The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Norman B. Normal]

More house work: [A]

Ooh, individual rape sheds! Nice!

 

[Prolego]

So rather than paint that wooden picket fence that surrounded the house, they've just ripped it down. A bit of early maintenance might have been cheaper, but troons will be troons. I love the way they haven't even bothered to clear away the dung heap before putting up the new fence over the top of it. At least they're finally cleaning things up a bit. I can see at least one of the broken fridges has been dragged out from under the house, and the flea-ridden outside sofa is gone too.

Elsewhere, J. Bean has been preparing for the feds visit by cleaning his gun.

https://twitter.com/josiebean42/status/1520189546788364289

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https://twitter.com/josiebean42/status/1520202091976957954

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Interestingly, he seems to have moved inside the house proper. It looks like he's in that bedroom under the dome which used to be occupied by Fat Paul and Sky. Sky's not in any of the photos either, although he is retweeting the Tranch.

Spoiler: For the gun nerds

And Phil has tweeted another of those photos that you just look at and wonder why. It's like taking a selfie of yourself holding a bloody knife next to a dead body.

https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1520893718957486080

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Spoiler: Animals eating rocks

Who could seriously look at those animals grazing on bare mud and argue that they are not being mistreated.

 

[AssignedEva]

So rather than paint that wooden picket fence that surrounded the house, they've just ripped it down. A bit of early maintenance might have been cheaper, but troons will be troons. I love the way they haven't even bothered to clear away the dung heap before putting up the new fence over the top of it. At least they're finally cleaning things up a bit. I can see at least one of the broken fridges has been dragged out from under the house, and the flea-ridden outside sofa is gone too.

Elsewhere, J. Bean has been preparing for the feds visit by cleaning his gun.

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https://twitter.com/josiebean42/status/1520189546788364289

https://twitter.com/josiebean42/status/1520193298819805184

https://twitter.com/josiebean42/status/1520202091976957954

🌵🌱🏴🍄anarchojbean🍄🏴🌱🌵 on Twitter: "Time to clean https://t.co/…

archived 4 May 2022 21:00:42 UTC

archive.ph

Interestingly, he seems to have moved inside the house proper. It looks like he's in that bedroom under the dome which used to be occupied by Fat Paul and Sky. Sky's not in any of the photos either, although he is retweeting the Tranch.

Spoiler: For the gun nerds

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And Phil has tweeted another of those photos that you just look at and wonder why. It's like taking a selfie of yourself holding a bloody knife next to a dead body.

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https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1520893718957486080

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch on Twitter: "💜💜💜 https://t.co/u8HxZLuu3f" …

archived 4 May 2022 21:03:53 UTC

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Spoiler: Animals eating rocks

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Who could seriously look at those animals grazing on bare mud and argue that they are not being mistreated.

Jarrod, get out of there! You can still walk away as an intact male, if you stay in the house you'll end up taking the oestrogen injections, castrating yourself and either fully succumbing to your schizo tendencies or reaching 41%! At least when you were a glorified field serf in your RV, you were mostly left alone to fail at permaculture and go on mountain hikes.

 

[AGPinochet]

Elsewhere, J. Bean has been preparing for the feds visit by cleaning his gun.

There is no way that Jarrod re-zeroed that LPVO (Low Power Variable Optic, a variable magnification optic with a minimum of 1x magnification that paired with a first focal plane/FFP* reticle acts as a red dot with a maximum magnification of up to 10x) after removing it from the upper so if he shoots it again before re-zeroing it his rounds will not go where he wants them to. I cannot make out the brand/model of the LPVO but it has Vortex Optics scope caps and I believe those are sold generically. Unless Jarrod is left handed (is he?) that janky light set up (all the cool/modern guys use direct mounts instead of installing a pic rail on to an M-lok/Keymod rail and then attaching an adapter to the aforementioned pic rail) is retarded because he will have to break his support hand grip to activate that chinesium light. He could fix that by upgrading to at least a Streamlight HLX and using it with a tape switch if he wanted to keep the right side mounting.

*First Focal Plane means that when increasing magnification on a variable magnification optic the reticle will get correspondingly larger the higher the magnification and smaller the lower. This is compared to Second Focal Plane where as magnification increases the reticle stays the same size.

Edit: The LPVO is mounted in an American Defense Manufacturing scope mount, not bad.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

There is no way that Jarrod re-zeroed that LPVO (Low Power Variable Optic, a variable magnification optic with a minimum of 1x magnification that paired with a first focal plane/FFP* reticle acts as a red dot with a maximum magnification of up to 10x) after removing it from the upper so if he shoots it again before re-zeroing it his rounds will not go where he wants them to. I cannot make out the brand/model of the LPVO but it has Vortex Optics scope caps and I believe those are sold generically. Unless Jarrod is left handed (is he?) that janky light set up (all the cool/modern guys use direct mounts instead of installing a pic rail on to an M-lok/Keymod rail and then attaching an adapter to the aforementioned pic rail) is retarded because he will have to break his support hand grip to activate that chinesium light. He could fix that by upgrading to at least a Streamlight HLX and using it with a tape switch if he wanted to keep the right side mounting.

*First Focal Plane means that when increasing magnification on a variable magnification optic the reticle will get correspondingly larger the higher the magnification and smaller the lower. This is compared to Second Focal Plane where as magnification increases the reticle stays the same size.

