Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

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  • Never.

    Votes: 826 20.1%
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It amazes me how bad they sucked at Mario Maker. I know cosmo said they never really played 2d mario much, but its really not tough to do a wall jump for anyone who is vaguely familiar with gaming. The game gives ample time to do it. Unlike frame perfect shit they had previously done in Zelda etc.
It sounds odd but it's a different skillset. There they were expected to react quickly to a completely new situation, whereas speedrunning (outside of searching for new tactics) is based around perfecting the execution of a completely known and understood system.
 
I know cosmo said they never really played 2d mario much, but its really not tough to do a wall jump for anyone who is vaguely familiar with gaming.
Wasn't that about when Super Meat Boy was still big? It heavily features wall jumping.
There they were expected to react quickly to a completely new situation, whereas speedrunning (outside of searching for new tactics) is based around perfecting the execution of a completely known and understood system.
He is incredibly autistic, just barely above the banging his head against a wall stage, and actually, hasn't he done that in reality? Anyway he can't adapt to anything unexpected because he's that autistic, hence his success at speedrunning and his failure at problem-solving.

The drugs have also really fried him. There are people who really shouldn't do psychedelics and he's one of them.
 
That's something Cosmo said. There is no proof scylla is Siglemic and I wouldn't be surprised if it was a schizo delusion.
nothing changed then: he's still obsessed about siglemic, and siglemic still avoids cosmo because of it
you know, cosmo doesn't talk about siglemic like at all, which is weird: you'd think he'd do it because he shares so much stuff about himself. maybe he's really embarrased about it, but i'd like to know more.
 
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He is streaming again, lightning returns, no cam no chat no mic, 3 viewers, guess is not over yet
I also went and just asked that scylla spheremirror twitter guy if he was the siglemic and he said no, but could be lying, dunno
He's 12 hours into the stream right now and for the vast, vast, vast majority of it he's in menus paused doing nothing. I'm guessing he is sleeping and/or just getting high in the background like he used to do.
 
He is streaming again, lightning returns, no cam no chat no mic, 3 viewers, guess is not over yet
I also went and just asked that scylla spheremirror twitter guy if he was the siglemic and he said no, but could be lying, dunno
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The account has the same age and birthday as him, at least.
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According to Siglemic's smashboards account, he lived close enough to Portland to go to Melee tournaments there, and the Scylla account also posted about Melee.

Some other stuff:

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So Scylla and Siglemic are both 30, bday of March 16 or 17, live on the west coast/near Portland, and play Melee and Runescape. The Scylla account also posts about crypto and some pseudo-intellectual word salad like Cosmo does. I think it's likely that it is Siglemic and he just doesn't want to be found. Cosmo's been mentioning him publicly for awhile and as schizo as Cosmo is, it doesn't really make sense to lie about that publicly when someone who knows Siglemic/Siglemic himself could just call him out.

https://cosmowright.tumblr.com/ Also found an old tumblr of Cosmo's while I was looking for this stuff but it's just speedrun pics.
 

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Here is cosmo saying scylla is siglemic. I wonder if this is the nature of the $10k 'catfish'. He moved closer to scylla but might have been deluded about his identity.
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According to Siglemic's smashboards account, he lived close enough to Portland to go to Melee tournaments there, and the Scylla account also posted about Melee.

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So Scylla and Siglemic are both 30, bday of March 16 or 17, live on the west coast/near Portland, and play Melee and Runescape. The Scylla account also posts about crypto and some pseudo-intellectual word salad like Cosmo does. I think it's likely that it is Siglemic and he just doesn't want to be found. Cosmo's been mentioning him publicly for awhile and as schizo as Cosmo is, it doesn't really make sense to lie about that publicly when someone who knows Siglemic/Siglemic himself could just call him out.

https://cosmowright.tumblr.com/ Also found an old tumblr of Cosmo's while I was looking for this stuff but it's just speedrun pics.
yeah, it goes with what i believe about this whole thing:

back when i started following NARCISSA (not COSMO) at the beginning of 2017 at r/samandtolki, people shared some info about siglemic because cosmo and him were good friends years back and they were prolly trying to get something from him about "narcissa".

i doubt people there (r/samandtolki) knew that cosmo had a big crush on siglemic until that day he talked about him and how that derailed their friendship.

but at some point siglemic quit the internet altogether, maybe because of cosmo-- i'm speculating there. the thing is, i doubt he'll care about anything at this point, not streaming or people following or w/e. i doubt he's creating a new persona to start something like he did with the name "siglemic". i'd doubt w/e stuff this "scylla" person is saying regarding cosmo/narcissa. i'd be more inclined to believe narci on this one because he didn't really let go of siglemic, because he became "obsessed" with him (i think he admitted that...?). days ago someone posted that narci got butthurt about this person blocking him.

anyways, i'd think it'll be amusing to listen narci talk about siglemic

also, at some point people thought siglemic was transitioning

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This scylla person is transitioning. Here they mention electrolysis: the process of removing hair that troons do.
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Earlier they had mentioned something like 'the trouble with transitioning is...' but have since deleted the tweet, so you'll have to take my word for it.
Also dgirl called the person Cosmo is stalking "she".
 
