Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Mr Moonface]

Jesus Christ. Last 20 pages of this thread were just autism.

so to recap:

>Fat made fake bomb threat.
>Everyone including the FBI knows it's fake.
>Other poster proved it was fake through police and emergency call logs.
>Boomia take the opportunity to troll, and make everyone fucking panic.
>Boomia comes here and commits the crime of faggotry.
>Boomia gets the hammer from Farm(?)
>Oh hey, 600 pages!
>Pat is still a fat faggot that can't lie to save his own life.


Am I missing anything?

Just that Pat tweeted out that he's 100% heterosexual:

Also there's apparently a pretty big reveal planned on @SomervilleDan's podcast this Friday night.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

I'm guessing more or less because they openly gayop, and it goes against KF culture. They have one main cow. There are so many here, that if it was allowed, the lol suits would be endless.

They have a few cows, Pat’s just the flavor of the moment because he’s *currently* the most entertaining with his Twitterstorms and lolsuits.

Trust me, if he ever stops delivering it’s back to the Groomia brothers and the rest of the retards that had anything to do with O&A.

When they find out how much cow potential Opie has in his current manic state things should be pretty interesting.

 

[Jewish Porn Hoe]

Saw this randomly on the birdsite, weird German/English lang accounts without engagement repeating Fatricks epic argument.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

Fuck this spergery. I'm throwing it in a 4 LOW and encourage you to do it aswell.

Let's say something nice for Rick for a change.

Patrick is definitely not fat and drives a very nice GREEN Mustang, which totally isn't a hairdresser wet dream.

 

[KingOfGains]

Just that Pat tweeted out that he's 100% heterosexual:

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Also there's apparently a pretty big reveal planned on @SomervilleDan's podcast this Friday night.

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Pat is 1000% bisexual. If not 100% gay and in denial.

Looking forward to the stream though.

 

[Next Task]

I’d rather read more about this than the sperging from a doofus who doxed their kid and gave Quasi a headache.

Edit: 600 woo

There's a video of Madison Cawthorn, paraplegic Republican. They keep claiming it shows him being sexual with another man, who it turns out is his cousin. This is a huge gotcha, according to the lefties.

Except that's not what the video shows. What I think it shows, after watching it, is him pranking his cousin by waking him up by jumping on him, naked, while yelling. It's not about sex, it's just dumb frat bro behaviour. Which makes it instead an extremely obvious smear job, while letting more than a few SJW types like Pat here slip into homophobia in their attempts to dunk on the guy.

Tl;dr: Pat's projecting, because his ideas of being masculine are all external, while a lot of actual masculine social dynamics involve being silly, goofy, and intentionally stupid, three things Pat can never allow himself to be.

 

[Melissa Sanchez]

Just that Pat tweeted out that he's 100% heterosexual:

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Also there's apparently a pretty big reveal planned on @SomervilleDan's podcast this Friday night.

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I'm not a big fan of these "wait for the podcast to reveal" things because for some people they get mega hyped and feel slightly disappointed at an otherwise amazing reveal. At least it's only a day and a half. That said as someone who knows what the reveal is, it is extremely funny and will be used to tease Patrick for years to come.

 

[Ophelia]

There's a video of Madison Cawthorn, paraplegic Republican. They keep claiming it shows him being sexual with another man, who it turns out is his cousin. This is a huge gotcha, according to the lefties.

Except that's not what the video shows. What I think it shows, after watching it, is him pranking his cousin by waking him up by jumping on him, naked, while yelling. It's not about sex, it's just dumb frat bro behaviour. Which makes it instead an extremely obvious smear job, while letting more than a few SJW types like Pat here slip into homophobia in their attempts to dunk on the guy.

Tl;dr: Pat's projecting, because his ideas of being masculine are all external, while a lot of actual masculine social dynamics involve being silly, goofy, and intentionally stupid, three things Pat can never allow himself to be.

This just in, Patrick Tomlinson is an ableist who hates paraplegics. How fat of him.

 

[John_Smith]

Ay, yay yay yay, I am the Frito Bandito.

Blue checkmark, I don't need no steeenkin' blue checkmark.

@Pat's Filet Mingon Do you refuse to use the actual picture of it because it was horrifying?

That was a picture of the 'grumpy' which drunk Nikki dumped On Piggy''s potatoes, not actual filet mignon. Piggy still ate it.

Yeah, the bomb threat. Not a PL but I have been in a building that got one. You are told to leave, immediately. This is S.O.P. everywhere and has been for decades. There is no 'don't want to cause a panic' bullshit like in movies. The authorities want everybody out and then they cordon off the area and search the building. Twitter would be rife with tweets from the Con goers who were evacuated. There was no bomb threat.

 

[Broadside]

Not liking what I see, some pretty big faggots here with the need for moderation and the like. I thought this was the outlands and shit, instead it's the crying game over a website.

I'm the guy who coments that I want Boomia to be my dad on the NPS streams, I think you're fawkin hilarious Boom but cool it with the boomer MATI, sheesh

I'm working on a special project. I need some sort of gag for Patrick. Does he have any sort of iconic pose or move? Something he'd do to flex or show off or a video of him that's iconic

Sorry to doublepost (on my phone at the moment) but what about PATTAP, the Meosamericans used to sacrifice the darker children of their tribes to his stone idol and offer it spiced meat cakes from their flesh when the crops failed. Grisly stuff.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Fuck this spergery. I'm throwing it in a 4 LOW and encourage you to do it aswell.

