Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

There is now a Comrade Tomlinski
This means war. Patty is donning his fatigues as we type.

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The one thing there's never been any question or confusion over is how much straight Patrick likes the ladies. How comfortable, confident, and secure his sexuality has always been.
Pat's obsession with penis must really be corroding his psyche if it's expressing itself so brazenly.
 
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The one thing there's never been any question or confusion over is how much straight Patrick likes the ladies. How comfortable, confident, and secure his sexuality has always been.
Actually Pat I question you all time!

Are you fat? Did you graduate high school? Do you live in a hovel? Have you had public arguments with your teeth, broken fence, blanket, and a more handsome version of yourself?

These are the things I would like your input on.
 
Dear world,

I don't like dicks. I really don't. I don't fantasize about being sodomized. I just wanna smash gash and grab some tits. Super duper straight, yep, that's me! Ignore my manfaced wife who I get to peg me. And remember, no dicks here!

Tootles,
Patrick S. Tomlinson
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"Straight as they come, breeder child.'
 
Hello, Kiwifarms faggots.
I think you're all very gay and mean for voting against @Null setting us up with a forum here when we were homeless. We were lost and without hope like Jews wondering the desert, and you turned us away. Four years later, here you all are, acting like Fatrick is your lolcow when he's not even a cow, stupids - he's our blue ribbon pig and we made him all by ourselves and he's the best. thing. going. today. Woo. I will always hold a grudge against you for that and quite frankly sometimes I wish Brotherman @Caverlock had never come here and let you guys share our ribs. But that's all in the past.

I come here to you today, hat in my hand, to ask that you please not give Boomia too hard a time. He's feeling a little cornered right now and acting like a complete fool, but I remind you that my uncle is an old man with a family and he just wants to be part of the fun. This is all very embarrassing for us and we just don't want to hurt the guy's feelings worse than I'm sure they have been already.

Thank you and please all kill yourselves.
 
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While all this is going on, Patrick outed a Republican politician as bisexual on twitter. He's now screaming about internalized homophobia while reminding everyone he is 100% straight.
I feel so sorry for all the male Negro children Pat grinds into pepperoni because you know he rapes them first, an indignity that at least the female children do not suffer.
 
I feel so sorry for all the male Negro children Pat grinds into pepperoni because you know he rapes them first, an indignity that at least the female children do not suffer.
He literally crafted an exception to why outing him was cool. Classic left wing shit, being gay is cool and right wing people are not so right wing bad, trumps queer in this case.
 
I feel so sorry for all the male Negro children Pat grinds into pepperoni because you know he rapes them first, an indignity that at least the female children do not suffer.
Wrong as always stalker. Fatrick told us that he and Nikki fuck all the time with enthusiasm and more skill than we ever, ever could even imagine. When he isn't giving hot takes on twitter or writing his next bestselling novel in Hooligans he is putting porn stars to shame in the sack with Nikki... We WISH we were like him.

Or if we remove the Fatrick filter from reality... Nikki is way too zonked and dried up from her antidepressants. his cholesterol and alcoholism have withered his knob. He probably pulls one off to tranny porn at 3 am in between breaks from arguing with his toilet. While Nikki is snoring in a Serequel sleep on mismatched bed linen.

PS, really enjoy your posts mate
 
Thanks to these photoshops I have now actually forgotten what Fat Rick looks like now good job
We call this the "Pantsu" effect - @John Andrews Stan single-handedly made everyone think May (Pantsu), Ethan Ralph's forever-fiance, had the face of a swarthy man. It spread to other platforms like a virus, such as Twitter, until no one could tell a fake picture from a real one.

@John Andrews Stan is a deep-fake agent spreading disinformation and chaos into the universes of degenerate lolcows. And we applaud them for it.
 
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