Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[DeeTracktor]

Kat only does one of those things and it's driving them to the mall to spend Phil's money.

I doubt she does that these days.

He went through a spell of saying how good his wife makes food, which happened to be exactly the same as the local IHOP menu...

"Mah Wife" is a LARP and Phil goes to "work" in a pair of skidmarked Zelda pyjama bottoms

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

I doubt she does that these days.

He went through a spell of saying how good his wife makes food, which happened to be exactly the same as the local IHOP menu...

"Mah Wife" is a LARP and Phil goes to "work" in a pair of skidmarked Zelda pyjama bottoms

Her signature dish based on the amount of times he's mentioned it is her Cajun Chicken Pasta, I wonder if you're able to find the frozen box variants of that dish...

Yup, well two that are close to how he normally describes them when people ask him "what's for dinner Phil?"

https://www.fredmeyer.com/p/chili-s-cajun-style-chicken-alfredo/0071785447031

https://www.fredmeyer.com/p/devour-cajun-style-alfredo-with-sausage-chicken-frozen-meal/0002515500035

 

[tzgnilki]

new conspiracy theory is Kat got fired, the post

Phil talks about how people noticed Jasper was never on stream anymore and Dave tried to play it off as Khet having an "inconsistant schedule", but Jasper isn't there during the day or night, is he trying to say she works in retail between 10pm - 9am

remember how hard he used to brag about his wife being a hard working, blue collar woman, that sentiment seems to have disappeared

Spoiler: my 2 cents

fat, depressed, no friends and stuck in a loveless marriage with a man too selfish to father anything more than a cat and a hamster

the video linked in the post: 1m40s

 

[Yautja]

I know the popular theories, but what if Kat and DSP really do love each other. What if she does put effort into putting together their "home cooked custom" meals? I mean stranger things have happened. It'd be interesting to see her on stream again, it's been a couple years. I wonder how they'd interact on camera. Would that level of awkwardness be there still? hmmm

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

I know the popular theories, but what if Kat and DSP really do love each other. What if she does put effort into putting together their "home cooked custom" meals? I mean stranger things have happened. It'd be interesting to see her on stream again, it's been a couple years. I wonder how they'd interact on camera. Would that level of awkwardness be there still? hmmm

Then he probably wouldn't tell stories that exclusively make her seem stupid or lazy.

 

[Yautja]

Then he probably wouldn't tell stories that exclusively make her seem stupid or lazy.

To play devil's advocate he could just use stream as a way to vent in general. Same reason he flies off the handle on chatters.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

To play devil's advocate he could just use stream as a way to vent in general. Same reason he flies off the handle on chatters.

1. Forgets their anniversary 2. Has a week long birthday celebration 3. For her birthday they went to Burger King 4. Said "she loves cooking and cleaning" when asked about Kat 5. Didn't have a honeymoon 6. Never says a positive/loving thing about her.

Yeah they really have a great relationship.

 

[Sup3r]

I know the popular theories, but what if Kat and DSP really do love each other. What if she does put effort into putting together their "home cooked custom" meals? I mean stranger things have happened. It'd be interesting to see her on stream again, it's been a couple years. I wonder how they'd interact on camera. Would that level of awkwardness be there still? hmmm

Highly doubtful. She'd be willing to be there with him on stream despite the "trolling" and Phil wouldn't behave like "doordash go brrrrrrr". Long before she moved in Phil was never subtle that he only cared that she was a replacement maid for him after Leanna fucked off.

3. For her birthday they went to Burger King

And his main memory was a sandwich that had a bit too much sauce that he clung on to for weeks.

 

[Muppetmode]

Phil’s day off hasn’t changed in a while, right? Wasn’t it supposed to correlate with kat’s?

 

[Tears for T]

Phil's is not a normal person. His view of people is what they offer him, it’s sick - a true narcissist

Kat is unimportant, her purpose is to clean, cook, etc. Phil is not showing any gratitude for that. No one can in the long run feel good in that kind of relationship - I think the divorce is not far away.

