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Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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Oh, they could have a rotating cast of judges made up of all the women he's harassed/stalked/sued over the years! I'd like to the see the Olive Garden hooker, Erika, Molly Lens and Skye Lazaro(the lawyer he hit on and tried to have disbarred for not hiring him) on the panel. I'm SURE they'd evaluate him fairly, and not buzz him off at once and start screaming at him for being the King of the Creepy Guys.
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Yeah, no. Legal prostitutes working in legal brothels like the ones in Nevada are essentially independent contractors working together at a collective agency. The agency provides them with a secure environment for them to conduct business and sometimes lodging, and in return the brothel gets a cut of their fees, but otherwise the girls get to decide who they conduct business with, what kind of business they will perform, and what they charge the customer. What you're thinking of is more in keeping with an illegal street hooker under the "employ" of a pimp. If legal brothels forced their contractors to perform services against their will or with customers they aren't comfortable with, that would be a quick way for them to lose contractors and customers. All it would take would be one girl getting beaten or murdered for the brothels reputation to die a quick death.
Any car can be fixed up and restored to like-new condition, or even better. There is no fixing or restoring Russell Greer.
The thing about Europe is they have very, very old cities and towns. Many cities are so old that walking was the most common meathod of travel, or maybe by horseback or drawn wagon for most of their history. They have very narrow streets in many areas as a result of this. Land is also more at a premium there than it is elsewhere in the world. America, being a younger and larger country than European countries, has much more space and newer cities. That's why small cars are far more popular in Europe and larger vehicles more popular in America.
It's been discussed here in the past, but most of the brothels that Russ has gone to have websites with sections where you can see the photos and read the profiles of the girls who work there. People have looked up the photos/profiles of the girls Russ has talked about seeing and they were all fairly average or even quite plain looking. And that was with them being all made up for the airbrushed glamor shots they used as their profile photos. None of them came close to being "supermodel hot". Russhole is just delusional and has to tell himself they were all "9s and 10s" to inflate his ego.
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Is it delusion, though? I mean, he autistically checks off the boxes for being a "gentleman" -- suit, flowers, dinner before fucking. It's a shitty suit, the flowers are from a gas station, and he's paying a hooker to watch him babybird breadsticks at the Olive Garden, but that doesn't matter. The box is checked.
Meanwhile, while none of these girls are perfect 10's, they do check boxes -- slender, fit, sluttily-dressed, usually (though by no means always) cute-faced brunettes, big tits, toothy smiles, perfect tans. Boxes = checked, they made their efforts and he wants to get his hands on their fruits.
It's a minor point of debate, but what the hell. It's just more of him not fucking getting it. His songs are technically pop songs, therefore they're as good as (and good enough for) Taylor Swift. His book is certainly a collection of words organized around something approaching a coherent plot, so it's practically Shakespeare. He's a solid 9 (but for the face) because he goes to the gym like those desirable men, he works in an office with a piece of toilet paper for a degree, so he's on a par with real lawyers like Skordas, and oh yeah, he runs no fewer than three PACs. Not well, mind you, but does that even matter?
He aims for women with no apparent personalities to distract from the fact that they technically check all the boxes of hotness (unlike that gross squirrel girl) and focuses on the boxes themselves (haha). It's not that he's looking at a 7 and telling himself (and others) she's a 10, it's that he really doesn't understand what the difference is.
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He thinks Olive Garden is high class cuisine. He thinks he can give thots better lives. He thinks someone soaked in their own saliva is attractive. The man has no clue.
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When he REALLY wants to splurge, he takes a hooker to Cheesecake Factory! But yeah, I bet growing up in Evanston, Wyoming, Olive Garden was the pretty much the height of fine dining for him and his family.
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They're definitely not impressive but then neither is she.
Like he had standards to begin with. He thought he had standards but they were bog standard at best.
It's like the three-wheeled car we made fun of earlier. Not a stylish car but it got crazy mileage. Like 70 miles to the gallon or something. A lot of that was due to it being made out of fiberglass so it weighed maybe 1000 pounds in total. And it could go at a decent clip but you had better hope that there weren't any turns like at all because it could tip over very easily.
But the bonus for one of those cars? It literally fits in your closet. No need to park it outside.
Don't forgot Wahlburgers and Cold Stone! Those are the upscale burger and ice cream places.
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I mean, from what it looks like now, Evanston's fanciest place is a Hibachi place which probably wasn't there when he was around. Other than that, its a hole in the wall Chinese place, chain restaurants, and bar food.
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It's so damned cute. It would also get me killed in my part of the world.
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Don't forget, Russ's view of how rich/famous people live and work is based on what he's seen on TV and his own misconceptions. In his book, he talks about going to Cold Stone with Taylor Swift in a "high class limousine." He thought Taylor's agents were somehow violating their contract and the law by not passing on his song to her. He tried to get her lawyers to renegotiate her contracts so she could accept his song, not understanding or caring that she would have to sign off on any changes. He has no idea how people besides himself live and how the world works and it shows in his frantic attempts to bypass normal channels to get what he wants. Case in point: He tried to contact Heidi Klum's agent to get his song to her, assuming Klum would hear it, like it, and snap her fingers and get Russ on the show, apparently not realizing that would violate the AGT rules and lead to his immediate disqualification.
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Olive Garden is a pretty common "nice restaurant" for teenagers to go to for special occasions like prom in the Intermountain West area. Russhole's arrested development is staggering and he's seemingly developed much of his understanding of how dating works from cheesy RomComs, teen flicks, and Disney movies. So it's no wonder than he thinks a place like Olive Garden is where you take a girl to show her a good time. He's probably never even heard of a place like Ruth's Chris and would be shocked that there are places to eat where you can expect to easily spend more than $100 per person.
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People like TSwift spend more on food in a day than what he makes in months. The life of rich people like that is sometimes staggeringly decadent and even many people with non-gourd shaped heads sometimes don't quite get this.
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Oh my God Russ! WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOO?!?
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Or places where the food is so expensive, if you have to ask, you can't afford to eat there. The guys who can eat at those kinds of places take the Instagram models he thinks he can give a better life to there.
The fact he has no idea how rich people live was shown when he thought Taylor answered her own emails.
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And the tab on drinks is at least 20 bucks per person and that 2 cocktails each. Shit lips would throw a fit if a girl ordered a margarita or 2.
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He did when the Cheesecake Factory hooker ran up a tab with booze. He also thinks girls will be impressed by him ordering the cheapest thing on the menu.
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It still tickles me that he visits the whores first thing in the morning because it’s cheaper.
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If some Vegas ethot did take him up for his offer " to go get a drink" she will get rid of him the second she discovers a drink to Russ means " a shake" not a real drink like adults have.
I keep being optimistic about one taking him for a bunch of cash. It has to happen with him being so desperate.
I keep being optimistic about one taking him for a bunch of cash. It has to happen with him being so desperate.
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He's gotten roped in by casino hookers offer to go out with him, but Russ being Russ he thinks it's a real date until she asks for money, then he labels her a gold digger. He paid for some egirl's rent and then was shocked when she didn't agree to come see him and fuck him. It's only a matter of time before he meets a local girl either online or in person and she cons him int letting her crash at his place "for a few days" and leeches money off him and then steals his keyboard, keytar and computer (if he still has one) and runs off with her actual boyfriend. Like you said, he's desperate.