Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Slappy McGherkin]

Seriously, did anyone think a HAES clinic would do jack shit for her? I feel like I've missed a trick in life by not opening a business that validates sloth. It's like conspiracy-tards. So much milk to pump with these folks.

I personally know one person (NOT fat) that is some sort of dimensional spirit crystal waver. Same shit as HAES and the "therapist" mentioned above, but with interdimensional beings. She stopped working for a living and now counsels those on their spiritual journey to find themselves. At a cool $150 an hour. Hey, everybody gotta believe in something, I guess. I believe I'll have another drink!



But here's but one paragraph from her advertising:

"I was activated and guided to take on the role of a Planetary Lightworker, EarthKeeper, and Ascension Timeline Keeper. I started offering Light Body Activations, Egyptian crystal healing sessions, body work, emotional healing, hypnosis, and dispossession work, etc. I took on challenging assignments, which connected me with my champion, Archangel Michael. He protects and enables me to do my Planetary Lightworker and deeper energy clearing sessions. He, along with other Archangels, Guardian Starbeings, and Ascended Masters come into all my sessions. That is the beautiful thing about our contract with Spirit — Spirit always comes when called."

There's more than grifting fatties. You can develop a great grift for all kinds of shit. Can you imagine Hamber starting a a spiritual grift with the Kentucky Lesbian Mafia Lightworkers from the Planet Fat? I can. BWAHAHAHAH!!!!!

 

[FatalTater]

Of course the clinic-thing that Amber was going to "chooses" not to accept insurance. They aren't qualified to do so.

The green T-shirt Amber was wearing

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[notfoodienotbeauty]

The green T-shirt Amber was wearing

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Stretch level: Maximum

Yep, sounds about right.

 

[ADHD]

Amber uploaded and then privated a short video earlier today.

I'm not really sure why she privated it, but fortunately, one of the Ambercords archived it. Uploading the archive in both orientations because why not.

 

[Elvensnowfae]

Amber uploaded and then privated a short video earlier today.
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I'm not really sure why she privated it, but fortunately, one of the Ambercords archived it. Uploading the archive in both orientations because why not.
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Too bad the original photo is photoshopped.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Too bad the original photo is photoshopped.
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What a fucked up edit. Way to make the house seem like it's one of those weirdo walktrough wacky houses at the fair, whoever the dumbass was who did this.

I called it several dozen pages back. Her dumb bitch ass went to a bullshit HAES clinic. She's never going to go a certified health professional, she doesn't care to lose the weight.

Am she will mever care to. She should just be honest for one second of her waste of a life and admit it.

Her counselor may also be this chick.

And I quote from the website:


Clearly, she's those woo therapists. She's done a piss poor job trying to "help" AL. Maybe she can help our gorl be more receptive to the poly lifestyle.

"existential-humanistic" approach to counseling. Yeeeeah, ok gorl. I do have to say that blob of buzzwords in the paragraph about her approach would be terrific for buzzword bingo.

I personally know one person (NOT fat) that is some sort of dimensional spirit crystal waver. Same shit as HAES and the "therapist" mentioned above, but with interdimensional beings. She stopped working for a living and now counsels those on their spiritual journey to find themselves. At a cool $150 an hour. Hey, everybody gotta believe in something, I guess. I believe I'll have another drink!



But here's but one paragraph from her advertising:

"I was activated and guided to take on the role of a Planetary Lightworker, EarthKeeper, and Ascension Timeline Keeper. I started offering Light Body Activations, Egyptian crystal healing sessions, body work, emotional healing, hypnosis, and dispossession work, etc. I took on challenging assignments, which connected me with my champion, Archangel Michael. He protects and enables me to do my Planetary Lightworker and deeper energy clearing sessions. He, along with other Archangels, Guardian Starbeings, and Ascended Masters come into all my sessions. That is the beautiful thing about our contract with Spirit — Spirit always comes when called."

My dog comes when called, but you don't see me writing up mystical-sounding bullshit about him.

There's more than grifting fatties. You can develop a great grift for all kinds of shit. Can you imagine Hamber starting a a spiritual grift with the Kentucky Lesbian Mafia Lightworkers from the Planet Fat? I can. BWAHAHAHAH!!!!!

She's too supid to be a really good grifter an too lazy to berak onto an existing scene. With the competition out there in the world, you have to be ready to go on day one. You can't do any on the job training when there is a lot of fertile ground to cover.

