DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
"I received a dollar fifty tip from King ' I have an idea for late stream or chill night streams why don't you angawngaw a new language there are programs you can download,videos and stuff ' If you haven't noticed I'm a...gamer, not someone sitting here trying to giowahngoianwg on stream, I have absolutely no idea why you think this would be something I would be interested in(he said this last thing while laughing), I would much rather sit, play games and have fun with my audience than learn a new language (he says this while having his hand over his face as if he was ashamed of being asked such a stupid question), I don't to go back to fucking school at 40 years old".

This shows how much of a intelectually stunted, disrespectul and lazy manchild Phil is: First he completely disrespect the tipper calling him stupid and saying that he has no idea why he thinks Phil would be interested in doing something as stupid as learning while he puts his hand over his face and laughs at the suggestion, then he implies that learning new stuff at 40 is stupid(apparently once you are an adult you stop learning and exist as a intellectually stunted blob until you die) and then he says that he would much rather play games and have fun!! Mind you that while saying this he is playing a game literally made for 6 year olds.

Yes Phil , why learn a language? That's stupid adults never learn new stuff, why learn new things when you could play Lego Star Wars, I Am Fish, Bugsnax and the new Teletubbies game? "I just wanna sit here, play games and have fun" is his cop-out for being a lazy retard.

 
"I received a dollar fifty tip from King ' I have an idea for late stream or chill night streams why don't you angawngaw a new language there are programs you can download,videos and stuff ' If you haven't noticed I'm a...gamer, not someone sitting here trying to giowahngoianwg on stream, I have absolutely no idea why you think this would be something I would be interested in(he said this last thing while laughing), I would much rather sit, play games and have fun with my audience than learn a new language (he says this while having his hand over his face as if he was ashamed of being asked such a stupid question), I don't to go back to fucking school at 40 years old".

This shows how much of a intelectually stunted, disrespectul and lazy manchild Phil is: First he completely disrespect the tipper calling him stupid and saying that he has no idea why he thinks Phil would be interested in doing something as stupid as learning while he puts his hand over his face and laughs at the suggestion, then he implies that learning new stuff at 40 is stupid(apparently once you are an adult you stop learning and exist as a intellectually stunted blob until you die) and then he says that he would much rather play games and have fun!! Mind you that while saying this he is playing a game literally made for 6 year olds.

Yes Phil , why learn a language? That's stupid adults never learn new stuff, why learn new things when you could play Lego Star Wars, I Am Fish, Bugsnax and the new Teletubbies game? "I just wanna sit here, play games and have fun" is his cop-out for being a lazy retard.

Phil thinking you should stop learning as an adult says everything about why he is the way he is. But his point is moot anyway, since he doesn't have fun playing games. He hates it. And he hates the people hanging out in his streams.
 
Kat probably quit her job from being depressed as fuck. Phil definitely doesn’t even know what’s going on with her because he is a big part of the problem.

Don’t think this is me feeling sorry for her either lol.
I think Phil may have convinced her to quit because his retardation/autism made him frustrated that she didn't have a consistent schedule. Phil is not only stupid but hasn't actually worked in about 15 years so he has no concept of what these jobs entail. Anyone who has worked retail can tell you that's just not how it works. Period. That's just my theory. But with his rant today it's clear that she isn't working.
 
Kat probably quit her job...
This was my immediate thought, as opposed to her being fired. Not because of depression though. She just sounds lazy, and seems to only be getting lazier and lazier.

With all the DoorDash and now she's even more of a homebody, she's well on her way to becoming a bed blob.
 
Rate me King Dent of the Dentheads in all of the Dentedlands, but what's up with his weird thought process and logic when it comes to Jasper? He keeps saying Jasper can't enter his office when Kat is home and points out that Jasper is actually outside his office door meowing to come in. If the cat isn't with Kat then why is it such a big deal if he opens the door for a few seconds to let Jasper in? His viewers would love it and he could use Jasper to rattle his tin cup even harder.

It's just so fucking bizarre to see a man sit there and go "I would like my cat to come in but he can't because my wife, who is doing nothing with the cat, is home." and just expect that to make sense to people. It's the equivalent to complaining that your shirt has a stain on it and then telling people who tell you to change shirts you can't because you're already wearing a shirt.
 
"I received a dollar fifty tip from King ' I have an idea for late stream or chill night streams why don't you angawngaw a new language there are programs you can download,videos and stuff ' If you haven't noticed I'm a...gamer, not someone sitting here trying to giowahngoianwg on stream, I have absolutely no idea why you think this would be something I would be interested in(he said this last thing while laughing), I would much rather sit, play games and have fun with my audience than learn a new language (he says this while having his hand over his face as if he was ashamed of being asked such a stupid question), I don't to go back to fucking school at 40 years old".