Let's say something nice for Rick for a change.

Patrick is definitely not fat and drives a very nice GREEN Mustang, which totally isn't a hairdresser wet dream.

Pat's Mustang is very fast for a V4.

 

[SpreadingTheVirus]

Retahd indeed.
The H is rather far from the R for this to be a normal typo, for a person with reasonably normal hands. Please provide a picture of your thumb, or other typing finger if you are one of those very old people that use mostly their index fingers. I suspect whatever digit you show will be rather obese.

I believe hes just joking and saying Retard like someone w a NY/Nj accent would say it. Re-tahhhd.

Pat's Mustang is very fast for a V4.

Especially with the R title salvage and all

 

[Melissa Sanchez]

I'm working on a special project. I need some sort of gag for Patrick. Does he have any sort of iconic pose or move? Something he'd do to flex or show off or a video of him that's iconic

 

[MilkThePig]

Back in the hope-filled and blossoming spring of '07, I was watching the neighborhood kids playing gleefully while I sat on the rocking chair on my porch. Without any warning at all I heard a helicopter suddenly swoop down over the street. It had a device just like this swinging from it's undercarriage...

Graffiti'd on the side of the chopper was a sign reading 'THIS MACHINE KILLS FUTURE PEPPERONIS'. I caught a glimpse of the man flying it and that image will haunt me to this day. It looked like some sort of human/pig hybrid wearing a Milwaukee Brewers baseball hat and I think I noticed a LOTR tattoo on his upper arm.

He plowed through the center of the street, wiping out 19 children in the process, 3 of which were my grandkids. He was cackling maniacally and blasting an air horn the whole time and for some reason was yelling out different pizza toppings as the blades cut through another innocent child. - "Ham and pineapple!" "Chorizo piccante!" he would yell.

I was a 90 year old woman of color and will never forget that fateful day.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Back in the hope-filled and blossoming spring of '07, I was watching the neighborhood kids playing gleefully while I sat on the rocking chair on my porch. Without any warning at all I heard a helicopter suddenly swoop down over the street. It had a device just like this swinging from it's undercarriage...

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Graffiti'd on the side of the chopper was a sign reading 'THIS MACHINE KILLS FUTURE PEPPERONIS'. I caught a glimpse of the man flying it and that image will haunt me to this day. It looked like some sort of human/pig hybrid wearing a Milwaukee Brewers baseball hat and I think I noticed a LOTR tattoo on his upper arm.

He plowed through the center of the street, wiping out 19 children in the process, 3 of which were my grandkids. He was cackling maniacally and blasting an air horn the whole time and for some reason was yelling out different pizza toppings as the blades cut through another innocent child. - "Ham and pineapple!" "Chorizo piccante!" he would yell.

I was a 90 year old woman of color and will never forget that fateful day.

Even Ben 'Pepperoni is a step to far' Garrison recoils at Patrick's depravity

 

[Teknorat]

Patrick is used to seeing holes with Swisher Sweets wrappers stuffed in them.

 

[Nod Flenders]

They can feel him coming long before they can see him. So first they evacuate the nigger children they keep around to do degrading tasks. It takes years to train them in the art of the spit shine (IYKWIM). The feds aren’t going to lose their best boys to Fat’s meat locker.

Patty single-handedly redefining the meaning of trans fats:

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That picture has to be photoshopped, as Patrick is way too skinny in that picture.

 

[Spunt]

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Patrick is used to seeing holes with Swisher Sweets wrappers stuffed in them.

Whew, glad that Pat doesn't miss out on valuable drinking time between drinking at home, drinking at the bar, and drinking at home again. Does he have a beer keg in his bathroom as well?

 

[Roccosmoderndeath1]

Call me out if this is too much politisperging on a forum about a fat Milwaukee sci fi author, but I just can't wrap my head around how shitlibs aren't on Cawthorne's side here.

I say this as someone who thinks Cawthorne is more of an attention whore than a legislator (there's a few examples of this within the under 35 representatives). About a month ago, he revealed that he has been invited to multiple cocaine-filled orgies in Washington. Now, I don't think it's too presumptuous to say, it is more likely that Republicans were allegedly inviting him to these parties, as Cawthorne is a Republican himself. Of course, this could have just been Cawthorne attention whoring, but wouldn't shitlibs like Patrick want to know about these cocaine filled orgies? Isn't it suspicious that all of this info about Cawthorne got leaked right after he started talking about that? Why are the shitlibs not defending a dude who is likely getting "outed" and blackmailed by an establishment Republican?

There's no nuance allowed as well. Yes, it is at best morally grey for a boss to do potentially sexual things with a staffer. But he's a 26 year old freshman congressman who got handsy with a distant relative in a frat bro fashion. Not exactly Lewinsky 2.0 if you ask me.

 

[r00]

Patrick shares one of the many witty gags he has come up with for his much awaited Tiny Tim fanfic



Only he actually stole this line from a well meaning fan who was riffing on his stupid idea some months earlier.


Whether it's plagiarism or just all his hack mind can come up with, I think we can all agree he is stupid, lazy and fat.

Also, nice Dickensian you idiot. Professional writer ladies and gentlemen.