Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[John Andrews Stan]

Only he actually stole this line from a well meaning fan who was riffing on his stupid idea some months earlier.

He should have stolen it verbatim. The original was mildly amusing because that guy stuck to the Dickensian language of Oliver Twist. Fat dropped the reference and it falls flat, like all of his “comedy.” He has a preternatural knack for being unfunny. Patty’s jokes are good at one thing: delivering the humor equivalent of a ruined orgasm. Probably another fetish of his.

I was a 90 year old woman of color and will never forget that fateful day.

I hope you don’t mind me face doxing you but you deserve recognition for your top notch post. You’re lucky Fat has no taste for aged meat.

 

[whore loving dragon]

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This would kill on Reddit le wholesome video boards if you posted it as "Star Wars Kid grew up and he's better now bless his heart!!"

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

All of the recent board drama can be summed up with one word: Icarus.

If you don’t know what that means, that’s fine, but you should probably read more.

I love the pests and everything but every now and then an empty headed boomer starts wandering out rambling incoherently and acting like a complete retard insinuating he’s making bomb threats and orchestrating them on the forum.

The threads here and there should be fun, cataloguing Patrick’s pathetic and hilarious life, not a sanatorium for the mentally disabled elderly like Boomia.

 

[Broadside]

Isn't it suspicious that all of this info about Cawthorne got leaked right after he started talking about that? Why are the shitlibs not defending a dude who is likely getting "outed" and blackmailed by an establishment Republican?

Because, dummy. It's bad when other people do stuff and good when they do stuff. It's really that simple. Hence why they immediately start using someone's sexuality as an insult when it's the opposite team or how boomers milling around the Capitol building warrants an entire special investigation panel but months of outright rioting is A-OK. Stop trying to understand the minds of people like Pat, they're nothing but mind slaves for the media cartel. You can guarantee Pat will be oinking about Musk's "shadow crew" of financiers now the WSJ has just put out an article about it (once MSNBC condenses it into simpleton for rubes like Pat, of course)

 

[Somerville Dan]

All of the recent board drama can be summed up with one word: Icarus.

If you don’t know what that means, that’s fine, but you should probably read more.

I love the pests and everything but every now and then an empty headed boomer starts wandering out rambling incoherently and acting like a complete retard insinuating he’s making bomb threats and orchestrating them on the forum.

The threads here and there should be fun, cataloguing Patrick’s pathetic and hilarious life, not a sanatorium for the mentally disabled elderly like Boomia.

ICYMI- I took Boomia down a few pegs last night on the podcast.

 

[Spunt]

All of the recent board drama can be summed up with one word: Icarus.

If you don’t know what that means, that’s fine, but you should probably read more.

I love the pests and everything but every now and then an empty headed boomer starts wandering out rambling incoherently and acting like a complete retard insinuating he’s making bomb threats and orchestrating them on the forum.

The threads here and there should be fun, cataloguing Patrick’s pathetic and hilarious life, not a sanatorium for the mentally disabled elderly like Boomia.

No you don't understand, Boomia did it to epic pwn the Kiwis and we sure got trolled hard haha I mean we thought he was just an angry retard but after posts like these:

Yea lol. It's me Boomia loving these fags all crying like Pat does with his twitter and also screaming of why places need mods. Real life pussies and internet warriors.

Nothing you simping fruit, but it did reveal that half our edgy posters cry harder than Pat when his twitter is nuked. I love the lore of me as some old retard while half-witted autists cry about lost forums because a text about a fake bomb threat is somehow a bridge too far. Yea I'm a lolcow says the fucking shut-ins that are crying and finger pointing over a technical error. Carry on with the faggotry boys.

Do I get to respond? Or you know, what did that fag say above "legal issues" lol.

Not liking what I see, some pretty big faggots here with the need for moderation and the like. I thought this was the outlands and shit, instead it's the crying game over a website.

Yea that's it, you respond when not directly pointed at you, but sure thing I won't respond again. It's really hard that some rando that listens to me, to shit on me, says mean things, how will I get over that. I also want to give you the chance to shit on me as it must be a boring life for a guy under 40 to this type of shit online. You win, haha, I have nothing for you.

What happened here is a lot of faggotry including threats to doxx me because a bunch of guys larp as bad asses on here. They reveal nothing that says they wouldn't cry and rat out everybody if "the knock" actually happened. I can't stand the fag I'm being forced to be just by writing this, but I'm a fan of your efforts here and have always thought and continue to think that explaining oneself is always better. I love that answering and not answering both carry headaches, but since I'm not autistic in real life and enjoy talking I answer. It's simple really it is, avoid threatening the pig directly as the only hard and fast rule and we can all do our own thing. I have a special place in his heart and I use it for funny outcomes. No matter what all of this including my continued defense of my own actions have made for a fun day.

It became apparent that he is in fact le ebin troll kekekekek and not a stupid angry boomer retard who admitted to a felony that not only did he not commit but that never even happened causing potential criminal charges and legal issues for the man who had to sink tens of thousands of dollars into protecting the forum where he bragged about his stupidity. Kiwifarms is clearly a forum for loser pussies who aren't cool badass felons like him and just laugh at lolcows like pathetic neckbeard incels rather than admit to federal crimes because we don't like a fat failed author. As he so eloquently explained, we are all faggots and my God he's right, I will never trololol at his level, I will compare my life to his and then kill myself see you on the other side homies..

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

ICYMI- I took Boomia down a few pegs last night on the podcast.

