Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
I don't remember what the system is called but it picks up any vocals the singer misses from a track. She's got computer surgery to perform her old tracks is what I'm saying.
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How could I forget, I looked into it after she used that at the 2019 Eurovision too. I think it's just live autotune?
 
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Madonna last looked pretty damn good when they released the music video for "Beautiful Stranger" in 1999 to coincide with Austin Powers. The hard truth is a lot of women hit the wall years before Madonna did (she was 41 in 1999).

I don't know why she has to sully her memory by looking like a horrifying truckstop hooker. Diana Ross knew when to quit.
 
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Cardenio said:
Madonna last looked pretty damn good when they released the music video for "Beautiful Stranger" in 1999 to coincide with Austin Powers. The hard truth is a lot of women hit the wall years before Madonna did (she was 41 in 1999).

I don't know why she has to sully her memory by looking like a horrifying truckstop hooker. Diana Ross knew when to quit.
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As if men past their 40s don't hit the wall when they start balding with their gross pot bellies. And that's if they weren't already born short
 
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TuckFrannies said:
As if men past their 40s don't hit the wall when they start balding with their gross pot bellies. And that's if they weren't already born short
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50 is the new 30 for men. For women, 30 continues to be 40. it's a loose quote from 30 Rock said by the Trump-like character and this is beauty parlor so jokes needs to be clearly labeled as such. Good show, very funny.

edit: added a comma.
 
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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
50 is the new 30 for men. For women 30 continues to be 40. it's a loose quote from 30 Rock said by the Trump-like character and this is beauty parlor so jokes needs to be clearly labeled as such.
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It's always been true that the average woman who's 30 and the average man who's 50 are at about the same developmental stage, physically. They both recently became old. That's why 30-year-old Madonna's boyfriend was Warren Beatty.

She was well suited to being a still-pretty-sexy old lady now, but she took the "bog pill" instead. It's a sad horror.
 
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trailcamwhore said:
It's always been true that the average woman who's 30 and the average man who's 50 are at about the same developmental stage, physically. They both recently became old. That's why 30-year-old Madonna's boyfriend was Warren Beatty.

She was well suited to being a still-pretty-sexy old lady now, but she took the "bog pill" instead. It's a sad horror.
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By BP standards this is a pretty mild sperg response to a joke that was already explained. But I sort of understand what you mean and I agree in more of a Ben Franklin style, so it is sort of the opposite.
 
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Cardenio said:
Madonna last looked pretty damn good when they released the music video for "Beautiful Stranger" in 1999 to coincide with Austin Powers. The hard truth is a lot of women hit the wall years before Madonna did (she was 41 in 1999).
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There's only so much throwing money at surgery and expensive cosmetics can do.
 
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It’s incredible that she still goes on about CaThOLic pAtRiARchY or whatever. It’s so incredibly played out. The culture at large pays no heed whatsoever to the Pope or Catholic doctrine. And at this point the Church is an easy target anyways. Why don’t you slag off Islam, Madonna? Make a sarcastic post about Mohammed. Since you’re such a ~rebel~ and such.
 
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Cardenio said:
Madonna last looked pretty damn good when they released the music video for "Beautiful Stranger" in 1999 to coincide with Austin Powers. The hard truth is a lot of women hit the wall years before Madonna did (she was 41 in 1999).

I don't know why she has to sully her memory by looking like a horrifying truckstop hooker. Diana Ross knew when to quit.
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Isn't 'hitting the wall' often said by those bitter men who are mad that normal adult women won't 'settle' for them and thus turn it into a point of sour grapes? 'Hitting the wall' just means 'She's no longer a naive lonely 18-20 year old with low self-esteem that I a gross, grody 30 year old neckbeard with yellow teeth and swamp ass can manipulate into having sex, so I'll just seeth, cope and dilate myself by saying she's 'hit the wall.'

'Hit the wall' often gets said by weak men who failed and fail at dating. Not by winners.

Anyway, geriatric Madonna looks cringe. Why go on like this? What really is the reward? She's following the same path as Wacko Jacko (but without the weird shit with kids) and will probably end up like him too. She needs to stop going this path, or she'll be one of those stars that are more lately remembered as a cautionary tale, and not the music she made.
 
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