Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

[Weonerina]

By how she behaves, I'm starting to think she has an early stage of senile dementia.

 

[Helena Handbasket]

By how she behaves, I'm starting to think she has an early stage of senile dementia.

Or late stage syphilis.

 

[BroccoliBrain]

She did a lot of classy ballads in the 90s. Ray of Light/Music/American Life/Confessions On a Dancefloor showed she could age gracefully with her music, but she took a wrong turn somewhere along the way. Maybe she thought she had to chase trends as an attempt to stay relevant. I don't know, but it's just sad.

I've never heard her song Frozen before, I like it, it's a nice sound. Even the official remix (which is the one used in that TikTok) isn't unpleasant but I checked out the full version of it and two thirds of the way through is some literal who black rapper who inserts his own ill-fitting bars in there, why does modern music do that so much, no one I know with enough brain cells for an original opinion likes that shit. She keeps collaborating with these random rappers and using black people as props so much that I'm convinced she's got an interracial fetish she's hiding very poorly.

 

[Positron]

I'm convinced she's got an interracial fetish she's hiding very poorly.

Madonna is at least sentimentally attracted to blacks as they were her first supporters in nightclubs way before she got big. It would be a lovely story, the type that shows the bitch still has a heart, if she hasn't made her affinity so crassly sexual.

 

[Tombigbee]

Was this last boyfriend black? I guess, kinda? Either way, apparently they broke up.

Breakup with this fugly Kid and Play reject

She posted “Fuck You. I really mean it,” to a picture of her ass. Such class, such grace. How shocking it didn’t work out with him.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Was this last boyfriend black? I guess, kinda? Either way, apparently they broke up.

Breakup with this fugly Kid and Play reject

She posted “Fuck You. I really mean it,” to a picture of her ass. Such class, such grace. How shocking it didn’t work out with him.


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Madonna says 'f**k you' in cryptic post about karma after 'split' from toyboy boyfriend​

Madonna left her fans guessing if she was seemingly hinting at the end of her three-year relationship on Instagram as she shared a quote about "somebody in your life being not right for you"

I dunno Madge, but if Sean Penn wasn't right for you, Guy Ritchie wasn't right for you and this nobody nigger wasn't right for you then maybe it's their common denominator in the relationships that is definitely wrong.

 

[Helena Handbasket]

TFW you break up with your girlfriend, and you now have to shop with your mom to get the senior discount at Ross.

 

[Tombigbee]

EXOTIC PRINCESS


LOLA

 

[Dovahshit]

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how does someone take themselves from a 10 to a 10 to a pity 5 to a 2?!

EDIT : after careful review i am moving 'cringe jimmy fallon' madonna from a pity 5 to a more accurate pity 3. i hope you can forgive me for my lapse in judgement. in exchange i present to the court once more for review the interview this came from

she still looked allright in that second pic, at least in this angle

the third however.
did you see the saggy side boob peaking out?

 

[BroccoliBrain]

I think she's at least partly high off her tits on opiates for the pain in her knee (knee, hip, don't remember) she literally martyred herself for a couple of years ago.

 

[proteus4994]

I dunno Madge, but if Sean Penn wasn't right for you, Guy Ritchie wasn't right for you and this nobody nigger wasn't right for you then maybe it's their common denominator in the relationships that is definitely wrong.

I think it’s obvious, she’s dating the wrong side of the political spectrum.

It’s a shame G Gordon Liddy died.

 

[Malarkey Magdelen]

Heres Madge in all her glory, tiredly shuffling about with Colombian singer Maluma her Caregiver. Any time she trys to actually do a move she has to rest on the guy. To me, it seems that grans on her last leg and soon she'll have to be taken out back behind the barn....
Granny Shuffle

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Heres Madge in all her glory, tiredly shuffling about with Colombian singer Maluma her Caregiver. Any time she trys to actually do a move she has to rest on the guy. To me, it seems that grans on her last leg and soon she'll have to be taken out back behind the barn....
Granny Shuffle

Jesus Christ this video actually hurt more to watch than the cryptic kissing tiktoks. First off, that trainwreck of a wardrobe, that shitty jacket just bulked her up into looking like an actual fat grandma. Then those hideous cornrows revealing her dark unkempt roots Also, Music? Seriously?!

The cherry on top has to be that moment she gasped for air and for support on bottom of the barrel Maluma.

This is a sad trainwreck of epic proportions.

 

[BroccoliBrain]

Heres Madge in all her glory, tiredly shuffling about with Colombian singer Maluma her Caregiver. Any time she trys to actually do a move she has to rest on the guy. To me, it seems that grans on her last leg and soon she'll have to be taken out back behind the barn....
Granny Shuffle

That is just sad. What is the female equivalent of the word 'impotent'? Because I really want to use it right now.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

That is just sad. What is the female equivalent of the word 'impotent'? Because I really want to use it right now.

Dead egger

 

[Peep Plops]

That is just sad. What is the female equivalent of the word 'impotent'? Because I really want to use it right now.

Dry

 

[A borscht-on]

That Maluma video just put Madonna on the National Enquirer's "SAD LAST DAYS" headline roster. Unbelievable! Even Mick Jagger (how old is that guy? 80?) is still prancing as best he can onstage with his decrepit band. Even dancer / choreographer Toni Basil was able to dance and beautifully move her body with ten years on Madonna. She is now a complete opioid addict, drinking regularly, is likely in discomfort and pain due to injuries and operations over the years, is probably in even more pain thanks to a pulled and jacked face with inflated lips, likely has head trauma from her 2015 Brit Awards fall, and also, just plain can't move properly with a fake cement ass on her otherwise-small frame.

I'm embarrassed for this woman for what she thought she was doing at this show, versus what has now actually been seen by millions. Forgetting when to launch into her song, the same stupid song she has been doing live for twenty years? Leaning on Maluma for support? Pretending to grind on him, as though a 63-year old getting "sexy" with a 28-year old onstage isn't entirely deranged and gross? Lumbering around in an ungainly fashion, clearly overweight and poorly-postured and out of shape? Dressing up absurdly as though she's hip and street, and the kidz are really going to care who this ol' hag from mom and dad's childhood is?

I still can't believe it's the same woman. The emperor really never had any clothes. Once her old team of handlers, tastemakers, stylists, managers, and cohorts all fell by the wayside, this really was the end result. I have never seen a more fucked-up trajectory than the one we're witnessing here.

 

[Law]

I've never heard her song Frozen before, I like it, it's a nice sound.

I like V<LH<LL remix of this song. If you're into that sort of thing.

 

[BroccoliBrain]

I like V<LH<LL remix of this song. If you're into that sort of thing.

I am actually, I'll check out more of their tracks

I still can't believe it's the same woman. The emperor really never had any clothes. Once her old team of handlers, tastemakers, stylists, managers, and cohorts all fell by the wayside, this really was the end result. I have never seen a more fucked-up trajectory than the one we're witnessing here.

I'm actually kind of amazed at how on pitch she stlil is (even though it sounds like she's singing over herself), she's not totally warbling yet ...but it reminds me all the more of those clips of dementia patients lighting up when they listen to old music and dance/play an instrument like they're not senile. Why do I get the feeling she's going to die on stage or in be found dead in a hotel room

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I'm actually kind of amazed at how on pitch she stlil is (even though it sounds like she's singing over herself), she's not totally warbling yet ...

I don't remember what the system is called but it picks up any vocals the singer misses from a track. She's got computer surgery to perform her old tracks is what I'm saying.