FundusOHoolihan
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That's her.
Cumia ball-washers also can't answer for the fact that he wanted to take a fourteen year old girl out to dinner, talk about stuff, and maybe kiss her. What a ghoul.
Mike David / Red Bar Radio / Jules Felker David - "Where we at with Red Bar?"
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Cumia ball-washers also can't answer for the fact that he wanted to take a fourteen year old girl out to dinner, talk about stuff, and maybe kiss her. What a ghoul.
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The FedEx Pope
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Just for all the new people who have no clue who Anthony Cumia is and are stumbling into this thread now
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Keep staning for that heeb retard. Oh and yeah you got me I'm writing paragraphs I'm obsessed of course, you're the cool guy (short posts, cool zingers only), I'm the schizo (long paragraphs), thanks.
Now go back stanning for your sickly unfunny spiteful frustrated 50 year old heeb, you're the cool kid on the internet, them lames don't know nothing about the Scars club not everyone is fit to be a "hed" LMFAO.
Oh and I see you have a shitload of "Cumia" material saved on your computah for immediate use in any given situation, definitely a cool guy definitely a rich social life, definitely not a vapid lonely mutt.
We must remember - loooooong paragraph about something - uncool. Saving "Cumia material" in a Cumia folder for zinging and owning other dumbasses online - hyper cool. *dab*
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It's a garbage show, the only interesting things I saw there was segments from Sven (a guy with actual talent), everything else was a filibuster trash, camera pointing at a lonely loser who has no friends (how strange and also very unbelievable) so he has to fish for buddies on the internet (chat) and get drunk/drugged up to make the pain go away and do it for hours on end, and of course vent his frustration on people who are having more fun than him (the entire planet).
But somehow it seems our lovable heeb has some health problems? That's ok though, what was one of his epic schticks - running a show until each of "his fools" die and celebrate their death?
Funny shit! Even more funny considering current situation, lmfao. At least that 900 pound blob Bower can still walk, hahaha fuck. Karma is a true bitch. It's just jokes guys???
Just kidding HEDZ, can't wait for Mike to make his epic return so we can all enjoy epic 50 year old heeb doing prank calls!!!
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CowPox
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Mike makes them seethe like no other, sometimes for years.
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Nah, he's just a lolcow.
The whole "make em seethe" argument is truly pathetic, I see it on pol all the time, as far as I know it started with Trump back in the day, all the deranged lonely father-figure seeking abandoned Americans who found their new seasonal idol, daddy surrogate for the month and all that in Donald Trump, they would use "le seethe" argument on anyone who would point a single critic at their Daddy.
Ethan Ralph uses it all the time as a shield, and of course that catboi faggot Fuenets. Seethe. We are all seething at them yes. I'm seething at Mike David. I'm seething and it was also formerly Chucks, yeah aight edgy eboi lmao.
Now that the lolcow timeline for Mike has begun, I can only hope Porsalin gets busy with him down the line, or even Kino Casino, although that might be a hard sell there given that he's Warski's idol.
The whole "make em seethe" argument is truly pathetic, I see it on pol all the time, as far as I know it started with Trump back in the day, all the deranged lonely father-figure seeking abandoned Americans who found their new seasonal idol, daddy surrogate for the month and all that in Donald Trump, they would use "le seethe" argument on anyone who would point a single critic at their Daddy.
Ethan Ralph uses it all the time as a shield, and of course that catboi faggot Fuenets. Seethe. We are all seething at them yes. I'm seething at Mike David. I'm seething and it was also formerly Chucks, yeah aight edgy eboi lmao.
Now that the lolcow timeline for Mike has begun, I can only hope Porsalin gets busy with him down the line, or even Kino Casino, although that might be a hard sell there given that he's Warski's idol.
CowPox
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How about "He causes spergs to make impassioned responses to his antics imstead?" Its just useful to say regardless of where it came from.
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Well....technically speaking, he's the actual sperg, by definition. He dedicated his entire life energy to be a little (as in, vertically challenged) nitpicky vindictive sperg to all of his "ex friends" because they did him wrong (pouting baby with a kippah.jpg) which is a pretty solid indicator of a man's character, the more "ex friends and bridges burned" you have, the more of a chad you are.
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This thread sucks, you should all kill yourselves for being this gay.
This is from his Instagram, do your fucking jobs:
This is from his Instagram, do your fucking jobs:
Akashic Retard
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I'm not buying that these are the same people. Pic from Jules' flickr obviously young here, has braces and the same nose she has in every other picture.
And here's a picture of her sister from the same flickr account with the same family nose.
