DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
DSP always sounds so pissed when he mentions "we lost members because people didn't put it on autorenew." I'm convinced that's why he never mentions Patreon anymore he doesn't want those dents that forgot to cancel their autorenewal to suddenly remember and cancel. Also funny that he got upset like a month ago(?) when he talked about Microsoft(?) "stealing his money" when he left autorenewal on.
 
This is a moderate undertaking, primarily due to the sheer volume of videos available which will cause a shitfit because of the volume of requests made. No promises but I've got a spare Google account with API access to have a look.

If I get bored over the weekend I'll try and get the ball rolling
If you try seomthing like that you should try to filter the videos that have comments disabled. That should at least filter over 10k videos out of the search
 
His new profile pic is terrible
NICE another selfie because "his wife" was too busy at not her job to do something nice for her soulmate! No hide nor hair nor proof that another human lives in that house. Just a soyboy and his silver play button. A button that was rewarded because of his racism, sexism, and homophobia.
 
I swear mate he looks like such a right soy boy cuck on every single picture he takes. It's not even funny that he looks exactly like the bloke you would imagine talking mental shit from the safety of his little condo.

I'm not going to act like I'm above laughing at lolcows getting beat up. I loved every single time Ethan Ralph got battered and I would love it if it happened to DSP because fuck me that is one of the most punchable faces I've ever seen in my life.

Also the quality of the picture is quite good, I'm shocked his ages old iPhone can manage that. He did however fuck around with filters and colours like a proper teenage girl.
 
His new profile pic is terrible
You can tell what type of Youtuber/streamer he is by the fact he has to include his "silver play button" in it.

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I wonder if he has anything to do with the picture?
 
I just think people don't chat because they don't want to be doxxed by trolls/fans of DSP, his dumb rule of 24 hour sub only chat mode, the way people get banned for the slightest thing, or they are nonsubs who want to see the train-wreck that is Phil but don't care to sub.
His chat is dead because there's nothing to talk about. The people there are boring, you get your Derichposting and self-absorbed Kevins and OIC who only have someone to listen to them on that stream. They're not allowed to talk about anything, and they're stupid so even in the occasions when they can talk about a random topic without getting nagged by DSP they still can't have a convo worth shit.

The 24h sub only works about halfway, while most of the "gout gout gout" troll spam is limited, 24h waiting is plenty for you to consider what to say that's gonna get a reaction.
DSP always sounds so pissed when he mentions "we lost members because people didn't put it on autorenew."
It's almost as if people should extend their membership if they're enjoying the benefits, not get swindled into extending because he scammed them into accidentally extending
 
Games were like $30 back in the 80s

Yeah. Top tier games were real expensive but your average game was around $30-40. Cheesy games were bargain basement at around $10 and were the worst. I never spent on top tier as I was very casual.

Yeah but accounting for inflation $30 in 1985 equals $80 today. $60 then is $160 today! Technically speaking triple-a titles are cheaper today than they were then.

Like cartridge games were all over the place because, 1. Those companies had various sizes of cartridges, and those fuckers weren't cheap. 2. Some of those games did come with like strategy guides and big boxes. I am pretty sure I've seen old fliers for like Chrono Trigger at 70 bucks. And I distinctly remember DK64 being like 70 bucks.

However worth noting is that Playstation games I never remember seeing above $40. Especially PS2. Like it was a big deal when PS3 jumped to $60. I'll have go through somethings, but I remember reading about that being pretty salty about that price hike. As that was about the time I had a job and could afford to start buying new games on release.

But also, games got cheaper a lot quicker. Up til that point I mentioned earlier, I bought a lot of $20 games. If I was real lucky, $10. Like I got every Final Fantasy for $20 up until XII, which was the first one I bought new. And aside from 3 because it came out later.