The drugs have also really fried him. There are people who really shouldn't do psychedelics and he's one of them.

I tried to introduce DXM as a less harmful alternative to research chemicals but you can guess how that turned out.

Cosmo's former friend and now arch nemesis CXMU bought Cosmo some "stuff he needed". If Cosmo was really a crypto wizard he wouldn't need that.

Such as a box of 100 paperclips.

The humidifier was called a "mister" if that gives you any indication on how clueless someone can be in regards to house hold items.

This scylla person is transitioning. Here they mention electrolysis: the process of removing hair that troons do.
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Earlier they had mentioned something like 'the trouble with transitioning is...' but have since deleted the tweet, so you'll have to take my word for it.
Also dgirl called the person Cosmo is stalking "she".

what could possibly go wrong when combining autism and DIY-anything
 
I just wrote an entire fucking post about Narcissa's window, the lack of air circulation, how the items I sent were incredibly cheap but kept advising them to purchase one of the somewhat pricey window fan units I own but despite having one billion dollars in monkey jpegs it was constantly disregarded because "i dont know how to open the window".

It is now gone because Null is apparently better suited at programming BYOND than javascript.

The point is the shit I sent was cheap, the Lithium was $10, but I am not going to buy them a $80 window fan let alone a $600 phone.

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In this now deceased post I highlighted the merits of these low-profile squirrel cage units; how they able to be combined with air conditioner units to save serious dollars,
their electronic reversibility to exhaust humidity, the importance of air circulation, and various trivia about the two different models that I own.

Instead I will share a shitty picture of one of them, installed with an air conditioner, and Amazon links:

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I just wrote an entire fucking post about Narcissa's window, the lack of air circulation, how the items I sent were incredibly cheap but kept advising them to purchase one of the somewhat pricey window fan units I own but despite having one billion dollars in monkey jpegs it was constantly disregarded because "i dont know how to open the window".

It is now gone because Null is apparently better suited at programming BYOND than javascript.

The point is the shit I sent was cheap, the Lithium was $10, but I am not going to buy them a $80 window fan let alone a $600 phone.

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In this now deceased post I highlighted the merits of these low-profile squirrel cage units; how they able to be combined with air conditioner units to save serious dollars,
their electronic reversibility to exhaust humidity, the importance of air circulation, and various trivia about the two different models that I own.

Instead I will share a shitty picture of one of them, installed with an air conditioner, and Amazon links:

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Wait wait wait...Cosmo, of ALL people in the world, chooses to call someone ELSE a cuck? Oh boy his brain is just starting to deteriorate faster and faster.
 
The drugs have also really fried him. There are people who really shouldn't do psychedelics and he's one of them.
I think I recall saying this with Tom Tooter, but there's a bizarre phenomenon I've noticed across people and cows that the more susceptible a person is to the negative psychological effects of psychedelics, the more likely they are to do them habitually. The lions share of users don't obsessively stuff these kinds of drugs in their face because they usually have fairly unpleasant side effects (muscle tension, nausea, sleeplessness, etc in the case of psychedelics), but there's something about nutjobs that makes them want to.

Then again that seems to apply to alcohol too. Basically if someone finds a drug especially intoxicating, they should most likely avoid it.

I just wrote an entire fucking post about Narcissa's window, the lack of air circulation, how the items I sent were incredibly cheap but kept advising them to purchase one of the somewhat pricey window fan units I own but despite having one billion dollars in monkey jpegs it was constantly disregarded because "i dont know how to open the window".

It is now gone because Null is apparently better suited at programming BYOND than javascript.

The point is the shit I sent was cheap, the Lithium was $10, but I am not going to buy them a $80 window fan let alone a $600 phone.

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In this now deceased post I highlighted the merits of these low-profile squirrel cage units; how they able to be combined with air conditioner units to save serious dollars,
their electronic reversibility to exhaust humidity, the importance of air circulation, and various trivia about the two different models that I own.

Instead I will share a shitty picture of one of them, installed with an air conditioner, and Amazon links:

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Thank you, Null, for providing a text editing experience on par with Reddit.
At some point in the modern day you have to look at guys like Cosmo and realize you're hurting them by trying to coddle them.