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ReggieRiceFields
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My exposure to Mike has been through clips in some of Porsalin's docs, and while I do find some of what I've seen pretty funny, all of it seems to come from a place of envy. Like he's downright pissed at the fact that most, if not all of his targets actually have more of a following than he ever did.
Could be way off base since I've never sat down to watch one of his shows though, saw they were several hours long and noped the fuck out.
Could be way off base since I've never sat down to watch one of his shows though, saw they were several hours long and noped the fuck out.
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But you're seething and sperging now because he made fun of a comedian you like.
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That’s an accurate assessment for sure. Michael felt he deserved what successful comedians had, and began a podcast built on bitter, jealousy fueled drunken rants against those who’ve achieved far more than the midget could in his industry.
Michael was self aware enough to realize he didn’t have the talent to collaborate with them, so he figured he’d solve that problem by ridiculing them on his show, and tearing them down to his level. That’s where Michael's inner turmoil displays itself, and he manipulates his audience into believing that if something can be mocked or ridiculed, it must be bad. Except that literally anything can be mocked and exaggerated to distort reality and make someone laugh. That requires zero talent. Making fun of people, being edgy, and saying bigoted things is the cheapest form of “comedy” there is, and Michael knows it. That's why his standup endeavors failed spectacularly. It’s a very lazy and easy thing to do, because anyone can do it, but the legion of autists that blow sunshine up his ass on the daily aren’t bright enough to understand that.
That’s also why Michael has no real life friends. He’s annoyed and fucked over so many people for such a long time, that it’s partly by design now. Being desolate is his brand. Social isolation gives Michael the freedom to lie and defame with abandon, and if anyone calls him out, he'll say they weren’t able to take a joke, or he’ll just delete their comments and block them. But that doesn't change your miserable reality, does it, Michael? You know exactly who you are and what you're all about, and so do we. The guilt you're feeling is eating you alive, and no amount of lying can change that. You've created your own hell, and it's exactly what you deserve.
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"You can always judge a man by the quality of his enemies!" When you account for that, Mike must be a great man, Cumia, Tripoli, Diaz, and Klein fucking despise him.
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Red bar hasn’t been good since 2011. I don’t understand how anyone could like the “current” era of obsessing over internet nobodies and interacting with chat about memes and shit with no production value. Successful Mike who had friends and parents who were proud of him working towards a goal from back then would have absolutely hated the nerd shit he’s turned into.
I don’t know what you’d even call modern redbar, it’s entirely different from what it used to be. It’s no longer a general comedy show, it’s just obscessiob over Mike’s remaining attempts at having a personality. It’s like mike just decided to reorient his show to callers who just wanted him to make funny noises and say nigger
I don’t know what you’d even call modern redbar, it’s entirely different from what it used to be. It’s no longer a general comedy show, it’s just obscessiob over Mike’s remaining attempts at having a personality. It’s like mike just decided to reorient his show to callers who just wanted him to make funny noises and say nigger
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you'd have to be a retard to like oldbar, 2007-2011 Mike was too scared to do the prank calls and racism that made people love him. beyond that James Fritz ruined the show with his redditor-tier faggotry. he co-hosted more episodes than Dean and was literally only there to be mocked for his love of gays. That guy was an obnoxious lover of BLM the last few years despite blacks literally raping his mother back when he was a teen.
Chains and the Monty stuff was a small return to form as was him fucking with Dean. but overall it was dogshit, Mike's harsh censorship on mocking him was much more apparent with co-hosts, he banned Joe Kilgallon for a few jokes at a party. Joe didn't even mock him too much, just whined about Mike having pornstar-tier hot girlfriends despite being a jobless troll.
the Height of redbar humor back then was boogers and being gay with your dad, and shortning words and phrases there used to be a 10 hour compilation of them complaining about subway. the callers weren't funny or needed either. the time wasted trying to talk with them and work through audio issues always made it a pain, they should have just opened it to co-hosts.
even the co-hosts weren't really that good. like i said Fritz was his most common one those years, dean openly despised the show and barely contributed. most of the comedians didn't get the format or wouldn't be able to add stuff to the convo.
the David Angelo episodes ruled but thats because unlike the rest of the hosts who never got funnier than being glorified open micers he actually had talent and a unique voice. there's a reason he actually did extremely well [post-redbar compared to the rest of the clowns on.
Its clear that all the time wasted trying to become mainstream and successful took time away from being funny, all the stupid gigs and crap like that, it was really no different from the dogshit comedian podcasts of today. there's a reason he hasn't had to do that "donate a dollar" crap in a decade, people prefer modern bar to FritzBar. Everyone gets sad listening to Dean Carlson.
All i know is that i'm Hung and i'm right about this so: Get a job, get a girlfriend, get a life