.
I think he said Section 8 to coverup that if he does move it's going to be into housing for the mentally ill.
 
Today's meals look to be 90% carbs, 10% fats:
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Lucas seems too tired (fat? lazy?) to even respond with complete sentences. Just, "Gravy".
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Edit: I just want to make sure everyone got that: BREAKFAST is chicken fried steak, fried potatoes, and peaches, which Lucas has chosen to drown in cream gravy.

Gee, I seem to remember Lucaa saying that he "wasn't a breakfast person"? And "didn't get up for breakfast usually"? Not that anyone believed this, but again, if Lucas ever wonders why he weighs 400 lb now, he has to look no further than these photos he takes.

It's funny, when he wasn't taking his medication and he was homeless, he complained about how being medicated would make him gain weight. But he creates a self-fulfilling prophecy, because when he IS medicated he does nothing but sleep and binge, he necessarily creates a cycle where medication goes hand in hand with massive weight gain.

He could be medicated, and still walk the streets; being SO overweight is not going to give him tons of energy either. If he'd gained less weight, he wouldn't have to augment his daily energy with six Venoms.

Unsurprisingly, I don't see Lucas taking any responsibility for this.
 
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This newfound appreciation for caffeine fascinates me.

I think Lucas used alcohol, THC, and expensive food as a means of altering his moods for the purposes of regulation. He traded all that in for shelter when the season changed over to winter and has had to make do with institutional food with no access to either booze or weed.

Caffeine is really a hell of a drug; if you were able to totally abstain from it for eight or nine months and then drank a can of coke, you would be in for an experience. I doubt Lucas is getting anything like that from his caffeine usage, but it is a pretty good stimulant. If our day to day lives were not absolutely saturated with it, it could have ended up as a controlled substance.

The sad part is that Lucas isn’t combining his medication with any sort of therapy, which defeats the point of the meds in the first place in my opinion. The pills don’t take away the highs and lows, that is the natural rhythm of life and therapy is where you learn to deal with that in healthy ways. Just because you are no longer flipping between suicidal ideation and euphorically painting the walls at 3 a.m. doesn’t mean the issue is fixed.

I bet Lucas’ move to an apartment is him switching companies and he is moving into an apartment where he gets daily visits from “Direct Care Specialists” which are wranglers who visit to make sure everything is okay and to encourage/assist him in various activities.

The sinister overtone is, those direct care specialists are often college age females. That Domestic Violence conviction will probably ensure that any staff that are alone with him will be males. I hope it does.
 
This newfound appreciation for caffeine fascinates me.

I think Lucas used alcohol, THC, and expensive food as a means of altering his moods for the purposes of regulation. He traded all that in for shelter when the season changed over to winter and has had to make do with institutional food with no access to either booze or weed.

Caffeine is really a hell of a drug; if you were able to totally abstain from it for eight or nine months and then drank a can of coke, you would be in for an experience. I doubt Lucas is getting anything like that from his caffeine usage, but it is a pretty good stimulant. If our day to day lives were not absolutely saturated with it, it could have ended up as a controlled substance.

The sad part is that Lucas isn’t combining his medication with any sort of therapy, which defeats the point of the meds in the first place in my opinion. The pills don’t take away the highs and lows, that is the natural rhythm of life and therapy is where you learn to deal with that in healthy ways. Just because you are no longer flipping between suicidal ideation and euphorically painting the walls at 3 a.m. doesn’t mean the issue is fixed.

I bet Lucas’ move to an apartment is him switching companies and he is moving into an apartment where he gets daily visits from “Direct Care Specialists” which are wranglers who visit to make sure everything is okay and to encourage/assist him in various activities.

The sinister overtone is, those direct care specialists are often college age females. That Domestic Violence conviction will probably ensure that any staff that are alone with him will be males. I hope it does.
No insurance company is going to co-sign single college aged women entering homes for mentally disturbed men. I’ve never heard of that arrangement. Any group home or halfway house I’ve ever seen has had entirely or predominantly same sex staff.
 