No. He was playing you the entire time. I can't believe you didn't see his "crying" and supposed "repentance" for what it was, mocking sarcasm. He never took you seriously and was laughing at you both times he was on. Thats my take anyway.

 

[Broadside]

Yes, yes....that's it...
Fight among yourselves, childs...
You will never know that it was I, Pat The Evermind who orchestrated this whole affair!
Tick tock...

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

My insider at the FBI actually revealed to me that Patrick Tomlinson is just a pen name. His real name?

Patrick Stormfront Cumia

You heard it here first b-b-b-boys, the Cumia boys have struck again. Why won't they leave it alone?

 

[NotFatChild]

ICYMI- I took Boomia down a few pegs last night on the podcast.

that streaming site was driving me insane, I think I rejoined 10 or 15 times. finally figured out what was causing it but it was towards the end so i just gave up

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

No you don't understand, Boomia did it to epic pwn the Kiwis and we sure got trolled hard haha I mean we thought he was just an angry retard but after posts like these:






It became apparent that he is in fact le ebin troll kekekekek and not a stupid angry boomer retard who admitted to a felony that not only did he not commit but that never even happened causing potential criminal charges and legal issues for the man who had to sink tens of thousands of dollars into protecting the forum where he bragged about his stupidity. Kiwifarms is clearly a forum for loser pussies who aren't cool badass felons like him and just laugh at lolcows like pathetic neckbeard incels rather than admit to federal crimes because we don't like a fat failed author. As he so eloquently explained, we are all faggots and my God he's right, I will never trololol at his level, I will compare my life to his and then kill myself see you on the other side homies..

For real though, he basically said “real men like me will reveal all of their personal info on questionable forums and then also admit to felonies” - then gets super salty and melts down when people rightly laugh at how retarded he is.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Wait, @Fatrick 666 is Boomia?
What a fag.

 

[Wasted Potential]

Well it's Cinco de Mayo, and based on this tweet Pat is either in desperate need of a drink or is more day drunk than usual. Sure Pat we know that "tea" really means booze.



Just down the road, Hooligans is having just as good of a day as Pat is. Send out thoughts and prayers to their blender, because one of their retarded employees broke on the holiday they need it the most. More importantly however, thoughts and prayers to their patrons' bowels who eat that disgusting slop they call food. How they manage to make food that looks the same going in as it does coming out is truly an embarrassment.

 

[KingOfGains]

Wait, @Fatrick 666 is Boomia?
What a fag.

"How do you do, fellow trolls and kekers! Did you like my Lulz? I sure showed Fatrick and you other fhagz how is done! "- Boomia

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Call me out if this is too much politisperging on a forum about a fat Milwaukee sci fi author, but I just can't wrap my head around how shitlibs aren't on Cawthorne's side here.

I say this as someone who thinks Cawthorne is more of an attention whore than a legislator (there's a few examples of this within the under 35 representatives). About a month ago, he revealed that he has been invited to multiple cocaine-filled orgies in Washington. Now, I don't think it's too presumptuous to say, it is more likely that Republicans were allegedly inviting him to these parties, as Cawthorne is a Republican himself. Of course, this could have just been Cawthorne attention whoring, but wouldn't shitlibs like Patrick want to know about these cocaine filled orgies? Isn't it suspicious that all of this info about Cawthorne got leaked right after he started talking about that? Why are the shitlibs not defending a dude who is likely getting "outed" and blackmailed by an establishment Republican?

There's no nuance allowed as well. Yes, it is at best morally grey for a boss to do potentially sexual things with a staffer. But he's a 26 year old freshman congressman who got handsy with a distant relative in a frat bro fashion. Not exactly Lewinsky 2.0 if you ask me.

Honestly I wish all political candidates had their shit revealed like this when they start out. I mean I am not even republican but if this dude’s closet is being exposed now well it makes him pretty incorruptible unless he is an absolute retard who keeps letting himself get caught doing shit. I say there should be an independently run organization that deep dives into politician’s shit and reveals the skeletons to the public. Of course I don’t have the first clue how it wouldn’t get corrupted.

 

[Somerville Dan]

that streaming site was driving me insane, I think I rejoined 10 or 15 times. finally figured out what was causing it but it was towards the end so i just gave up

We'll do another stream in near future where Kiwis can join in. The application is Streamyard which is pretty common for YT streaming. I also shut off the setting requiring people to verify themselves w FB or Google/YT accounts (for security/anonymity).

 

[instythot]

We'll do another stream in near future where Kiwis can join in. The application is Streamyard which is pretty common for YT streaming. I also shut off the setting requiring people to verify themselves w FB or Google/YT accounts (for security/anonymity).

Any luck with your pitch to Kino Kasino? They'll need a new joker with all signs pointing to a complete America First implosion

 

[NotFatChild]

Okay I have to ask, is everyone who texts pat using an iphone or is there some universal number spoofing program I've never heard of? All of the text conversations look the same and I know it's multiple people texting him, so it seems odd that everyone would have the exact same text screen.

I don't know why but I was reading this and it was just bugging me even as I was laughing.

 

[AnOminous]

There's no nuance allowed as well. Yes, it is at best morally grey for a boss to do potentially sexual things with a staffer.

Someone who somehow qualifies for six figures of free money to file frivolous lawsuits from a pedophile-enabling organization like the SFWA. . .hmm. I don't think ethics is big on Rick's list of things to do.

I am still honestly perplexed how the SFWA even in its current state could think squandering member dues on sanctionably frivolous absolute nonsense like this was okay.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

I had a dream last night that I made sensual love to Nikki. What is the name for my new fetish? Fat cucking?