Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Can't go wrong with a classic put down
 
Imagine this fat pig telling the FBI, in person, that he's there because people are calling him fat on the Internet, and they just look between themselves.
The FBI will definitely be keeping a file on him after tomorrow's visit, if they haven't already. His fatness alone is probable cause for a search warrant.
 
Pat is the fatter, less educated version of Robert L. McKim. He’s another one who literally calls the police when people make fun of him on the internet. He once called the cops because friendly strangers brought him bacon (which he ate). But Bob’s wife is much hotter and slimmer than Big Niki.
 
Well guys, we had a good 580 pages run, but time to wrap it up. He's going to the feds and our era of calling him fat with impunity is coming to an end. Surely his big win is imminent this time and his life will go back to normal, His Christmas Carol sequel will be a runaway hit and become a Hollywood franchise, his weight will plummet to a normal BMI, Annabelle will contact him and call him dad, Ade will divorce Jon and run back into Pat's arms, He'll do an HBO comedy special and Momma Raven will be proud of her boy.

We lost.

The End.
 
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