Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[A Detachable Penis]

Teehee oopsies!


Can presume it was some or all of these our resident idiot suggested.


Oomph there it is. No, she hasn't deleted em after the 'oops'.


Outing people without their knowledge. Classic Staph.

 

[Ophelia]

Even “Bridgerton” has a girl trying an abortion tea and failing. These herbal idiots are going to give their unwanted pregnancies brain damage or some shit, if their potions do anything at all.

 

[Vi0l3t]

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Teehee oopsies!

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Can presume it was some or all of these our resident idiot suggested.

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Oomph there it is. No, she hasn't deleted em after the 'oops'.

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Outing people without their knowledge. Classic Staph.

Dumb bitch giving out deadly information, I cant.

 

[Knifeguncat]

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Teehee oopsies!

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Can presume it was some or all of these our resident idiot suggested.

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Oomph there it is. No, she hasn't deleted em after the 'oops'.

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Outing people without their knowledge. Classic Staph.

Dear god. I really wish I wasn't right about it being outright poison. And why would anyone even sell something like that? What kind of insane clown world is this

 

[redbarchetta]

Knew it had to be pennyroyal tea. Glad and impressed Twitter would censor that awful advice. To quote Kurt Cobain, "herbal abortive… it doesn't work, you hippie".

 

[PBR Streetgang]

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Teehee oopsies!

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Can presume it was some or all of these our resident idiot suggested.

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Oomph there it is. No, she hasn't deleted em after the 'oops'.

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Outing people without their knowledge. Classic Staph.

"I have a friend in druid college who is a single nonbinary parent in a red state, I can't imagine how hard shit is for them"

Paging random.txt dept.

 

[The Salt Mines]

"I have a friend in druid college who is a single nonbinary parent in a red state, I can't imagine how hard shit is for them"

Paging random.txt dept.

>friend in druid college
>nonbinary parent

Honey, I think they're making shit hard enough for themselves already for no good fucking reason.

I'm here to giggle, not political sperg. I'll just say never ever in my mind did I forsee a poisoning arc out of her. Insane "men need abortions too" troon ranting, yeah, but I once again underestimated her ability to interject her "expertise" into everything. I am infinitely glad she has next to zero interaction on her social media and that somehow the Twatters filter is on top of poisonous herbs.

 

[Law]

FAS isint cool like autism to these twitards

It isn't cool YET. After the fucking zoomers of Tik Tok decided Tourette's syndrome of all things was cool, anything is possible.

Hey Tik Tok! So, like, I have hemorrhoids!

 

[moorhen]

The thread quiets down for a few days and then here she is, trying to poison people.
You couldn't write a better next move. She's a one woman content farm.

 

[Vi0l3t]

This story has been going around and the lady looks somewhat like staph to me. Obviously not identical I dont know what it is but I keep thinking it lol.

 

[GHTD]

It isn't cool YET. After the fucking zoomers of Tik Tok decided Tourette's syndrome of all things was cool, anything is possible.

Hey Tik Tok! So, like, I have hemorrhoids!

Hey Tik Tok! I have an excess supply of Purell!

 

[Meowzers]

This story has been going around and the lady looks somewhat like staph to me. Obviously not identical I dont know what it is but I keep thinking it lol.
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this is probably what her bio parents look like tbh.

 

[Miss Misery]

this is probably what her bio parents look like tbh.

There's pics of her bio mom in the thread and it's not entirely far off.

 

[CiaphasCain]

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Watch out guys your legs will get doubly weak. Nothing makes me feel more confident than when the Twitter pharmacist doesn't proof read their own side effects list.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Dear god. I really wish I wasn't right about it being outright poison. And why would anyone even sell something like that? What kind of insane clown world is this

Oh sure they sell that shit but when I want some euthasol it's a "problem".

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I'd just like to point out this is the SECOND time that Stapphy could have potentially gotten someone poisoned, if they were enough of a sped to listen to her.

There was some point when she was big in her 'foraging' aka eating weeds from the vacant lot phase, where someone had been asking for help ID'ing some of their own forage and Stapphy gave them a totally incorrect 'yeah munch that weed' answer with her usual pretentious air of authority.
Took one of you lot about ten seconds to point out the plant was actually poisonous.

 

[RonRiot]

I'd just like to point out this is the SECOND time that Stapphy could have potentially gotten someone poisoned, if they were enough of a sped to listen to her.

There was some point when she was big in her 'foraging' aka eating weeds from the vacant lot phase, where someone had been asking for help ID'ing some of their own forage and Stapphy gave them a totally incorrect 'yeah munch that weed' answer with her usual pretentious air of authority.
Took one of you lot about ten seconds to point out the plant was actually poisonous.

Also the morning glory seeds she urged people to eat a few weeks back.

Kiwifarms, said Staphy, would you like a cup of tea?
Oh no, said Kiwifarms, you’ll poison me.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Also the morning glory seeds she urged people to eat a few weeks back.

You could kind of respect the grind, if Staph were doing this to herself. If she were chugging her own herbal concoctions in hopes of tripping out and meeting the Devil, or just posting a picture of her foraged weed haul before she made a salad, it'd be a hobby. We'd be vaguely concerned that she wasn't branching out into mushrooms, but at least she'd have her own skin in the game.

This is "herbal wisdom" from someone who isn't wise; foraging advice from someone who has to tell the entire Internet about the momentous occasions where she touched a tree or gardened in a prepared plot for an hour.

 

[Snack Cracker]

You could kind of respect the grind, if Staph were doing this to herself. If she were chugging her own herbal concoctions in hopes of tripping out and meeting the Devil, or just posting a picture of her foraged weed haul before she made a salad, it'd be a hobby. We'd be vaguely concerned that she wasn't branching out into mushrooms, but at least she'd have her own skin in the game.

This is "herbal wisdom" from someone who isn't wise; foraging advice from someone who has to tell the entire Internet about the momentous occasions where she touched a tree or gardened in a prepared plot for an hour.

I’ve known some….questionable foragers in the past but they definitely didn’t offer advice to anyone else other than “google it but I didn’t”.

Like you said, she’s completely inexperienced *and* is passing on bad information to others which is unacceptable and downright dangerous.

She spends all day online and has a TikTok, but can’t watch any of the incredibly knowledgeable and experienced foragers that post there, and it requires a shorter attention span than YouTube even.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

You could kind of respect the grind, if Staph were doing this to herself. If she were chugging her own herbal concoctions in hopes of tripping out and meeting the Devil, or just posting a picture of her foraged weed haul before she made a salad, it'd be a hobby. We'd be vaguely concerned that she wasn't branching out into mushrooms, but at least she'd have her own skin in the game.

This is "herbal wisdom" from someone who isn't wise; foraging advice from someone who has to tell the entire Internet about the momentous occasions where she touched a tree or gardened in a prepared plot for an hour.

Being a "druid/weed Shoenice" would at least be somewhat entertaining but I don't think she'd ever try any of the concoctions she's casually recommending other people drink.