Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Bland Crumbs]

Abortion benefits men too!
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Wow, Blob, what a well thought out argument! You sure showed him what is what!

What a real thinker!

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Andrew, 40, received 60 votes (just over 21 percent), while his competitors received 110 and 106 votes. State officials told Indy Star that the township board consists of three members; the Republican primary only drew the three candidates, and nobody filed on the Democratic primary ticket.

Sixty people who probably did not hear he was arrested voted for him. So what? He cannot take office if convicted which is not mentioned of course.

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He retweets a lot of bullshit about that Egyptian winged woman in Moonknight, such as these.
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See how these people being so easily be manipulated by a commercial product makes me wonder if I'm of the same species as they are.

When is Blob going to get a superhero who looks like him? Oh wait he got The Thing! It's Blobbering time!

 

[Toxinophile]

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Good lord Bob looks so pale and deflated here. Say what you want about past Bob but at least 10 years ago he didn't look like he was knocking on death's door.

I always wondered about bob's poor attempt at gesticulation, as he doesn't seem to be able to close his fingers together. Could it be some sort Pre-arthritis?

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Wow, Blob, what a well thought out argument! You sure showed him what is what!

What a real thinker!

Andrew, 40, received 60 votes (just over 21 percent), while his competitors received 110 and 106 votes. State officials told Indy Star that the township board consists of three members; the Republican primary only drew the three candidates, and nobody filed on the Democratic primary ticket.

Sixty people who probably did not hear he was arrested voted for him. So what? He cannot take office if convicted which is not mentioned of course.

When is Blob going to get a superhero who looks like him? Oh wait he got The Thing! It's Blobbering time!

Hey, the Thing is in great shape. Blob as it turns out, looks very much like the Blob, and as we know, Bob does think Magneto is right, so he's even the same affiliation as the Blob, unlike the ever-loving blue eyed Thing, Bob ain't a hero or idol o' millions.

Brainless Bobby should shut up too on every single political idea and field of science he tards on then by that logic; he lacks the degree of education and actual connection to all of them. He literally is a retard who should stick to shows designed for babies. It's the only thing that comes close to expertise for him.

I disagree, Bob has shown he can't stick to shows designed for babies, because apparently something as childish as The Care Bears is completely beyond his grasp.

 

[Koby_Fish]

To continue on with the M*A*S*H discourse, I want to see how Bob would react to working with the people of the 4077 because a bunch of them were from the Midwest. Klinger was from Ohio, Radar was from Indiana, and Col. Potter was from Missouri, etc. Bob's hatred for the mayoghouls from the Midwest is well documented, but we also know he's a colossal bitch irl. I want to see if Bob's bigotry would overcome his cowardice and he would fly into an autistic rage at the prospect of having to work along side Midwesterners or would he just sulk in the corner and be a big baby about it?

Well I guess in Klinger's case it helps that his family is from Lebanon, even if they settled in Toledo. (It also helps that Jamie Farr's family is also from Lebanon, but it would enrage Bob that Farr's family is Christian, not Druze (like Casey Kasem) or Muslim.) But yeah, with the rest of the gang, he'd be all up in their shit about their MAGAnaiseghoulen-ness, while he'd initially try to cozy up to Winchester who is from Boston and graduated from Hahvahd medical school and also drinks socially, but I think even Winchester would look down upon the Blob with contempt. Also, Winchester comes from a long line of Republicans, so the minute Bob found that out, he'd turn on him.

Hawkeye is from Maine but he doesn't suffer fools, and he certainly wouldn't suffer Bob despite being a fellow East Coaster. I could see him and Trapper John (a Bostoner) or BJ (a Californian) doing something like put Ex-Lax in a bait bottle of gin to leave for Bob to pilfer. I'd expect they'd prank Bob far more often than they pranked Hot Lips, Frank, or Winchester.

Bob would also try to steal Hot Lips away from Frank Burns, but it would end something like what happened with the HotDog Abortion debacle. (And, even Frank got NTR'ed by Donald Penobscott).

