Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[rubytintedchix]

Jack incessantly bitching about prices before even trying the food is fucking annoying. It's so obvious his only concern is food/price ratio.

I mean maybe the sandwich isn't worth $13, but at least try it before spending half the video bitching about it you whiney faggot.

Tammy seems beyond done with him in this video as well, probably for the reason you mention in combination with him not understanding what “Breakfast and Brunch” meant in the signage. What do you think it means, fat retard.

I’m confused and maybe I missed it, but did he order the Reuben and the Burger or was the Reuben what Tammy got? That’s a lot of fucking food for one person so I hope it was Tammy’s, but wouldn’t be entirely surprised if it wasn’t.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

Jack incessantly bitching about prices before even trying the food is fucking annoying. It's so obvious his only concern is food/price ratio.

I mean maybe the sandwich isn't worth $13, but at least try it before spending half the video bitching about it you whiney faggot.

He's so annoying, it's not even his money. If he's so concerned about money he should be cooking at home, oh wait he can't cook anything edible.
At 4:35 "I paid $13 for a burger". No you didn't, mommy wife did.

 

[DontEatThat]

Jack shows a reuben with thousand island on it stares at it and utters out the following statements:

"Im curious to find out if it has any thousand island on it."
"I dont taste any thousand on it."

- Jack "Napalm the Palestinians but actually napalmed my palate" Scalfani

 

[captkrisma]

Jack confirmed that the only real way to get an F on Jack on the Go is if you dont have food at all.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

New JOTG.

Tammy could put up with stupid for thirty years, but she's reached the end of her rope over how angy Jack is these days. Jack is seeing the effects of inflation on literally everything and is stuck in a constant state of impotent rage and frustration, yet deliberately avoiding any real understanding or acceptance of the issue ("don't talk to me about supply chain issues or how expensive gas is"). He's barely holding it together in the last segment - can you imagine how bitchy he is when he's not filming?

 

[Quixotic Man]

Jack shows a reuben with thousand island on it stares at it and utters out the following statements:

"Im curious to find out if it has any thousand island on it."
"I dont taste any thousand on it."

- Jack "Napalm the Palestinians but actually napalmed my palate" Scalfani

You misunderstand though. That looks like a dollop of thousand island. According to the Jack school of dressing your food, you needed several more liquid ounces of the shit before you could even notice it.

 

[captkrisma]

Jack: I can't see myself spending $13 for a sandwich.

Also Jack: This brisket sandwich at Buffalo Wild Wings is a great value at $15!

 

[Aunt Myrna]

Jack confirmed that the only real way to get an F on Jack on the Go is if you dont have food at all.

Not really. He confirmed he'll give a place a nearly failing grade without any reasonable criticism.

"Muh burger was dry."
Maybe take a gander around the table you fat fuck. They don't put these things on for you because everyone likes it different. That was literally his singular criticism aside from cost, which is a nonstarter.
He really is more at home at Wendy's where he can get his $9 Baconator.

 

[Pig Cups]

I've never actually watched the end of one of these - is it normal for it to just linger dead silent on 18 seconds of a mediocre bitmoji scene? That was the weirdest outro.

In the past, his attempting-to-fool-the-algo outro would show URLs to his merch and sauces, so at least he was making some efforts with regard to marketing. The fact that this lazy shithead isn’t even doing that nowadays is yet more evidence of his broad decline.

(Lol at the Fish Hook link. Ah, memories…)

And look at that Hope avatar.

This pretty much confirms my suspicions. Along with Jack conspicuously placing Hope in situations where she’ll “interrupt” him on the “show,” it really appears as if Jack just wanted a new character to spice things up. Gross.

My deepest sympathies to that poor dog.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

You call this a reuben? I've had better reubens in Huntington Beach. You Tennessee hicks are overpaying, you can get a burger down the street for half that price. GIVEME ADBUCKS

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Okay I know this is an oldie at this point but holy fuck that garage. You can see that at one point it was organized and as you get toward the center it becomes more and more of a pile.

That fridge cannot even be opened. How long has it sat sealed keeping within unspeakable horrors?

Any fans of Cowboy Bebop here?

 

[Aaway]

New JOTG.

you can tell jack is so used to eating fast food when he acts so surprised at a restaurant charging $13 for a sandwich and burger. not sure about TN, but around here that's pretty typical these days with inflation

doesn't jack always sperg out about restaurants who don't put their prices online? well a one second google search revealed that EJ's does indeed have their prices online. why didn't fatty check the prices beforehand like he always does before going and filming a video where he does nothing but complain about the prices? the food looked sysco-tier and definitely not worth the price, but it's almost like jack did this video for the sole reason of bitching and giving them a bad score

 

[densedance]

That fucking asshole. Once he's seeing the prices he becomes that unreasonble asshole just becaue his ego is hurt by the prices. Once his mood is into mald mode you can allready tell that it's going to be biased.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

you can tell jack is so used to eating fast food when he acts so surprised at a restaurant charging $13 for a sandwich and burger. not sure about TN, but around here that's pretty typical these days with inflation

I would actually be concerned if I took a look at a full Reuben meal and it cost as much as a wendys combo. Good food that cheap sets off red flags and probably isn't gonna be that good, unless its a rare hole in the wall. Not that Jack could taste the difference.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Jack shows a reuben with thousand island on it stares at it and utters out the following statements:

"Im curious to find out if it has any thousand island on it."
"I dont taste any thousand on it."

- Jack "Napalm the Palestinians but actually napalmed my palate" Scalfani

at the end he straight up says theres no thousand island on it.

strooooke

 

[Bland Crumbs]

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You call this a reuben? I've had better reubens in Huntington Beach. You Tennessee hicks are overpaying, you can get a burger down the street for half that price. GIVEME ADBUCKS

That looked like a real reuben to me. It had:
Rye bread
Thousand Island Dressing
Pastrami
Swiss Cheese
Sauerkraut
And looked to be toasted in butter

It was a fucking Reuben, Jack.

The burger had no condiments on it.

They were right there. Right the fuck there. Remove bun, apply condiments as desired, replace bun, and stuff into fat face.

Restaurants should start reviewing Jack.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Jack, the ever-flowing font of positivity, struggles to find a single positive thing to say this entire video. Even before he waddles out of the passenger seat of Tammy's car, he's snarking about construction and businesses with hiring signs. Even something as benign as a "breakfast + brunch" sign confounds him. About the most positive thing he can say is that the burger, with its unsettlingly round and uniformly shaped patty, looks good, but even that doesn't last long. Then at the end, this unemployed loser has the gall to insist that the restaurant's prices have nothing to do with any of the myriad issues affecting prices of everything nationwide, that it's entirely due to their own poor decisions.

Now consider that Jack had to sit down in front of his $3500 MACKBOOK, piece together this video and upload it to YouTube. Presumably at no point during that process did he stop to think about how miserable and arrogant he appears, or if he did, he didn't care.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

 

[Aaway]

at the end he straight up says theres no thousand island on it.

strooooke

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if they don't put a pound of thousand island on the reuben, jack will say there's not enough sauce

reminds me of the time he went to culver's and complained about how they didn't put enough "cheese sauce" on his burger. so he sent it back and they ended up putting a pound just to shut the fat man up

 

[jscalfani eats bigTs muff]

The segment where he's "critiquing" outside does an outstanding job of showing just how terribly he's doing. I don't remember ever seeing him look so rough throughout the years. Besides the lighting and being unshaven, his face almost looks like it's about to start rotting.