Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus" - Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

Could it be photoshopped in? Something about the outline looks weird, but that's just what I think after glancing at it for maybe 5 seconds, I ain't analyzing dicks unless you pay me

edit: a photoshop would also explain how weirdly flat it looks, it's like a lighting mismatch (no wonder people think it's not real dick texture)
 
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Regardless of whether or not it's shooped or not, it's really really depressing. Momo should have jumped on the porn bandwagon literally 4 years ago when her relevancy was at an all time high. The era of when she had her OnlyFans semi-blowing up and a lot of eyes were on her. Like many an e-celebrity, she thought eyes were going to be on her for years to come.

But like...that plastic surgery hit her hard man. She looks like a shell of her former beauty and has fallen off in terms of a porn career. Real porn models don't need to "find" a person to make content with because they tend to find them. A real porn model would have many applicants asking to make films with them, but Momo has just been hit with failure after failure, time after time and the surgery she got has just made any applicants in her line of sight more dry than the Sahara.

Sorry to say Mariah, but your time is up. Maybe one day you'll wind up on eFukt under "Bitch says she's ready for porn. Was she ever wrong".
 
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A Genuinely Retarded Dog said:
Real porn models don't need to "find" a person to make content with because they tend to find them.
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She did b/g porn before with a guy who is Straight4Pay, the same gay guy who fucked and came inside Trisha Paytas. That little chapter of Moomoo’s life has been excised because it was a total dud. She wants to find a guy who gives her the tingles but doesn’t cost a lot to hire, which is how she ended up with a gay guy lol.
 
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You have weirdos online touching themselves to pictures of Vaporeon and you guys don't think Momo can make someone aroused enough to finish?

Honestly the fact she's a real life woman means that no matter what she looks like she can probably just grab a random soyboy off her patreon
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Agreed but Moomoo struggles with it nevertheless. Her only hardcore scene to date was with a gay guy.

Her soy-enriched followers are not going to be up to the task. She needs a guy who isn’t going to be camera shy, is able to fuck at least somewhat competently (most of her followers are virgins or seldomlaids), and have to be able to last long enough to make the video worthwhile (her followers will either pre-ejaculate or finish in less than a couple minutes). It’s also one thing to make an amateur video with a girlfriend or fuck buddy, it’s another thing to make something professional, even by Moomoo standards.

These guys exist but Mariah is cheap where it counts so her options are going to be limited. At a surface level, it does seem odd that with thousands of simps she can’t find a fan up to the task and has to resort to a gay guy but it makes total sense when thinking it through.
 
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Yes but moo is “picky” at the very least and thinks she can land an Asian fuckboy bodybuilder. Which she really can’t unless she pays for it. And since all of her paypigs have only really ever seen her FGAS/filtered/non smelling pictures and video I’m pretty sure there would be some serious sticker shock there. Also it was said way back that she’s a dead lay on top of all that, and has a history of stalking/doxing/ harassing guys she has been with. In short her finding a willing paypig to come fuck her that isn’t a thirsty black fat chaser is slim. Apparently this video was supposed to be released last week but post production to make it bland and not showing her unfiltered is probably taking forever .
 
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Collections Agent said:
You have weirdos online touching themselves to pictures of Vaporeon and you guys don't think Momo can make someone aroused enough to finish?

Honestly the fact she's a real life woman means that no matter what she looks like she can probably just grab a random soyboy off her patreon
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There's a disconnect between being personally aroused by someone online and actually wanting to put in the bit of effort to have sex with them. Porn is largely about the instant gratification, so that cuts out maybe...30% minimum of her audience.
@NeoGAF Lurker Outlined another 50% of he audience.
The rest might be "woulds" to her both personally and content-wise but she would have to put effort into screening them and Moo+effort=uncommon.
She'd have a better time if she was better at networking because there's definitely dudes in relatively good shape that are "amateur male talent" and could be faceless dicks for her

This is mostly baseless speculation to be fair, but still.
 
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Her tape dropped. It’s about 20 minutes long. Didn’t watch much of it, but from what I did see it’s about what you’d expect from her. The people saying that it was a doll and not a real person were wrong, although it might as well have been a doll. The guy seems really bored throughout and doesn’t do a whole lot.
 
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Oh.
And ANOTHER cat?! :stressing:
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Imagine how much time jerking off was cut from that ending...

This would have been a perfect episode of Carolla's "Jerk That Dork".
 
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