-Ahem-
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DC Comics did it back in 2006 when they adapted Isis from the old Filmation television show into an Egyptian national in 52. Her younger Amon became Orisis who was effectively Black Adam Jr.

You review and discuss the corporate slop that passes as pop culture for a "living", Bob. You don't create anything of value or contribute to society at large. You could die in a ditch tomorrow and barely anyone would notice, much less care.

Despite all that, I still see you as a person. Just a shitty one whose value comes from the ludicrous, but unintentionally hilarious, bile that spouts from your engorged maw.

Bob probably doesn't even KNOW that the Filmation Isis ever existed. Either the live-action, or animated version (in Freedom Force, part of Tarzan and the Super 7 in 1981). I guess it was kinda before his time? He also doesn't know that in the Filmation live-action version Andrea Thomas, Isis' alter-ego, was explicitly stated to be a descendant of Queen Hatshepsut (and thus at least of Egyptian Descent), for only one of those could even use the amulet.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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Bob didn't even read the tweet he's replying to?

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He is such a petty tyrant.

Bob's theory that people can't use his image without his licensed permission is hilarious. Makes me want to make a Twitter account that's nothing but posting "this man is a fat stupid Believer" and one of his pictures every so often.

Glenn Greenwald has a big and loyal following, people who respect his work. Bobby has only sour grapes.
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If Substack is "OnlyFans for junk journalists" what's a movie reviewer on YouTube and why would such a person think they're an intellectual titan?

 

[JayHarrison]

Bobby knows Metal Gear Solid. Gents, let's tear him apart.
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But...but isn't the political binary everywhere the same? Thinkers vs Believers, Progressive vs Obsolete? People Who Matter vs Not Even a Person? How can we talk of Global Governance if some parts of the World simply doesn't operate along this line?

The natural reaction to Moviebob's screed:

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Abortion benefits men too!
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Remember: Jane Filipovic is the same idiot who, earlier this week, gave the contradictory statement about how "women would never have been able to have had their beloved children" without abortion. I don't give a single flying fuck what she has to say on this matter.

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According one School of Armchair Philosophers, one should not ruminate on the thought that your parents might have aborted you, because an infinite number of possibilities could have occurred that would lead to you never have been born anyway.
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There is a huge number of faults in this reasoning, one of them is the confusion between intentional, morally salient, acts and random happenstances. Also, given the facts that 1) a bad outcome can be caused by multiple things (i.e. it is overdetermined), and 2) that preventing one cause is not sufficient to prevent the bad outcome, we cannot arrive at the conclusion that preventing one of the many causes cannot be beneficial. Type II diabetes is caused by many genetics and environmental factors; no one seriously suggest that dietary precautions is futile because diabetes can be caused by other things.

But I digress; what I mean to say is: Bobby thinks the fact that you are opposed to abortion is a reason that you should have been aborted.

Shut the FUCK UP, Nazibob!

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Some woman at The Young Turks yells at the camera for one minute about you know what. Jimmy Dore laughs his ass off and remarks that the woman will nevertheless tell her viewers to vote Blue.
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Unlike Bobby, who has been such a gentleman to women he deems insufficiently deferential.

Unlike Bobby, an entity that actually is obsolete.

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Glenn Greenwald has a big and loyal following, people who respect his work. Bobby has only sour grapes.
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Calling Moviebob the braindead version of the late Roger Ebert is a grave disgrace to the late Roger Ebert.

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Since when has Moviebob ever actually been awake? Bob's taken so many blue pills, it's still living in a dream world and believing what it wants to believe.

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The irony: If this candidate was a Democrat, there's a strong chance Moviebob would react with "he dindu nuffin". Just look at how vehemently Bob defended Frau Führer Hillary!

