Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I would like to take a moment to point out that even Patrick doesn’t think Boomia sent in a bomb threat. Think about it for literally 30 seconds. If Pat legitimately believed there was a bomb threat, and he legitimately believed that someone admitted to committing a federal crime - he would be shouting it from the rooftops. He would be letting everyone know that his harassers have finally shown their true colors, and now he will finally be able to get justice.

Instead, we got one screenshot taken out of context that can be misconstrued as “I called in a bomb threat” that he retweeted once for sympathy points. Hes willing to lie for validation, but he’s not willing to be proven abjectly wrong. His lack of a 20-30 tweet long thread detailing how the Onaforum/Kiwifarms are terrorist orgs and they’ve finally messed up is proof enough that Boomia is not in any danger
 
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HeyItsHarveyMacClout said:
Hes willing to lie for validation, but he’s not willing to be proven abjectly wrong. His lack of a 20-30 tweet long thread detailing how the Onaforum/Kiwifarms are terrorist orgs and they’ve finally messed up is proof enough that Boomia is not in any danger
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The potential for a new "Patrick fakes terrorist threats to elicit LE interest" saga is hilarious to me. Imagine him ending up on the news for calling in fake bomb threats to stitch us up.
 
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Broadside said:
The potential for a new "Patrick fakes terrorist threats to elicit LE interest" saga is hilarious to me. Imagine him ending up on the news for calling in fake bomb threats to stitch us up.
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Local man sentenced to 20 years for faking bomb threats against internet forum where users called him 'fat.'
 
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Wasted Potential said:
Well it's Cinco de Mayo, and based on this tweet Pat is either in desperate need of a drink or is more day drunk than usual. Sure Pat we know that "tea" really means booze.

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Just down the road, Hooligans is having just as good of a day as Pat is. Send out thoughts and prayers to their blender, because one of their retarded employees broke on the holiday they need it the most. More importantly however, thoughts and prayers to their patrons' bowels who eat that disgusting slop they call food. How they manage to make food that looks the same going in as it does coming out is truly an embarrassment.

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Christ. I would actually rather eat Wendy's chili. How does fat tits keep cramming that slop down his gullet?
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I had a dream last night that I made sensual love to Nikki. What is the name for my new fetish? Fat cucking?
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Reverse queefing. Or cunt brapping
 
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Still oinking about Elon buying twitter:

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Some new selfies... @John Andrews Stan. I don't think you even need to change the shape of Pat's face on that second one.

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For those who are looking forward to piggy's dumb 'A Christmas Carol ripoff', I have... news. (He started last December, 50 pages in 6 months).

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More stalker oinking:

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In honor of Cinco de Mayo, I'm trying to figure out what the classic line from OP-- "You're fat and gay and I farted in your wife's vagina"-- is in Spanish. I haven't touched Spanish since grade school so I'm useless here. Google Translate yields Eres gordo y gay* ai pedo en la vagina de tu esposa, but I assume that's kinda butchered and there's probably a better way to render it.



*Maricon is just colloquial, right?
 
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Roccosmoderndeath1 said:
Call me out if this is too much politisperging on a forum about a fat Milwaukee sci fi author, but I just can't wrap my head around how shitlibs aren't on Cawthorne's side here.

I say this as someone who thinks Cawthorne is more of an attention whore than a legislator (there's a few examples of this within the under 35 representatives). About a month ago, he revealed that he has been invited to multiple cocaine-filled orgies in Washington. Now, I don't think it's too presumptuous to say, it is more likely that Republicans were allegedly inviting him to these parties, as Cawthorne is a Republican himself. Of course, this could have just been Cawthorne attention whoring, but wouldn't shitlibs like Patrick want to know about these cocaine filled orgies? Isn't it suspicious that all of this info about Cawthorne got leaked right after he started talking about that? Why are the shitlibs not defending a dude who is likely getting "outed" and blackmailed by an establishment Republican?