In short, I miss Greatest Hits.
Dr. Disrespect is the same age as well.
The fuck happened in 81-82? Did Reagan spike the water supply? Did MTV actually ruin America? Because thats Keemstar, Phil, Dr. Disrespect, Moviebob, Dobson, CWC and thats just off the top of my head. I feel like I am forgetting someone too. But its fucking weird that so many fucking Lolcows are like the same age.

EDIT: I remembered! Jim Sterling I'm pretty sure is in that same class too
 
fuck happened in 81-82? Did Reagan spike the water supply? Did MTV actually ruin America? Because thats Keemstar, Phil, Dr. Disrespect, Moviebob, Dobson, CWC and thats just off the top of my head. I feel like I am forgetting someone too. But its fucking weird that so many fucking Lolcows are like the same age.
I think its because there were generally less retards on the internet when those people got started, making the true and ahnest retards shine the brightest.

Nowadays there are just too many retards, when half of tiktok and Twitter could qualify as lolcows
 
His new profile pic is terrible
What the fuck is that expression? Was he trying to go for angry, dopey dick sucker. This is the worst one yet. At least they had an understandable expression that fits his lies. Here looks like he just gave up on faking it. Plus it really shows how much his 144p webcam made him so much easier to look at and hide how fucked up his facial hair is.

Edit. It gets worse the more you look. Rubbery skin, that pathetic silver play button that he's presenting in the same way that someone who just earned theirs would and just the random splotches of dark on the wall. Nothing looks right at all
 
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DSP always sounds so pissed when he mentions "we lost members because people didn't put it on autorenew." I'm convinced that's why he never mentions Patreon anymore he doesn't want those dents that forgot to cancel their autorenewal to suddenly remember and cancel. Also funny that he got upset like a month ago(?) when he talked about Microsoft(?) "stealing his money" when he left autorenewal on.
How much longer is he gonna repeat that cope? Youtube memberships autorenew on default, you can't turn that off and you have to go out of your way to cancel it. The only exception is if you don't have enough money on whatever payment method you put for Youtube when they try to charge you for next month's membership.
 
The fuck happened in 81-82? Did Reagan spike the water supply? Did MTV actually ruin America? Because thats Keemstar, Phil, Dr. Disrespect, Moviebob, Dobson, CWC and thats just off the top of my head. I feel like I am forgetting someone too. But its fucking weird that so many fucking Lolcows are like the same age.

A personal pet theory of mine is that because lead was used in everything (paint/pipes/fuel) up until the 50s it accumulated in people's systems and produced the generation of lolcows we see now.
 
The fuck happened in 81-82? Did Reagan spike the water supply? Did MTV actually ruin America? Because thats Keemstar, Phil, Dr. Disrespect, Moviebob, Dobson, CWC and thats just off the top of my head. I feel like I am forgetting someone too. But its fucking weird that so many fucking Lolcows are like the same age.

EDIT: I remembered! Jim Sterling I'm pretty sure is in that same class too
Most of the Channel Awesome crew is around that age too. It’s just that most were young adults at the advent of readily available internet, cheaper consumer-grade cameras and video-sharing platforms like YouTube, which allowed them to be part of that first generation of online khantent creators who realized they could make a living off of it.
 
What the fuck is that expression? Was he trying to go for angry, dopey dick sucker. This is the worst one yet. At least they had an understandable expression that fits his lies. Here looks like he just gave up on faking it. Plus it really shows how much his 144p webcam made him so much easier to look at and hide how fucked up his facial hair is.

Edit. It gets worse the more you look. Rubbery skin, that pathetic silver play button that he's presenting in the same way that someone who just earned theirs would and just the random splotches of dark on the wall. Nothing looks right at all
He also doesn’t even have the entire play button in frame, which means he took the picture himself and getting it framed properly was too much work. Goodness, if only he lived with someone who might be able to he—

I think this is another one of his “punishing his audience” things in the same vein as the belching and the snorting and the throat-clearing and the bottle crunching and the general shitty attitude. It’s just “you follow me so you must consume this wretched content, don’t forget who your betters are”.
 
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