Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Programmer Socks]

Anna looks really rough. As well as the sheer affrontery of her physical presence, she looks like she's coming down from a two day bender. Every single pore and molecule of her body is being abused and stretched to its limits. She's absolutely slamming herself into the wall but telling herself that everything is fine and normal. Surely a heart attack, stroke or diabetes related emergency is imminent.

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Are houses in that neighborhood really worth that much, or is she trying to get a "you can live where a celebrity YooTooober lived her best life!" premium on top of the regular price?

 

[thejackal]

If she's planning on going back to NYC, she's going to be in for a rude awakening. It's going to be wayyy more expensive for her to maintain her standard of living there than in Austin.

Living in an apartment/co-op is going to mean a lot less space and lots of stairs and narrow hallways. Unless she's going to go through all the misery and expense of trying to own a vehicle and drive in NYC, she's going to have to figure out how to navigate the subway at her size or get cabs and Ubers she can actually fit in. Data will be lucky if he ever gets to see grass again.

Maybe she could move to a suburb on Long Island or in Westchester County but that would completely negate her fantasy of being a hip, glamorous SATC gal living her best life in the city.

The photos of the house are honestly even sadder when we know about the person who lives there. Staging houses to sell often involves making them less personalized and more generic, but that stuff is all Anna's and it still doesn't look like a real person with a real life lives there. The empty guest rooms that never have any guests in them. The living room that never had anything more than a woman alone with her camera (and maybe occasionally her cameraman). The backyard that never had parties or barbecues or kids playing. The "happy" Christmases in that house were Anna in a onesie filming herself drunkenly opening presents alone.

Just thinking about how bleak this is makes me want to talk to a therapist!

I don't think she's going to go back to NYC. She hates cold weather and can barely stand it when it gets below 50 in Austin for the two weeks or so they get a cold snap every winter. There is nothing for her in NYC anymore it's not like the hauls she does now are high fashion or she gets invited to high fashion events. She didn't even get an official invite to Fashion Week when she was arguably had more clout.

I'd bet she's moving back home to Chagrin Falls or possibly to be close to her only friend -- the girl she runs to see in New Mexico every bad storm.

@Helena Handbasket is it "worth" that much? Probably not but housing prices are insanely inflated right now and with rate raises coming and a possible recession it's time to flip that shit if she wants to lock in a profit. Plus I think it drives her crazy being in that huge house with nobody to share it with. I don't blame her honestly but she made her own bed.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Are houses in that neighborhood really worth that much, or is she trying to get a "you can live where a celebrity YooTooober lived her best life!" premium on top of the regular price?

I doubt it went up in price for 150% in less than a year.
At least I hope so, or this would be another proof that ‘Murica is a clown country.

 

[GenociderSyo]

I don't think she's going to go back to NYC. She hates cold weather and can barely stand when it gets below 50 in Austin for the two week or so they get that cold snap every winter. There is nothing for her in NYC anymore it's not like the hauls she does now are high fashion or she gets invited to high fashion events. She didn't even get an official invite to Fashion Week when she was arguably had more clout.

I'd bet she's moving back home to Chagrin Falls or possibly to be close to her only friend -- the girl she runs to see in New Mexico every bad storm.

I'm not so sure she has mentioned New York multiple times and how she misses it and how perfect it was etc.

She does have her delusions about things. And she was more able to make a freak show of herself there and think she garnered good attention.

 

[thejackal]

I'm not so sure she has mentioned New York multiple times and how she misses it and how perfect it was etc.

She does have her delusions about things. And she was more able to make a freak show of herself there and think she garnered good attention.

I hope she tries to go live there again. She was 300-450 before, huge, but not so huge she couldn't fit an most Ubers or a narrow NYC staircase and was still in her 20s and early 30s. She's so big now she will need bariatric everything. I'm trying to imagine her even walking the 200 feet from the front door or her apt, through the elevator and to the street for an Uber. She has no mobility. We've seen her try and do simple mom and pop hikes. How in god's name is she going to do anything in NYC? It's not a suburban lifestyle at all. Mobility is actually fairly important to get things done, even in the ubereats world we live in.

 

[Lies Unlimited]

How could you ever be comfortable in that body?

You aren’t, you could never be, and anyone who says otherwise (like Anna) is lying.



Thing with shapewear, whether its spanx or yitty is that it really is only functional on normal women. The purpose of it is to smooth minor lumps and bumps, like a middle-aged mom-tummy or saddlebag thighs or lumpy butt to create a smooth silhouette so that slinky fabrics like jersey or form fitting dresses aren’t deformed by your natural lumpiness. Its intended to enhance your natural shape, but if your natural shape is ‘sphere’ well, theres not much that can be done. Anna doesn’t look any better (let alone ‘snatched’) in the yitty than before, theres no manmade fabrics that can hold that lower half that’s for sure.

 

[Wonder dong]

If Anna moves back to New York, Curve Model and Emely will be fucking devastated. Her two BEST FRIENDS!!!

What about John????????????

 

[Missanthrope101]

@thejackal
She is right it is up for sale.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/13717-Camp-Comfort-Ln-Austin-TX-78717/124151922_zpid/

Archive of listing on realtor with pics etc.

This must have been impuslive as all hell her haul shit is still out and stuff.

She bought this for 779k, it is apraised for 630k, she is trying to sell fro 1.1 million.
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It went up 44 minutes ago and its staged with Anna's own shit:
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Her living room set up she did for youtube:
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Kitchen:
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Living room staged as it is in her videos:
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Her Haul Nook:
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Her bedroom (first floor):
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The bathroom and walkin (which she destroyed a large portion of due to ehr being too big for it to be there:
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The rooms that she never finished cause they were upstairs:
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Her haul room which is as empty as her soul:
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Bathroom she has never used:
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Makup Room:
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The sewing room oh this is sad:
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She didnt even put things ins ome of the rooms:
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Another bathroom she could never use:
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The guest room and bath that never saw a person:
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Machines she probly never could use cause her clothes were too big for them:
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The patio we saw her use ONCE:
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The backyard where the shrill screams were heard by neighbors:
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For those that know more about real estate she bought this via a trust set up by 2 other people. Does this cause consequences for this?