This shows how much of a intelectually stunted, disrespectul and lazy manchild Phil is: First he completely disrespect the tipper calling him stupid and saying that he has no idea why he thinks Phil would be interested in doing something as stupid as learning while he puts his hand over his face and laughs at the suggestion, then he implies that learning new stuff at 40 is stupid(apparently once you are an adult you stop learning and exist as a intellectually stunted blob until you die) and then he says that he would much rather play games and have fun!! Mind you that while saying this he is playing a game literally made for 6 year olds.

Yes Phil , why learn a language? That's stupid adults never learn new stuff, why learn new things when you could play Lego Star Wars, I Am Fish, Bugsnax and the new Teletubbies game? "I just wanna sit here, play games and have fun" is his cop-out for being a lazy retard.

Interesting...

Anybody who follows Leanna on Instagram will have seen her infrequent updates on how she's learning a new language.

They truly are on opposite paths in life lol.
 
Rate me King Dent of the Dentheads in all of the Dentedlands, but what's up with his weird thought process and logic when it comes to Jasper? He keeps saying Jasper can't enter his office when Kat is home and points out that Jasper is actually outside his office door meowing to come in. If the cat isn't with Kat then why is it such a big deal if he opens the door for a few seconds to let Jasper in? His viewers would love it and he could use Jasper to rattle his tin cup even harder.

It's just so fucking bizarre to see a man sit there and go "I would like my cat to come in but he can't because my wife, who is doing nothing with the cat, is home." and just expect that to make sense to people. It's the equivalent to complaining that your shirt has a stain on it and then telling people who tell you to change shirts you can't because you're already wearing a shirt.
My lore could be incorrect but I presumed its due to the fact that she doesn't want anything to do with Phil or his streams while they are going on. She doesn't want to see him, hear him, or possibly come into the shot at any point (though I don't understand how the fuck is that possible with his camera).
 
Rate me King Dent of the Dentheads in all of the Dentedlands, but what's up with his weird thought process and logic when it comes to Jasper? He keeps saying Jasper can't enter his office when Kat is home and points out that Jasper is actually outside his office door meowing to come in. If the cat isn't with Kat then why is it such a big deal if he opens the door for a few seconds to let Jasper in? His viewers would love it and he could use Jasper to rattle his tin cup even harder.

It's just so fucking bizarre to see a man sit there and go "I would like my cat to come in but he can't because my wife, who is doing nothing with the cat, is home." and just expect that to make sense to people. It's the equivalent to complaining that your shirt has a stain on it and then telling people who tell you to change shirts you can't because you're already wearing a shirt.
The court must have decided that unsupervised child visitations were not allowed.
 
Rate me King Dent of the Dentheads in all of the Dentedlands, but what's up with his weird thought process and logic when it comes to Jasper? He keeps saying Jasper can't enter his office when Kat is home and points out that Jasper is actually outside his office door meowing to come in. If the cat isn't with Kat then why is it such a big deal if he opens the door for a few seconds to let Jasper in? His viewers would love it and he could use Jasper to rattle his tin cup even harder.

It's just so fucking bizarre to see a man sit there and go "I would like my cat to come in but he can't because my wife, who is doing nothing with the cat, is home." and just expect that to make sense to people. It's the equivalent to complaining that your shirt has a stain on it and then telling people who tell you to change shirts you can't because you're already wearing a shirt.

The easiest solution to end the speculation about Kat and his cat's wherabouts would have been to just let Jasper in to chill in his office. Instead his solution is to say 'ya my wife isn't working anymore shut the fuck up'
 
This was my immediate thought, as opposed to her being fired. Not because of depression though. She just sounds lazy, and seems to only be getting lazier and lazier.

With all the DoorDash and now she's even more of a homebody, she's well on her way to becoming a bed blob.
I could imagine anyone being around phill for more than a few years might start to lose any sense of drive and effort they have in life.

Imagine working 30 hours a week to see your fat dumb fuck husband sit on his ass and not do any fucking housework while bitching about working hard on his streams.

I'm just surprised she hasn't murdered him in his sleep.
 
"Why no one's talking? There are 350 people here and no one's talking..."
"Isn't that weird? It says that we have 350 people here, but no one talking in chat... It doesn't make sense, right?"

Phil doesn't read KF, btw.

Edit: After a few minutes of saying that, he lost 140 viewers.
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Edit2: now he lost 160.
He went from 350 to 190. No buffering, it just plummeted.
Heh. Hi Phil. You better light a fire under OIC's ass. Come on, we all know his typing speed is fast-ish. Let's see him LARP a conversation between twenty people, try to justify the obvious botting. More issues that will arise shortly:

- Try to justify 400+ memberships with a dead channel with 160-300 viewers who don't even chat.