Edit: The LPVO is mounted in an American Defense Manufacturing scope mount, not bad.

He should have just bought a WWSD, the only rifle made for trannies and faggots. I'm sure Phagan will give him a tranny discount if he tells him he lives on the Tranch.

 

[Coccxys]

So not even an attempt at making the wood over the doors line up then...

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

So not even an attempt at making the wood over the doors line up then...

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"FINISHING WORK"

LOL

 

[Peru oso donas]

Somebody figure out what they’re trying to do now [A]

"The ranch will provide what it can" nigger you don't own anything except shitty power tools you bought up in a manic frenzy with money you grifted for the Lakota. Your retarded fat boyfriend has to beg online for MEDICAL BILLS to buy literal children's toys and trading cards. Your scorned business partner claims you had $9 in your business account. All the "work" you do off ranch is done with endentured tranny labor that may pack up and leave tomorrow. You cant even provide safe shelter when literally every female that steps foot on the property ends up going scorched earth and vagueposting about you. You raised over $100,000 last year on lies but blew it all on guns you don't use, a tractor you don't own, and Costco burrito ingredients and processed microwave foods. You gave away all your shitty rope wool for tax write offs. What help could you, a man with a dick and no balls, provide to women?

I believe that by "support and supplies" they mean dumping off the Alpacas to someone else so they can GTFO into the sunset.

 

[kaien]

Slob Vila

I just wanted to say that if nobody else in the thread is old enough to appreciate the joke here, at least I am. Thank you.

Also, I can't see a rusting cast iron pan in any of those photos of their moonscape yard, but I feel like it's there in spirit.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Is that emo Neptune chick still gone?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

So rather than paint that wooden picket fence that surrounded the house, they've just ripped it down. A bit of early maintenance might have been cheaper, but troons will be troons. I love the way they haven't even bothered to clear away the dung heap before putting up the new fence over the top of it. At least they're finally cleaning things up a bit. I can see at least one of the broken fridges has been dragged out from under the house, and the flea-ridden outside sofa is gone too.

That they're cleaning up might be a sign that they're about to bolt? As in trying to clean it up a bit to look semi-respectable for potential buyers.

 

[AGPinochet]

As in trying to clean it up a bit to look semi-respectable for potential buyers.

Not happening. Paul is the official owner of the Tranch (well his mother technically but whatever) so unless the Tranchers can dupe some flush with cash retards into "buying" the Tranch they're not getting anything out of it.

 

[Oxyjen]

Not happening. Paul is the official owner of the Tranch (well his mother technically but whatever) so unless the Tranchers can dupe some flush with cash retards into "buying" the Tranch they're not getting anything out of it.

That they're cleaning up might be a sign that they're about to bolt? As in trying to clean it up a bit to look semi-respectable for potential buyers.

Something is going on though. Penny might have decided to hit the road and is voluntarily tidying up.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It's not just that they've turned the tranch into a barren wasteland, it's that they've also turned it into a fucking white trash paradise with their huge pile of shit that they can't be arsed to take to the landfill.

Look at this mountain of rubbish (apologies if I'm mistaken and the refuse heap is actually intended as charitable contributions to the Lakota):

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Theme song: In the Ghetto

Wait, when did they move the Tranch to the moon? Don't they know Canada has claimed it?

 

[Coccxys]

Has Paul's mum issued them papers and told them to get the fuck out but leave it in a nonshit state? Is the house they're "fixing" secretly being done up for them to go live in since it's owned by a friend (would explain why anyone is fine with that shit job)?

 

[Bob_]

Holy shit, so many thunks have been provoked by the recent cleanup.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Has Paul's mum issued them papers and told them to get the fuck out but leave it in a nonshit state? Is the house they're "fixing" secretly being done up for them to go live in since it's owned by a friend (would explain why anyone is fine with that shit job)?

Pablo "Mantits" Mandozer fucking hates his mother even more than his kiddie diddler father and voiced the sentiment several times on twatter, so I don't think he'd just ask her to evict Tran Ranch. He might have issued them papers himself.

 

[Coccxys]

Pablo "Mantits" Mandozer fucking hates his mother even more than his kiddie diddler father and voiced the sentiment several times on twatter, so I don't think he'd just ask her to evict Tran Ranch. He might have issued them papers himself.

Or mum's been watching the whole trainwreck of dwindling money, failed marriages and extra crazy BPDs and has realised its evict the lot or lose her retirement savings. That or Sky (as part owner) has decided to fuck them up for the zero support then casting him out when bonner got cluster B whipped.

 

[Oxyjen]

Or mum's been watching the whole trainwreck of dwindling money, failed marriages and extra crazy BPDs and has realised its evict the lot or lose her retirement savings.

Hi Mrs Mendoza!

That or Sky (as part owner) has decided to fuck them up for the zero support then casting him out when bonner got cluster B whipped.

I’m not sure about that one. Sky still retweets everything the tranch does so it doesn’t feel like he’s actively going to burn them.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I’m not sure about that one. Sky still retweets everything the tranch does so it doesn’t feel like he’s actively going to burn them.

Might be a cover-up. Hey @The Elusive Earl did you happen to recruit Sky in your right wing anti-Tran Ranch militia?