DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
SomeBoyo said:
Pretty much, he already said he's gonna summon, he gave her two streams worth of time cause he is trying to "rush" through the game in a week now.
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Im not sure he will even need to summon. What trips people up is this this boss needs very specific answers to beat her. If you dont want to respec into one of those answer its going to be a slog. All dave will really need to do is look up a build magically be inspired to come up with his 100% custom unique bleed build and spam her down. To top that off he is over leveled by 30+ levels. Eventually he will get a run where she only uses waterfowl dance once or twice.
 
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David Davidson said:
The thing with Malenia is that she actually requires a hint of skill to beat her. Phil's "strategy" to just use jump attacks is really showing how he has no idea how to really play this game. Malenia uses the waterfowl attack ~50% health and then will continue to use it during the fight and this single attack has stopped Phil from advancing to the second phase (which also uses the waterfowl attack).

A good chunk of Phil's damage was a burst from frostbite from his weapons and the proc for it. Going to faith is also a bad idea because Malenia has a 40% damage reduction to holy as opposed to 20% from magic. Parrying is also out of the question because it requires three parries for one riposte. Phil doesn't have the patience for this.

I would say that based on the last 26 deaths he had, he is going to go back to his halberds that do more damage and still eat shit but probably make it to phase two and still eat shit and then get mad how he has to keep redoing phase one.
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Yeah he's banking HARD on just dps stagger posture breaking jumping attack bullshit he has been pulling for 100 hours. That must be a really hard habit to break. I want to know which faggot told him about this when he got his hand on the Golden Halberd.

My best guess is he knows how to dodge her waterfowl but is going to need attempts to practice doing what he saw in the guides. I expect he either gets her done in less than 10 attempts or we will be here for awhile to milk it. It might just depend on how many tips come in.
 
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Guys he wasn't even TRYING to win, you morhans! It was just 27 practice attempts, and it was the end of a late stream, and his little brother had the controller!
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
Yeah he's banking HARD on just dps stagger posture breaking jumping attack bullshit he has been pulling for 100 hours. That must be a really hard habit to break. I want to know which faggot told him about this when he got his hand on the Golden Halberd.

My best guess is he knows how to dodge her waterfowl but is going to need attempts to practice doing what he saw in the guides. I expect he either gets her done in less than 10 attempts or we will be here for awhile to milk it. It might just depend on how many tips come in.
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If he doesn't beat beat her in 10 tries he's going to get very pissed off and in reality its the guides fault not his.
 
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Lord_Point said:
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Guys he wasn't even TRYING to win, you morhans! It was just 27 practice attempts, and it was the end of a late stream, and his little brother had the controller!
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We're reaching levels of cope never seen before. Soon he'll claim that he didn't ragequit any games, those were just "practice runs" of those games.
 
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bajagoogoo said:
Moria is a pseudo intellectual
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just bringing this up because i thought it was stupid as fuck, Moria posted a thread about some "logic question"

question was like 5 paragraphs long and it takes 4 paragraphs to reach the actual question, but it wasn't a riddle or anything to do with logic it essentially boiled down to

"what if a burglar broke into your home, what would you do?"

that's not a riddle or a logic question? what it is though, due to the five fucking paragraphs of nonsense, was a great example of what an autist/pseudo intellectual -thinks- a logic puzzle is. just pure paragraphs of useless nonsense and an abundance of pointless details to try and act like you're saying something of worth.

really ruffled my ass.
 
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Jasper2K said:
If he doesn't beat beat her in 10 tries he's going to get very pissed off and in reality its the guides fault not his.
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He gets tilted easily yeah so I expect 10+ tries he will lose focus and it will snowball from there.

DSP fashion would be to overhype this shit like he's been doing (2 months after release) and then pull something out of his ass to just destroy the bitch Guardian Ape style.

I killed the bitch a month ago. I'm assuming this number is a lot higher now for total percentage of people that also beat here(on xbock). Especially with help from Cuckers like Let Me Solo Her helping people along. This means not a lot of people care much for it anymore and only do at this point because he has breezed through the game cheesing the whole experience and he finally gets something somewhat challenging, but also expect not a lot from him.
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SkippyLongbottom said:
He gets tilted easily yeah so I expect 10+ tries he will lose focus and it will snowball from there.

DSP fashion would be to overhype this shit like he's been doing (2 months after release) and then pull something out of his ass to just destroy the bitch Guardian Ape style.

I killed the bitch a month ago. I'm assuming this number is a lot higher now for total percentage of people that also beat here(on xbock). Especially with help from Cuckers like Let Me Solo Her helping people along. This means not a lot of people care much for it anymore and only do at this point because he has breezed through the game cheesing the whole experience and he finally gets something somewhat challenging, but also expect not a lot from him.
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On PC it's 30% of people. Dunno about PS5.
 
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Edit: He's keeps going through things to react to, we reached TIHYDPs, Phil thinks EvilAJ hates him, can't "confirm or deny" if he copyright struck him.

NOW WAIT A MINUTE PHIL NO.
 
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Kahntent creator for 14 years has zero understanding of fair use.
Good news! Phil is not an asshole anymore. He is know the King of Compassion. He will listen to you and your criticism.
"Alright, here is an idiot. Ban this idiot."
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Edit. Btw, good luck asking Terry to watch his DTRH, you glow nigger.
 
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So he shamefully denies remembering whether he flagged EvilAj's videos for copyright infringement, citing how he was a "much more immature person back in those days" but then goes on to complain about how it sucks that he doesn't have the resources needed to pursue his copyright claims in court, as if he wishes he could.

So which is it, Phil? Do you still wish you could take down videos at will, or was that all a part your 30-year old childhood?
 
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Lord_Point said:
Im not sure he will even need to summon. What trips people up is this this boss needs very specific answers to beat her. If you dont want to respec into one of those answer its going to be a slog. All dave will really need to do is look up a build magically be inspired to come up with his 100% custom unique bleed build and spam her down. To top that off he is over leveled by 30+ levels. Eventually he will get a run where she only uses waterfowl dance once or twice.
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Pretty sure his little random babbling that no one asked, about how a parry build makes her easier is a way to cover up him using a bleed, Takers Flame or stun locking build to cheese her so when people accuse him of cheesing it he can say he didn't use a parry build.

but then again this is DSP who skoffed at being told not to use fire against a fire resistant boss, read a build guide on stream and still did it wrong, used jump attacks instead of takers flame claiming the BB is bad oh and still doesn't know how Ashes work
 
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