- The rewards system is simply not good enough to entice anyone. Get to chat without slow mode where nobody chats in the first place. And that's it. No members only content, no members play sessions, nothing. Just no slow mode on a tumbleweed chat.

- While the whales can provide like spamming, I doubt they can provide an active chat. That shit takes actual time and effort, more so than setting up a few scripts to auto-like every stream you put up. They could spam with chatbots, but I doubt it'd work very well.

- Some dents might feel they're not getting enough attention. God knows people like Anony legitimately enjoyed DSP chat, for some reason. I suppose being a degenerate helps, but even Derich's gonna move on to dentier pastures at this pace.
What I will say is thus and beat a dead horse: bots don't help your channel grow if your not actually entertaining and engaging in chat. So if Phil or a pay pig are botting they are wasting their time and money.
Hit the nail on the head there. Bots will help you get discovered if you can hold an audience. They can be a good move in many cases. For Phil, master supreme of the Bugsnax and first ragequitter of fucking Kirby, they're simply not gonna do much. Like many people pointed out a million years ago, I think the first or one of the first to word it like this was Actually, Phil vets his audience in the same way that 419 Nigeran Prince scams do. His opener is extraordinarily dumb, so anyone smart enough to not fall for it has already dipped, leaving only the dentiest of the dentheads.

Problem is, he needs a modicum of success to attract and hold dentheads and whales. But ever since Yakuza LAD broke him, he hasn't played anything challenging at all, ragequitting at the first sign of trouble. That, coupled with his new stalling approach has made him unbearable to watch, which translates to his newly acquired almost total irrelevance.

I think this bears repeating: If OIC wanted to utterly fuck Phil over and completely destroy his career from the start, his plan, while boring as hell, was actually incredibly well put together. Phil's been getting comfy with just having his top whales bankroll his lifestyle, and he's not branching out to anything that could potentially report any profits in the short term should one or all of his whales flee the pigpen. He only plays easy shit, ragequits at the first sign of trouble, and stalls to punish restreamers and TIHYDP. He does all of his begging mask off now. He still blantantly breaks his promises to this very day, like reacting to his own Down The Rabbit Hole, haha just kidding I'll do Wingo's.

The bots could very well contribute to that, not necessarily orchestrated by OIC himself, but by a well intentioned whale or dent who doesn't realize he's actually helping Phil delude himself into thinking he's a success rather than scramble to face the crisis and course correct while there's still time. Maybe put fighting games back on the menu. But after a year and a half of taking nothing but the easy way out, I doubt Phil has it in him any more. He'd probably rather fade into complete obscurity and try to go on welfare than have to put down his walksims and kid games and get his ass beat in a real videogame.
 
Rate me King Dent of the Dentheads in all of the Dentedlands, but what's up with his weird thought process and logic when it comes to Jasper? He keeps saying Jasper can't enter his office when Kat is home and points out that Jasper is actually outside his office door meowing to come in. If the cat isn't with Kat then why is it such a big deal if he opens the door for a few seconds to let Jasper in? His viewers would love it and he could use Jasper to rattle his tin cup even harder.

It's just so fucking bizarre to see a man sit there and go "I would like my cat to come in but he can't because my wife, who is doing nothing with the cat, is home." and just expect that to make sense to people. It's the equivalent to complaining that your shirt has a stain on it and then telling people who tell you to change shirts you can't because you're already wearing a shirt.
He's addressed this in the past and it's as pathetic as you'd expect; when Kat is home he can't let Jasper in his office because Jasper is hyperactive and will want to go back out pretty quickly.

So... he'll have to get up and let him out mid-stream. Too much work dood!
 
Rate me King Dent of the Dentheads in all of the Dentedlands, but what's up with his weird thought process and logic when it comes to Jasper? He keeps saying Jasper can't enter his office when Kat is home and points out that Jasper is actually outside his office door meowing to come in. If the cat isn't with Kat then why is it such a big deal if he opens the door for a few seconds to let Jasper in? His viewers would love it and he could use Jasper to rattle his tin cup even harder.

It's just so fucking bizarre to see a man sit there and go "I would like my cat to come in but he can't because my wife, who is doing nothing with the cat, is home." and just expect that to make sense to people. It's the equivalent to complaining that your shirt has a stain on it and then telling people who tell you to change shirts you can't because you're already wearing a shirt.
Easy because Piggy hasn't thought up a way to monetize letting Jasper in while live yet.
 
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