Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Laughingjoke2]

The new Jack on the Go logo looks like he took a load to the mouth.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

The new Jack on the Go logo looks like he took a load to the mouth.

 

[AnOminous]

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Does he actually have to take a load in the mouth from Traynor just to fluff him up for Tammy?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

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"Cum on in close."

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Have you flipped through Jack’s cookbook? It’s nothing but affiliate links.

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Had me going there for a moment and thought this no talent ass-clown managed to self-publish a cook book.

Cooking Combining with Jack? More like Amazon affiliate links with Jack. All he mentioned in the video was doubling the recipe and using 2 eggs. Where's the recipe, fatty?

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He always forgets to add the recipe at the bottom because he can't type anymore and needs to use word to text.

Jack continues to make Kay’s Cooking look like a master with multiple Michelin stars.

Kay might be a terrible cook but she's at least charming. Mushbrain has all the appeal of a seasick crocodile.

Does he actually have to take a load in the mouth from Traynor just to fluff him up for Tammy?

Well sometimes the Wendigo takes over and while blowing Jim to get him ready he just turns on the suction and doesn't let go.

 

[Remember to dilate]

Hat look guud

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Hat look guud

Get you sticker.

 

[ZipDisk]

Jack would never do a hostile interview, or even a non glowing interview. In his livestreams, the second you flew too close to the sun you were gone. You have to be an absolute champion to get past his thin skin.

Or be Elena. I wonder how the hell she keeps skating, she flat out calls him on his shit. Even the crown prince of nice has to employ radar jamming.

 

[John Carmack]

Hat look guud

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Undead Chef John

 

[desudesu]

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Get you sticker.

Reminder that Big T willingly looked at that retarded face and went "hm yes, I'll carry his seed and be bound to him eternally".

 

[PeckingOrder]

Reminder that Big T willingly looked at that retarded face and went "hm yes, I'll carry his seed and be bound to him eternally".

I cannot begin to imagine what Tammy ever found in him. I keep thinking there’s gotta be a reason they only ever had Junior and no other children.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

I cannot begin to imagine what Tammy ever found in him. I keep thinking there’s gotta be a reason they only ever had Junior and no other children.

1. Tammy was already well into her 30s when they had Junior
2. Jack is closeted gay
3. Bad sperm quality
4. Complicated pregnancy from Tammy's weight

Take your pick!

 

[Super Hans]

I cannot begin to imagine what Tammy ever found in him. I keep thinking there’s gotta be a reason they only ever had Junior and no other children.

Tammy isn't a prize either. The only positive thing I can say about her is that she makes a great wage, but if anything that's a knock against her in the dating market because most guys can't stand making less than their woman.

 

[ZipDisk]

Maybe the murder church is also a prude church? I do not like speculating about scalfani sex. I particularly hate the fucking porn fic people post in the thread for disgust factor.

I do know that some churches preach that sex is a duty, and only to be done in the command of "being fruitful". As in you're only supposed to fuck to pop out babies.

If someone wanted to do a Jack-o-lantern at this point half the work is done. Draw the droop on with sharpie, cut the mouth out crooked, and shove a burger in there sideways.

I suppose you could stretch an orange balloon over the top to give it the skintight hat look.

Hell the eventual rotting of the pumpkin could be considered a feature.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Starting off May the right way:

 

[Kosher Salt]

I know it's crazy to ask and won't happen but I'd LOVE to see PC&LM drag him to court for an easy W about his criminal yes Jack you are breaking the Law (since he reads here) use of DMCA.

Not only would it not be an easy W, it'd be a damn near impossible W. The DMCA is so fundamentally broken that "I'm too retarded to know how fair use works" would be a winning argument and in Jack's case I'm pretty sure he wouldn't even be lying.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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Get you sticker.

He looks dead inside. Literally there is zero life in those eyes.

Did the Wendigo step out for a moment or is he having another stroke?

I cannot begin to imagine what Tammy ever found in him. I keep thinking there’s gotta be a reason they only ever had Junior and no other child.

Is Jr actually Jim Traynor's son? Hmmmmmm.....

Tammy isn't a prize either. The only positive thing I can say about her is that she makes a great wage, but if anything that's a knock against her in the dating market because most guys can't stand making less than their woman.

Yeah but you have to remember we're seeing the result of being bound to her loser of a husband for however long they've been married. She can't hide her contempt for him any more. I like to think that she was maybe not a prize when they got together but she was the best that Mushbrain could have asked for and he was just so pathetic and needy that she felt he'd never leave her and it was either marry him or spend the rest of her life alone.