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

Copied from the main thread but here's my theory on her not working

I think Phil may have convinced her to quit because his retardation/autism made him frustrated that she didn't have a consistent schedule. Phil is not only stupid but hasn't actually worked in about 15 years so he has no concept of what these jobs entail. Anyone who has worked retail can tell you that's just not how it works. Period. That's just my theory. But with his rant today it's clear that she isn't working.

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Kat is unimportant, her purpose is to clean, cook, etc. Phil is not showing any gratitude for that! No one can in the long run feel good in that kind of relationship - I think the divorce is not far away.

I disagree. They both get exactly want they want. Phil gets to larp for his paypigs and kat gets a free living situation. Based on their bug problems and doordashing she isn't even cooking and cleaning and he doesn't even seem to mind. Plus Phil literally owns nothing and she is out of work so she can't divorce. Her working a job was her chance to grow and meet people but it looks like that went nowhere so they seem to be stuck together.

 

[LDoncic4MVP]

I wonder if Kat has health insurance? Maybe the Gin Roach has to pay for another persons insurance (pre existing conditions of being a dent head) and that can’t be cheap. Or he just lets her rot and she hasn’t had a prescription filled in months for the presumable psych problems that she has. Officer Sanders should really perform a wellness check.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I know the popular theories, but what if Kat and DSP really do love each other. What if she does put effort into putting together their "home cooked custom" meals? I mean stranger things have happened. It'd be interesting to see her on stream again, it's been a couple years. I wonder how they'd interact on camera. Would that level of awkwardness be there still? hmmm

This would be plausible if Phil maintained the same enthusiasm he spoke of Kat when she first moved in. My wife can't wait to cook and clean! My wife's got a hot swimsuit body! My wife made the finest custom homemade Italiano dinner today! That crap ended really quickly when the marriage came near.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

while Khet is content with a roof over her head and a console to play Skyrim on.

Khet realizes that's better than what everyone in her family has so it's a W in her eyes.

Sometimes your goals in life and what constitutes as a good position is determined by what you see in your family.

Khet's family has low standards of life and for her it can be seen as massive success not being like any of them, and just existing.

They both get exactly want they want. Phil gets to larp for his paypigs and kat gets a free living situation. Based on their bug problems and doordashing she isn't even cooking and cleaning and he doesn't even seem to mind. Plus Phil literally owns nothing and she is out of work so she can't divorce. Her working a job was her chance to grow and meet people but it looks like that went nowhere so they seem to be stuck together.

I believe this to be the exact truth. It's a symbiotic relationship, not very unusual. Khet can't do better than Phil, Phil needs Khet's assistance to simply continue living, he needs her as a trophy as well.

There are many symbiotic marriages like that which could go on for 20+ years. In the end of the day Phil will die and leave Khet with about $3.50 worth of iTunes gift cards and that'll be the end of that marriage.

 

[tzgnilki]

1. Forgets their anniversary 2. Has a week long birthday celebration 3. For her birthday they went to Burger King 4. Said "she loves cooking and cleaning" when asked about Kat 5. Didn't have a honeymoon 6. Never says a positive/loving thing about her.

Yeah they really have a great relationship.

7. Phil was too much of a pussy to tell her he was sick of having potatoes everyday

 

[Agent Proper]

Subject: Katherine "SoulMare" Burnell

Location: Renton, Washington USA

Occupation: Unknown/ Unemployed

Email: Katburnell90@gmail.com

Phone: +14257289121

Education: Lindin High School
7201 Silver Lake Rd, Linden, MI 48451
(810) 591-0410

Linden Community Schools

Learning. Creating. Succeeding.

www.lindenschools.org

(Fly Eagles fly)

Katherine, a self described hard working, determined, and driven individual (citation needed) with over 10 years* of retail and customer service experience. Has been MIA from the public eye since her wedding to one Philip "Pig Roach" Burnell.

