Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Kitsunehime]

would have been great when she took Twinky on the Walk as well...the poor tiny Beast don t get enough outside Time...

 

[FatalTater]

Every time Amber shows off her "art" it's like... yeah some of it is kinda neat but it's a colorful equivalent of twiddling one's thumbs. She's 31. I wonder if it ever bothers her that if she died tonight she would leave behind nothing of value.

As for her walking? I've got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel but I can manage walking a mile if needs be. Granted I'm not carrying an extra 400ish elbees with me...but then Amber's extra lardage is her own fault, so. I have no idea where I'm going with this. Amber is fat. Nyah.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

would have been great when she took Twinky on the Walk as well...the poor tiny Beast don t get enough outside Time...

We know Fatty does NOT do it, but she claims to walk Twinkie every day. It makes you wonder just how far the 'walk' is. I would imagine it is less than 50 yards, there and back. It looks like the first tiny piece of grass outside her door.
Why do fat fucks always have house cats and tiny dogs? Make them have huskies or greyhounds and take them for a walk twice a day. That'll soon have Big AL walkeen miles.

 

[MenameisJeff1936]

I've seen people at 400lbs who cant walk a mile, fuck knows what she weighs now but a mile would mess her up.

 

[Insulin reid]

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Oooh gorl that day one high is some good shit.

And were back with the cycle begenneen again. Hopefully with trying to walk a mile she will either trip and fall or kick a clot to her heart.

 

[lol cow supreme]

She goes on a walk for the first time ever and sees "yellow flowers" and "purple ones".. fucking DANDELIONS and Wild Violet. both horrible lawn weeds. This bitch is so unucustomed to going outside she's marveling at WEEDS!

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Oooh gorl that day one high is some good shit.

And were back with the cycle begenneen again. Hopefully with trying to walk a mile she will either trip and fall or kick a clot to her heart.

I KNEW she'd push past that last phase and get her cycle moving again. Woo! Can't wait to see all the fuckery the new cycle and the day one shit bring.

Back inside, Marathon-Lynn is drinkeen water, sat in front of one of her industrial fans. She managed 2000 steps in 21 minutes, for a distance of 0.52 miles. NO proof of any of these numbers, even though she has 2 Fitbits or Smartwatches.

Fitbits are notorious for miscounts on steps.

Sounds like bullshit to me. We know how exact she is with her numbers, but she managed 2000 steps in 21 minutes. Sounds like she's made those numbers up.

The average person can walk a mile in 15-20 minutes.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Back inside, Marathon-Lynn is drinkeen water, sat in front of one of her industrial fans. She managed 2000 steps in 21 minutes, for a distance of 0.52 miles. NO proof of any of these numbers, even though she has 2 Fitbits or Smartwatches.
Sounds like bullshit to me. We know how exact she is with her numbers, but she managed 2000 steps in 21 minutes. Sounds like she's made those numbers up.

It’s impossible for any electronic device to monitor her steps accurately because of her gait. Look at how she sways from side to side. It’s like watching a video of someone in a slow motion earthquake.

Not that it even matters. She posts videos like this every few months, loses approximately 0.456 pounds, and then gains 0.573 pounds the next day. And the cycle continues!

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Can you imagine the bleeding cankle rollovers from her actually walking a mile?

Tell your walking a mile shit to yer Hambabies to suck on. Slappy don't believe yer laaaahing ass at all.

 

[Witch Bitch]

She goes on a walk for the first time ever and sees "yellow flowers" and "purple ones".. fucking DANDELIONS and Wild Violet. both horrible lawn weeds. This bitch is so unucustomed to going outside she's marveling at WEEDS!

How dare you. Dandelions are wonderful pollinator food right at the begining of spring. Infinitely more useful then amber, and wild violet too!

Her marveling at them is great! it means shes lookin out her windows instead of just at her insta seething over haters or expert lego sets. Amber needs to go outside and touch grass.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Why do fat fucks always have house cats and tiny dogs? Make them have huskies or greyhounds and take them for a walk twice a day. That'll soon have Big AL walkeen miles.

Please, no. They won't get walked.

April Lauren Brown has two GSDs that once were lovely dogs and are now obese fur sausages thanks to this.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Fatty could NOT manage to complete 100 days of weighing in.
Fatty could NOT manage to complete 100 days of uploading videos.
Somehow, we are supposed to believe Fatty will manage 100 days of physical effort?

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Amberlynn Reid: My weight doesn't have the effect on me you think it does. My mobility and health are the same as a skinny person.

Also Amberlynn Reid: Can I even manage to walk a MILE?!

 

[StickyClits]

Soooo there's another person in the house yet the cats can't be brushed and taken care of? The same issue with Chantal none of these fat bitches can take 10 minutes out of their nothing ass life and spend time with their pets. At this point the pets are back up food

 

[Kitsunehime]

I might be a bit late for this but....about Ambers swollen Hands...
Wipey, for the Case you read this Thread...get Amber to a Heart Doctor...
her Hands started to swell up while doing the Walkeen because her Heart wasn t able anymore to pump Fluids properly...
When she is out again and alone her Heart might stop...let a Doctor have a look specially for Cardiac Insufficiency...

 

[Plague Dog]

Anyone who claims weight loss and is still wearing a size 6.... THAT'S SIZE FUCKING 6, should keep their bullshit for the idiots on her payroll.

Didn't she used to claim to be a size 5?

 

[dfranki723]

Aaaaaaand the comments have flipped back to ''YAS KUHWEEN, YOU GOT THIS GIRL, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!!!!!''.

I'm sure this horrific shitstain of a person is completely deserving of the shallow arselicking she is currently receiving. I just don't understand, she does a bit of walking and suddenly she's not the same nasty fuck she's always been?

Yes, you Fat Fuck, people's hands do swell when walking for extended periods of time, you're not unique and I doubt you were walking long enough for that to happen. You're just grossly obese.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

When she is out again and alone her Heart might stop..

I think after all the effort WE have all put into Fatty's channel, I think it only fair that we get our reward. What better way than Mickey Mouse hands having a heart attack live on stream?
I can see it now... 6 yards from the Henry Retirement Village door, Fatty wheezing and gasping for air, puts her phone in her right hand cos her left arm is hurting.
She needs to sit down cos she's increased her distance to 8 yards or as she calls it '0.000008 of a mile'.
As she looks at her hand, she asks if our hands swell to look like foam hands waved at football games?
She feels her heart bursting out of her chest - it's like the re=opening of her beloved Cheesecake Factory, after lockdown, all over again.
As she gulps her final mouthful of air, on this earth, and with a smug look on her moonface, she assures us 'thin people have heart attacks, too, guiz.....'
The End.

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

Soooo there's another person in the house yet the cats can't be brushed and taken care of? The same issue with Chantal none of these fat bitches can take 10 minutes out of their nothing ass life and spend time with their pets. At this point the pets are back up food

Or Hamber is back up food for the pets after she has that heart attack we all know is coming and Jade Francis Alex whatever nopes out with a new car and atm card. You know Wipey ain’t about to call any authorities and explain how she ended up being in the same apartment with a bloated whale corpse. Twonks and the cats could feed for a couple years at least.

 

[Asmobaby]

I've seen people at 400lbs who cant walk a mile, fuck knows what she weighs now but a mile would mess her up.

Why does she always set such lofty goals for herself? She's admitted on camera that she shouldn't make such unrealistic goals because it intimidates her and she fails to follow-through.

Let's start with the fucking tree, Hamber. Walk to the tree and back and see if you can progress from there.