I still think she might not have made the best choice.

Starting off May the right way:

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You sure about that?

Gluttony - Just look at him and the amount of food he shovels down his maw.
Pride - He's very proud of his youtube "success" and markets himself as some social media influencer.
Wrath - Taking down PC&TLM streams plus getting angy at his puppy for biting.
Sloth - The most exercise he gets is walking to the fridge and back to his easy chair.
Lust - Guy is totally eyefucking the Meat Marine, Keto baker and every other man he sees.
Greed - All the smokers he can possibly fit on his back porch.
Envy - He's envious of everybody else's success.

Yeah he totally doesn't sin.

 

[Pig Cups]

He's also having a lot of trouble reading off the menu, pronouncing queso as "kesko" and struggling with guacamole too.

His brain is dying. Slowly but surely, he’s getting worse. I’m looking forward to the eventual CWJ intro where cerebrospinal fluid starts leaking out of his ear and onto his shoulder, and he casually brushes it off as if it were dandruff.

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Wow that fish-lipped mouth of his is really picking up momentum drifting away from the stroke side of his face

Spoiler

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Not only that, just look at how horrendous he appears during his “review” summary from his recliner.


Those eyebrows are scarily uneven. It reminds me of when I dressed up as Einstein for a school project, and one of the bushy eyebrows started sliding because I improperly applied the spirit gum.

He looks like literal death, and it’s clear that he wont be with us much longer. If Tammy comes home to find him dead in his chair, I imagine this is how he’d look.

Did the Wendigo step out for a moment or is he having another stroke?

If he does stroke out again, it’s likely that Tammy won’t notice until it’s too late to call 911. Why? Because his stroke symptoms would probably be indistinguishable from his current state.

 

[Aunt Carol]

His brain is dying. Slowly but surely, he’s getting worse. I’m looking forward to the eventual CWJ intro where cerebrospinal fluid starts leaking out of his ear and onto his shoulder, and he casually brushes it off as if it were dandruff.
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If he does stroke out again, it’s likely that Tammy won’t notice until it’s too late to call 911. Why? Because his stroke symptoms would probably be indistinguishable from his current state.

Jack is looking more and more like classic multi-infarct dementia. Undetected small strokes are part of that--if it's not a big change in his mobility, it's hard to note that he just got a little more confused or aphasic, especially when function can vary over the course of the day depending on how tired he is.

Don't know if it's the end. Some people just keep on living and living, or keep on existing and existing. We're going to see changes when he's no longer safe to leave at home alone, which is going to be ambulation or incontinence. (Maybe increased incontinence; he could be wearing a pad right now.)

Or if Jack loses his ability to swallow; there's no way his idiocy and his ego would let him accept dysphagia. He'd need someone to keep him from aspirating on raw chicken in exactly the same way you need 24/7 supervision to keep a two-year-old from eating batteries.

 

[Pig Cups]

Starting off May the right way:

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You sure about that?

Gluttony - Just look at him and the amount of food he shovels down his maw.
Pride - He's very proud of his youtube "success" and markets himself as some social media influencer.
Wrath - Taking down PC&TLM streams plus getting angy at his puppy for biting.
Sloth - The most exercise he gets is walking to the fridge and back to his easy chair.
Lust - Guy is totally eyefucking the Meat Marine, Keto baker and every other man he sees.
Greed - All the smokers he can possibly fit on his back porch.
Envy - He's envious of everybody else's success.

Yeah he totally doesn't sin.

“Wow. What a statement!” Jack is in awe, but it’s not due to religious zeal motivating him towards a path of righteousness.

Nah, I interpret this as a lightbulb going off in what’s left of his mind, specifically the “The Spirit allows me to sin all I want” part. He’s found a sin loophole where he can *consciously* disobey God all he wants and still be forgiven with open arms. We may be getting closer to Jack leaving Tammy to go back to CA to pursue his true sexual desires after shoving them down for just over two decades.

Don’t worry, Jack! Get you apartment in The Castro*, start wearing vibrant colors and really short shorts, and live your best life…because Jesus is totes cool with it now! Get you sex swing. Get you Bad Dragon collection. Get you gift-giver at bug chasing party. Live it up before you hit the ground for the final time and your last thoughts are regret over how you wasted your life by not expressing your true identity as a FABULOUS gay man.


*Based on Jack’s broke-ass financial insolvency, he’d probably have to find an arrangement where he functions as a live-in fistpig for some deviant who fetishizes cripples, in exchange for shelter. CA prices are high, and it’s not like he wouldn’t be homeless if he had to fend for himself in TN.