Last known place of employment:

MAC Cosmetics- Tukwila, WA
(807 Southcenter, Space 1470 (in Southcenter Mall) Tukwila, WA 98188 United States)
(206) 246-1166
Employment term: May 2021 to December 2021
Job Title: Makeup Artist *not taking the piss*

Previous Employers:

Fred Meyer's-Renton, WA. (365 Renton Center Way SW (at S 3rd St.) Renton, WA 98057 United States)
(425) 204-5200
Employment term: October of 2018 to February 2021
Job Title: Apparel Associate/ Person in Charge

Kohl’s
Employment term: October 2016 to September 2018
Job Title: Sales Floor Clerk/Cashier

Gamestop
Employment term: November 2017 to January 2018
Job Title: Seasonal Sales Associate

Taco Bell
Employment term: July 2015 to September 2016
Job Title: Cashier

Meijer
Employment term: July 2010 to April 2014

As of April of 2022 Kathrine is still believed to be unemployed, trapped in the Snort Fort, while DSP lies about her whereabouts and tell his Retarded fans she is working.

You can stop lying now Phil, have fun Kiwis don't do anything I wouldn't do.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Job Title: Makeup Artist

Imagine some dazed customer staggering out of there looking like a raccoon.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

All races, including horse, pig, roach and raccoon.

That job has to be a joke, right?

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Subject: Katherine "SoulMare" Burnell

View attachment 3253683

Location: Renton, Washington USA

Occupation: Unknown/ Unemployed

Email: Katburnell90@gmail.com

Phone: +14257289121

Education: Lindin High School
7201 Silver Lake Rd, Linden, MI 48451
(810) 591-0410

Linden Community Schools

Learning. Creating. Succeeding.

www.lindenschools.org

View attachment 3253689
(Fly Eagles fly)

Katherine, a self described hard working, determined, and driven individual (citation needed) with over 10 years* of retail and customer service experience. Has been MIA from the public eye since her wedding to one Philip "Pig Roach" Burnell.

Last known place of employment:

View attachment 3253698

MAC Cosmetics- Tukwila, WA
(807 Southcenter, Space 1470 (in Southcenter Mall) Tukwila, WA 98188 United States)
(206) 246-1166
Employment term: May 2021 to December 2021
Job Title: Makeup Artist *not taking the piss*

Previous Employers:

View attachment 3253706

Fred Meyer's-Renton, WA. (365 Renton Center Way SW (at S 3rd St.) Renton, WA 98057 United States)
(425) 204-5200
Employment term: October of 2018 to February 2021
Job Title: Apparel Associate/ Person in Charge

View attachment 3253712

Kohl’s
Employment term: October 2016 to September 2018
Job Title: Sales Floor Clerk/Cashier

View attachment 3253715

Gamestop
Employment term: November 2017 to January 2018
Job Title: Seasonal Sales Associate

View attachment 3253720

Taco Bell
Employment term: July 2015 to September 2016
Job Title: Cashier

View attachment 3253726

Meijer
Employment term: July 2010 to April 2014

As of April of 2022 Kathrine is still believed to be unemployed, trapped in the Snort Fort, while DSP lies about her whereabouts and tell his Retarded fans she is working.

You can stop lying now Phil, have fun Kiwis don't do anything I wouldn't do.

It's been a tumultuous year for Kat. Sitting at home playing Skyrim for the 46,726th time. Imagine not being able to find a job in this market right now. Places are waiving drug tests, that's how desperate they are.

Hey, I just thought of something. Where did you get this info? Does she have a resume out there somewhere? Why is her 2 years of college not listed?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Also, if Kat was unemployed from February to May 2021, I wonder if that had any visible effects.
The bank statements don't look too much different from January to February, but I didn't go over it with a fine-toothed comb.