 

[marjoram]

I personally know one person (NOT fat) that is some sort of dimensional spirit crystal waver. Same shit as HAES and the "therapist" mentioned above, but with interdimensional beings. She stopped working for a living and now counsels those on their spiritual journey to find themselves. At a cool $150 an hour. Hey, everybody gotta believe in something, I guess. I believe I'll have another drink!



But here's but one paragraph from her advertising:

"I was activated and guided to take on the role of a Planetary Lightworker, EarthKeeper, and Ascension Timeline Keeper. I started offering Light Body Activations, Egyptian crystal healing sessions, body work, emotional healing, hypnosis, and dispossession work, etc. I took on challenging assignments, which connected me with my champion, Archangel Michael. He protects and enables me to do my Planetary Lightworker and deeper energy clearing sessions. He, along with other Archangels, Guardian Starbeings, and Ascended Masters come into all my sessions. That is the beautiful thing about our contract with Spirit — Spirit always comes when called."

There's more than grifting fatties. You can develop a great grift for all kinds of shit. Can you imagine Hamber starting a a spiritual grift with the Kentucky Lesbian Mafia Lightworkers from the Planet Fat? I can. BWAHAHAHAH!!!!!

So does Michael, the Starbeings and the Masters all charge $150 per session too?

 

[StickyClits]

Too bad the original photo is photoshopped.
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She still a gargantuan bitch lmao why are people encouraging this behavior go congratulate her when she finally drops over 300 and quits being a stanky asshole

 

[Witch Bitch]

Her counselor may also be this chick.

And I quote from the website:


Clearly, she's those woo therapists. She's done a piss poor job trying to "help" AL. Maybe she can help our gorl be more receptive to the poly lifestyle.

No therapist can help AL becuase AL doesnt want to change.

 

[Bilibin]

Amber uploaded and then privated a short video earlier today.
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I'm not really sure why she privated it, but fortunately, one of the Ambercords archived it. Uploading the archive in both orientations because why not.
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We've been over this before. Perspective distortion is a thing and you need to do more than line up two pictures over one another to account for that. Old pic is from bellow which will make her head appear smaller so when you line them up one appears bigger than the other. We also have the rotation of the body between the two pics which is very significant. We also have the distance from the camera. It's easy to find two pictures with the same angle or even take a new one based on an old pic, so the fact that she only compares such different pictures is very sus.

Don't really understand why she's celebrating. Her normal consistent weight is like 500lbs and while she sometimes goes above and below that, she finds herself back there over and over again.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Stretch level: Maximum

She's actively losing weight, guize!

Too bad the original photo is photoshopped.
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Uploaded (manipulated) by 'a subscriber'....... Who do we know that can do basic computing tasks, but has convinced our dainty gorl that she is some kind of computer expert? In the Amberverse, anyone who knows which keys to press is given Bill Gates-esque levels of asspats.

No therapist can help AL becuase AL doesnt want to change.

Bitch won't change her leggeens, so not a chance in Hell she'll change her mindset.

In other news... Fatty is back on Cameo. Same price, same scowl on her face, cos she is being 'forced' to work. Don't worry though, somehow she manages to make every 1 minute video she does, about herself. 'I'm not a narcissist'. No way to tell how many videos she's done, but a quick look at her reviews = 81. The last 2 reviews were 10 days ago and 12 days ago. Perhaps she's been taking a few mental health days after being overworked.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

We've been over this before. Perspective distortion is a thing and you need to do more than line up two pictures over one another to account for that. Old pic is from bellow which will make her head appear smaller so when you line them up one appears bigger than the other. We also have the rotation of the body between the two pics which is very significant. We also have the distance from the camera. It's easy to find two pictures with the same angle or even take a new one based on an old pic, so the fact that she only compares such different pictures is very sus.

Don't really understand why she's celebrating. Her normal consistent weight is like 500lbs and while she sometimes goes above and below that, she finds herself back there over and over again.

I don't want to be that guy who steps in to correct you. But this super scientific analysis I have just completed by emulating the method used by Ambers anonymous subscriber would suggest that she is correct.

In order to demonstrate, I selected two objects with very similar dimensions; the Ryugyong Hotel in Pyongyang, North Korea and the popular Swiss chocolate bar Toblerone.

The evidence speaks for itself.

 

[Insulin reid]

I called it several dozen pages back. Her dumb bitch ass went to a bullshit HAES clinic. She's never going to go a certified health professional, she doesn't care to lose the weight.

I think she bailed after someone asked how shes doing but put some emphasis in the words.