I love that there is not a SINGLE thing on any of the walls except the staged living room. Seriously, zero pictures, paintings, art pieces, clock, NOTHING. As bare and soulless as she is.


I thought someone had found she paid closer to $900k for this home even though it was listed in the $770k range. Honestly, in this insane housing market, she probably will get at least $1.1 mil. I wouldn't expect an agent's listing price to be too far off base. Either way, this house was a stupid choice for her from the get go, as all the kiwis said, and I'm surprised she lasted so long as she did.


I also don't think she's moving back to NYC. I'm thinking condo in Austin. Maybe that's what this story was about?

She did the double post and not delete on her FB stories again today, spilling the beans that the professional contact was actually her mortgage broker from ‘the bank she’s working with’. Going back to her ‘sneak peak’ (lol such a type A) she posted a few days ago, what’s the bet she’s looking at renting or buying a shop front?
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[dreamwebz]

she looks like fat kim wexler from better call saul

 

[GenociderSyo]

I thought someone had found she paid closer to $900k for this home even though it was listed in the $770k range. Honestly, in this insane housing market, she probably will get at least $1.1 mil. I wouldn't expect an agent's listing price to be too far off base. Either way, this house was a stupid choice for her from the get go, as all the kiwis said, and I'm surprised she lasted so long as she did.

That is something that is confusing the sites list it all as going for the 779k price, cannot remember now where the $900k came from.

 

[Barbarella]

She may not be moving to NY. Yes, she has fond memories of her college days, but it is a place for people who can move. She has issues with a flight of stairs in her house, walking everywhere, taking a subway or uber is going to be even more difficult. And she’s unsteady in sand, it’ll be worse on snow. (Of course, there is no guarantee that she’s faced up to this)

She could decide she bought too much house for her (she did) and stay in Texas and downsize to a condo. Or a ranch.

She could also decide she needs to live the SoCal influencer lifestyle, but she should probably ask Tess Holliday how that’s working out.

She’ll tell us what’s up soon enough.

 

[Missanthrope101]

Redfin had listed the "sold" price as $990k, if I recall, but I don't know how accurate Redfin's numbers are. A house selling over the listing price is normal so I would not be surprised that she paid well over $779k; but a house selling over $200k over the listing price does not seem normal, even in this market.

That is something that is confusing the sites list it all as going for the 779k price, cannot remember now where the $900k came from.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

The bathroom and walkin (which she destroyed a large portion of due to ehr being too big for it to be there:

wait, i don’t think Anna has worn any of those shoes. Are these staged shoes?

 

[FrownyFace]

wait, i don’t think Anna has worn any of those shoes. Are these staged shoes?

Staged as in she records herself pulling a pair out with her jittery alcoholic hand and then wearing them for a fifteen second video of “Lipstick-Inspired Makeover!”

But I suppose that basically describes everything in that giant closet.

 

[Din Djarin]

I'm not sure where I think she is moving, but I am interested to see where she goes. It also feels like she rushed to sell this house, but who knows why. I don't know what goes on in Anna's mind, nor do I want to (even if she is my favorite cow for some reason).

 

[lonelygorl15]

She bought that house exactly one year ago and didn't get to move in until June or July, and spent several weeks out of the year traveling. So she spent maybe 6-9 months total living there? The sad, empty rooms. We all knew it was pipe dreams when she excitedly discussed decor plans for each room. For such a incessant consumer, she has very little actual possessions. You know this hog didn't vacuum and polish counter tops herself. If we didn't know Anna, some might think she had already moved out and left some furniture for pics. This is entirely predictable though, Anna can't see to stay in one place for very long.

Perfect fit!

Soooo comfortable and snatched!

 

[clusterfuckk]

Perfect fit!

That, I’m afraid to inform you, is gunt rub. Normally her gunt would touch her thigh and it develops a yeast like rash in the fold. That’s what you’re looking at.

 

[Gussielove]

I know the types of posts you mean all too well.

The writer begins the post by stating how they cannot put their current feelings into words. Then, in a few sentences, they will do exactly that by describing how they are feeling. If the post is about something positive, you will typically see the writer claiming that they are "beyond grateful" for whatever event precipitating. If the post instead concerns a negative event, you will instead see the writer saying how they "cannot fathom" that the event is occurring or has occurred. This statement will then be followed by the writer saying something to show just how empathetic they are.

The latter part of the post would be a bit more preachy, consisting of several short sentences that all begin in the same manner and serve little rhetorical value, for example: "This is what the patriarchy looks like. It's the policing of women's bodies. It's the destruction of a woman's right to choose. It's the unmasked sexism of the Republican party."

These posts typically conclude with some sort of call to action, whether it be a reason why you should care or a link to somewhere you can donate money too.

Whatever is Anna's intention, this post just reads just like all the others of its kind, coming off insincere and contrived.

I doubt it went up in price for 150% in less than a year.
At least I hope so, or this would be another proof that ‘Murica is a clown country.

It went from $600+K to 1.1 million. That's less than 100% increase.

That, I’m afraid to inform you, is gunt rub. Normally her gunt would touch her thigh and it develops a yeast like rash in the fold. That’s what you’re looking at.

Actually looks like Jazz' scars from where took skin grafts to build a vagina.

 

[Trombonista]

I actually think the shapewear made her look a little better. Just a little better, but even that helps.