There's no nuance allowed as well. Yes, it is at best morally grey for a boss to do potentially sexual things with a staffer. But he's a 26 year old freshman congressman who got handsy with a distant relative in a frat bro fashion. Not exactly Lewinsky 2.0 if you ask me.
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What the fuck is a gimp going to do at an orgy?
 
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In honor of Cinco de Mayo, I'm trying to figure out what the classic line from OP-- "You're fat and gay and I farted in your wife's vagina"-- is in Spanish. I haven't touched Spanish since grade school so I'm useless here. Google Translate yields Eres gordo y gay* ai pedo en la vagina de tu esposa, but I assume that's kinda butchered and there's probably a better way to render it.



*Maricon is just colloquial, right?
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re maricon: yeah and it means something different depending on what part of the hispanic world you are in, but many do use it to mean 'faggot'. Spaniards also use it that way I believe.
 
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This could be the dumbest, most unaware and ignorant thing I have ever read someone post on twitter and I follow Kevin Gibes and Lucas Werner.

Does he really believe twitter is some ‘revolutionary force‘ emanating from the ‘grassroots soul of the people‘? Does he not have one notion of understanding exactly what kind of weapon twitter is? And that it’s people like him who are it’s main target?

Here’s a bit of understanding Fatrick… Autocrats and oligarchs LOVE twitter. And yes. They do want to control or destroy it at any price.

This unconscious fucking rube is the very product of how successful this weapon has been. He bought the cotton candy and is strolling down the midway oblivious of how his very thinking and worldview has been pressed, molded and directly inserted into his brain. He thinks all of his firebrand hot takes on politics and culture are original, not having a clue it’s all been prefabricated for him to regurgitate. And all of it reinforced in his brain through the weaponization of his own massive ego and narcissism against himself.

Fatrick is the prime example of just how powerful twitter is. It’s why he is a fucking slave to it.

And he is a fat fuck.
 
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This could be the dumbest, most unaware and ignorant thing I have ever read someone post on twitter and I follow Kevin Gibes and Lucas Werner.

Does he really believe twitter is some ‘revolutionary force‘ emanating from the ‘grassroots soul of the people‘? Does he not have one notion of understanding exactly what kind of weapon twitter is? And that it’s people like him who are it’s main target?

Here’s a bit of understanding Fatrick… Autocrats and oligarchs LOVE twitter. And yes. They do want to control or destroy it at any price.

This unconscious fucking rube is the very product of how successful this weapon has been. He bought the cotton candy and is strolling down the midway oblivious of how his very thinking and worldview has been pressed, molded and directly inserted into his brain. He thinks all of his firebrand hot takes on politics and culture are original, not having a clue it’s all been prefabricated for him to regurgitate. And all of it reinforced in his brain through the weaponization of his own massive ego and narcissism against himself.

Fatrick is the prime example of just how powerful twitter is. It’s why he is a fucking slave to it.

And he is a fat fuck.
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He really doesn't grasp that the leafocracy was so terrified of the truckers because they actually showed up instead of retweeting sassy hashtags, does he?
 
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"A centralized app with no transparency to it's algorithms, with little privacy features, that can be effectively shut off by nationstates with a flick of a switch is one of the most effective ways to organizing resistance". God is he a moron, you'd think he would've learned something in 4 years of fighting the Internet. But he can't be bothered learning anything because he already considers himself an expert.

Remember this guy whining about autocratic control of the populace is the same mongoloid that was decrying crypto a few weeks ago because Canadian truckers could circumvent jew banking.
 
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Helium Bubble said:
In honor of Cinco de Mayo, I'm trying to figure out what the classic line from OP-- "You're fat and gay and I farted in your wife's vagina"-- is in Spanish. I haven't touched Spanish since grade school so I'm useless here. Google Translate yields Eres gordo y gay* ai pedo en la vagina de tu esposa, but I assume that's kinda butchered and there's probably a better way to render it.



*Maricon is just colloquial, right?
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If you had typed in faggot it would say maricon in the translation.
 
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