No insurance company is going to co-sign single college aged women entering homes for mentally disturbed men. I’ve never heard of that arrangement. Any group home or halfway house I’ve ever seen has had entirely or predominantly same sex staff.
You really are off the mark on that. While it’s not your experience, I can count on one hand the number of clinical experiences I had in school that had a male present for safety. The number of times I was alone or part of a two person all woman team working in a treatment milieu is pretty much 100 times the number of times I had a male security guard or PO present for safety. It depends on the setting but even in purely forensic settings without any co-occurring mental deficiencies, I’ve seen women who teach yoga to male juvenile sex offenders, do substance use treatment with men in a halfway house, or even just do research studies on homeless chronic inebriates with active psychosis diagnoses.

I don’t know which insurance companies you mean but there is virtually no basis for assuming there would be some discriminatory rider saying only men can be around.
 
You really are off the mark on that. While it’s not your experience, I can count on one hand the number of clinical experiences I had in school that had a male present for safety. The number of times I was alone or part of a two person all woman team working in a treatment milieu is pretty much 100 times the number of times I had a male security guard or PO present for safety. It depends on the setting but even in purely forensic settings without any co-occurring mental deficiencies, I’ve seen women who teach yoga to male juvenile sex offenders, do substance use treatment with men in a halfway house, or even just do research studies on homeless chronic inebriates with active psychosis diagnoses.

I don’t know which insurance companies you mean but there is virtually no basis for assuming there would be some discriminatory rider saying only men can be around.
Yeah, I would agree. From my experience working in the corrections and social services field, this about true.

The people who are in charge of services like this wear rose colored glasses and believe that none of these clients or recipients would be violent, despite having documented history of violence. Safety is not at all a priority. Then if some incident happens they freak out and wonder "how did this happen?" When to most people it is clear as day that no proper safety protocols are followed. It is borderline exceptional the mentality that goes on with some social programs.
 
No insurance company is going to co-sign single college aged women entering homes for mentally disturbed men. I’ve never heard of that arrangement. Any group home or halfway house I’ve ever seen has had entirely or predominantly same sex staff.
I hope it's not a coed building because he will harass any female neighbors under a certain age to the point of insanity. Leaving long winded love notes taped in the hallways would be the beginning of his renewed quest for "fuck".
 
The cow is back on the "bring me a woman". Why don't you just post up on Lower Post street, Lucas? That is where the age gap scene is in Spokane. They're bitches and thots? View attachment 3222986
Lucas WILL NEVER CHANGE.

Drugs slow him down, but there's no fixing the way his mind works and his sense of entitlement.

Assuming he manages to live past the age of "fecundity" (lol) I can't wait to see Lucas at 60.

I know him living that long is wholly unlikely, but IF he does, do you think he will:

A) Revise the telomere nonsense to somehow suggest his CURRENT age is ideal,

or

B) Give up all "hope" and go even crazier, giving us more glorious cry-singing and the like? ("I call you a va-JINE-ah and you smile and you laugh... But I don't want to FEEHEEL so rough!")
 
Lucas has already adapted the age gap as he's got older and learned 16 is shunned to gawk about their hungry ovaries.

I don't know how he can get into another tard house but social services seem to be their own lolcow.

Lucas for his own best and safety needs to be monitored and controlled like he is at Mallon. It's his ego makes him hate it, nothing is good enough for him. Even us flat bill rich credit card car owners need to do our own laundry. Lucas doesn't because he can't and won't. Basic duties like cleaning himself he's too dumb for so he acts like he's too cool to shower. This is why he was the stinky kid with no friends, now a stinky old man.

For anti class person he sure has a lot of people care taking him. Really I think Lucas can do more he's still insane and dumb as bricks but he can't see the short path of washing clothes = sex so it's just not done. Lucas also is really dumb I mean that. He'd fuck up laundry for sure. So he ignores it so he can't be laughed at for screwing up most basic tasks kids do. Kinda like his cooking.

I am looking forward to what happens on June no matter what we get lulz. If Lucas isn't forced to take meds or left to his own (remember he's stupid af) he just won't. Then we get the real loony shit. If he's stuck at Mallon I can't wait for the lies why he didn't get out. Even if Lucas is rather dull now the anger of that will be great milk for a while and chance of him going wild again.
 
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