There is endless amount of information available of all kinds for free. Just by wording your searches right you have access to clinical studies that have fucking abstracts written that will even sum everything up for you in a convenient little blurb (you can't always trust those 100%, but most times they're fine). There are youtube videos that will teach you the kind of material that would only be taught in high level STEM courses, or the workshops of master level craftsmen, that you get for free. Fuck, if you're really desperate look up a local business related to whatever your problem is on google, call them up on off hours and say "Hello I'm an idiot and I have a problem and no idea where to even start could you please help?" and most times people on the other end will because people like helping people if they can.

But that's the key ingredient, someone has to take the first step and demonstrate a willingness to help themselves,. For dudes like Cosmo it's the fact they feel like they aren't allowed to fail and suffer real consequences that has made them how they are and created this obsession with controlling the few shallow aspects of their being that they can.
He needs to be allowed to sink or swim and decide for himself if it's worth it. If he decides not to be a person, then he dies, and he's probably better off that way.
 
Spending the money on a box of paperclips for Cosmo is already enough money spent on them. They way they have talked shit to people , flat out ignored donations and never thanked people and blown what donations they had on drugs is reason enough to not bother. Unless you're willing to pay out for a full on complete brain transplant to give them a working brain that isn't twisted and evil, you should save your money.
 
Spending the money on a box of paperclips for Cosmo is already enough money spent on them. They way they have talked shit to people , flat out ignored donations and never thanked people and blown what donations they had on drugs is reason enough to not bother. Unless you're willing to pay out for a full on complete brain transplant to give them a working brain that isn't twisted and evil, you should save your money.
This is 100% spot on, and just to give folks who don't follow Cosmo very closely an example, listen to this. So, a few months before the "moving back in with the parents, quitting social media/going silent" story arc, Cosmo was having some of his most depraved streams ever. He was demanding money whilst high on drugs and reacting very aggressively to anyone offering solid advice (get a job, etc.). A lot of donations came in from various folks/lurkers due to the "urgent" nature of his pleas; he even would keep a count of his bank account balance up on the stream.

Well, turns out, Cosmo is even dumber than we all thought. He had never withdrawn any Patreon money and had between $7-8k sitting in his account. He withdrew it all and began to immediately show off frivolous purchases. We are talking doordash everyday, lots and lots and LOTS of drugs (especially shrooms), and some extremely risky crypto positions. In short he blew threw this money very quickly and had to move back with his parents anyway. But the way he openly squandered it and the donated funds in front of his followers, including several who were like "I'll donate what I can when I get paid", is despicable. Did Cosmo refund any of them? Of course not.
 
I think I recall saying this with Tom Tooter, but there's a bizarre phenomenon I've noticed across people and cows that the more susceptible a person is to the negative psychological effects of psychedelics, the more likely they are to do them habitually. The lions share of users don't obsessively stuff these kinds of drugs in their face because they usually have fairly unpleasant side effects (muscle tension, nausea, sleeplessness, etc in the case of psychedelics), but there's something about nutjobs that makes them want to.

Then again that seems to apply to alcohol too. Basically if someone finds a drug especially intoxicating, they should most likely avoid it.


At some point in the modern day you have to look at guys like Cosmo and realize you're hurting them by trying to coddle them.

There is endless amount of information available of all kinds for free. Just by wording your searches right you have access to clinical studies that have fucking abstracts written that will even sum everything up for you in a convenient little blurb (you can't always trust those 100%, but most times they're fine). There are youtube videos that will teach you the kind of material that would only be taught in high level STEM courses, or the workshops of master level craftsmen, that you get for free. Fuck, if you're really desperate look up a local business related to whatever your problem is on google, call them up on off hours and say "Hello I'm an idiot and I have a problem and no idea where to even start could you please help?" and most times people on the other end will because people like helping people if they can.

But that's the key ingredient, someone has to take the first step and demonstrate a willingness to help themselves,. For dudes like Cosmo it's the fact they feel like they aren't allowed to fail and suffer real consequences that has made them how they are and created this obsession with controlling the few shallow aspects of their being that they can.
He needs to be allowed to sink or swim and decide for himself if it's worth it. If he decides not to be a person, then he dies, and he's probably better off that way.
when try to contect him. . youtuve no comment.twitter nothingl did she leave everyone for comment==?
 
He must be doing another one of his experiments with "non-content" or something. The best I can tell, he's been streaming live for 3 straight days, though most of that time he is again in menus and/or otherwise not moving/doing anything, so he's not actively playing. No chat, no interaction, no comments and no facecam.

 
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This scylla person is transitioning. Here they mention electrolysis: the process of removing hair that troons do.
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Earlier they had mentioned something like 'the trouble with transitioning is...' but have since deleted the tweet, so you'll have to take my word for it.
Also dgirl called the person Cosmo is stalking "she".
Some people just really hate having body hair. But yea, 99.99% troon chance.
Especially if you have a fridge full of just Soylent.
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Just thought I'd point out that Soylent comes with a wrapper and that every bottle here has had its wrapper removed before being put in the fridge.
 
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