I personally know one person (NOT fat) that is some sort of dimensional spirit crystal waver. Same shit as HAES and the "therapist" mentioned above, but with interdimensional beings. She stopped working for a living and now counsels those on their spiritual journey to find themselves. At a cool $150 an hour. Hey, everybody gotta believe in something, I guess. I believe I'll have another drink!

Yeah thats a regular price for someone with a private practice doing "energy work". I bet she only takes cash and drives around in a weird van.

But here's but one paragraph from her advertising:

"I was activated and guided to take on the role of a Planetary Lightworker, EarthKeeper, and Ascension Timeline Keeper. I started offering Light Body Activations, Egyptian crystal healing sessions, body work, emotional healing, hypnosis, and dispossession work, etc. I took on challenging assignments, which connected me with my champion, Archangel Michael. He protects and enables me to do my Planetary Lightworker and deeper energy clearing sessions. He, along with other Archangels, Guardian Starbeings, and Ascended Masters come into all my sessions. That is the beautiful thing about our contract with Spirit — Spirit always comes when called."

Shes probably pratcing without a license to do real massage so shes one of those people who will bring heavy sticks of sage, light a few candles and put crystals on you that they bought from amazon while they talk a bunch of bullshit about a mixture of different spiritual aspects of popular religions and start waving their hands over you like it helps.

 

[Lift Me Up]

Keep dreaming, gurl.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

Even if she did wake up 199 pounds one day, she’d probably still be completely adverse to anything remotely hygienic. She’s just generic Walmart trash, nothing special, no “hazel eyes” bullshit, nothing underneath the blubber but Big Smelly Bitch Energy.

 

[low sodium]

CAN I WALK A MILE AT 500 POUNDS??? | VLOG​

May 6, 2022

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[FupaCitySheriff]

CAN I WALK A MILE AT 500 POUNDS???​

Lose 100 pounds, then perhaps we can find out

 

[inquizadoor]

CAN I WALK A MILE AT 500 POUNDS??? | VLOG​

May 6, 2022

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answer: no


also nice to see another under 10 min video, just like her audience asked for

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Really feeling herself
Bought another fucking guided journal.
Journal bought from Amazon, no mention of her affiliate status, but it’s again written underneath her video, so this was recorded back before she was caught out breaking her terms of service.
Sets herself (to fail) another fucking goal. This time… 100 days to be able to walk a mile.
Imagine having a goal of being able to walk ONE mile in 100 days at 31 years old
Has to clean stove.
Has to clean make-up box.
Shitty art cards - stop doing them and do some cleaning, you lazy hog.
Walkeen outside. 0.2 of a mile, takes 6 minutes. Last time I heard breathing like that was a pervert on the end of a telephone line
Back inside, Marathon-Lynn is drinkeen water, sat in front of one of her industrial fans. She managed 2000 steps in 21 minutes, for a distance of 0.52 miles. NO proof of any of these numbers, even though she has 2 Fitbits or Smartwatches.
Sounds like bullshit to me. We know how exact she is with her numbers, but she managed 2000 steps in 21 minutes. Sounds like she's made those numbers up.
Her hands were swelling. She doesn’t know if it happens to us when we’ve not walked for a while - no it doesn't, see a fucking doctor so they can monitor you.
She feels good - she should tell her face cos that tells a different story.

 

[Witch Bitch]

Really feeling herself
Bought another fucking guided journal.
Journal bought from Amazon, no mention of her affiliate status, but it’s again written underneath her video, so this was recorded back before she was caught out breaking her terms of service.
Sets herself (to fail) another fucking goal. This time… 100 days to be able to walk a mile.
Imagine having a goal of being able to walk ONE mile in 100 days at 31 years old
Has to clean stove.
Has to clean make-up box.
Shitty art cards - stop doing them and do some cleaning, you lazy hog.
Walkeen outside. 0.2 of a mile, takes 6 minutes. Last time I heard breathing like that was a pervert on the end of a telephone line
Back inside, Marathon-Lynn is drinkeen water, sat in front of one of her industrial fans. She managed 2000 steps in 21 minutes, for a distance of 0.52 miles. NO proof of any of these numbers, even though she has 2 Fitbits or Smartwatches.
Sounds like bullshit to me. We know how exact she is with her numbers, but she managed 2000 steps in 21 minutes. Sounds like she's made those numbers up.
Her hands were swelling. She doesn’t know if it happens to us when we’ve not walked for a while - no it doesn't, see a fucking doctor so they can monitor you.
She feels good - she should tell her face cos that tells a different story.

If the hand swelling thing isnt complete bullshit there is major fuckary going on with her heart.