 

[JayHarrison]

People's Exhibit N in the case of "Moviebob should shut the fuck up before being on the receiving end of a defamation-of-character lawsuit that's long overdue":

Bob, there is only one correct response to this tweet of yours:

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Well I guess in Klinger's case it helps that his family is from Lebanon, even if they settled in Toledo. (It also helps that Jamie Farr's family is also from Lebanon, but it would enrage Bob that Farr's family is Christian, not Druze (like Casey Kasem) or Muslim.) But yeah, with the rest of the gang, he'd be all up in their shit about their MAGAnaiseghoulen-ness, while he'd initially try to cozy up to Winchester who is from Boston and graduated from Hahvahd medical school and also drinks socially, but I think even Winchester would look down upon the Blob with contempt. Also, Winchester comes from a long line of Republicans, so the minute Bob found that out, he'd turn on him.

Hawkeye is from Maine but he doesn't suffer fools, and he certainly wouldn't suffer Bob despite being a fellow East Coaster. I could see him and Trapper John (a Bostoner) or BJ (a Californian) doing something like put Ex-Lax in a bait bottle of gin to leave for Bob to pilfer. I'd expect they'd prank Bob far more often than they pranked Hot Lips, Frank, or Winchester.

Bob would also try to steal Hot Lips away from Frank Burns, but it would end something like what happened with the HotDog Abortion debacle. (And, even Frank got NTR'ed by Donald Penobscott).


Bob probably doesn't even KNOW that the Filmation Isis ever existed. Either the live-action, or animated version (in Freedom Force, part of Tarzan and the Super 7 in 1981). I guess it was kinda before his time? He also doesn't know that in the Filmation live-action version Andrea Thomas, Isis' alter-ego, was explicitly stated to be a descendant of Queen Hatshepsut (and thus at least of Egyptian Descent), for only one of those could even use the amulet.

Winchester would instantly peg Bob as a lumbering oaf and complain about him loudly to Col. Potter.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

People's Exhibit N in the case of "Moviebob should shut the fuck up before getting into a long-overdue defamation-of-character lawsuit":
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Considering that Ben wasn't aborted (at least not successfully) wouldn't your theory imply that he thinks his parents love him?

 

[EnemyStand]

People's Exhibit N in the case of "Moviebob should shut the fuck up before getting into a long-overdue defamation-of-character lawsuit":
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Bob, there is only one correct response to this tweet of yours:
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As Ben Shapiro's specialty is dunking on low hanging fruit, I would love to see him own Moviebob with facts, logic, and declarations that his wife's a lawyer while Bob feebly claims to have banged his distaff counterpart who BTFOs him on Twitter so bad he loses his blue check.

The fan fiction writes itself...

EDIT: Oh my lord, I just realized I fucked up the "My wife's a doctor" meme. Ben's the lawyer!

 

[Mola Ram]

As Ben Shapiro's specialty is dunking on low hanging fruit, I would love to see him own Moviebob with facts, logic, and declarations that his wife's a laywer while Bob feebly claims to have banged his distaff counterpart who BTFOs him on Twitter so bad he loses his blue check.

The fan fiction writes itself...

I want to see Abby Shapiro go all Amanda Milius on him, but I suspect she's too nice.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Shapiro should have one of his Daily Wire employees solicit comments about the pride Ben's parents and Bob's parents have in their children.

 

[JayHarrison]

...Ben Shapiro's specialty is dunking on low hanging fruit, I would love to see him own Moviebob with facts, logic, and declarations that his wife's a laywer while Bob feebly claims to have banged his distaff counterpart who BTFOs him on Twitter so bad he loses his blue check.

The fan fiction writes itself...

I firmly believe the main reason Moviebob doesn't accept invitations to debates is simple: Moviebob knows damn well it's going to be on the losing end of an intellectual curb-stompin' before answering the first question!

 

[LillWeeb]

If I blobo ever replies to me , I would just joan him him saying. Fat unemployed 41 year lives with mom, Fedora tipping, never had sex, baby show watching, hot dog girl stalking Funko pop headed ass

 

[Laughingjoke2]

If Blobby was in the 4077 he would had spent the Korean War sperging that the camp must use Proper Female Pronouns for Klinger, Dreaming of Hotlips going Lesbo with the Nurses, and drooling over the asian chicks at Rosie's.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Good lord Bob looks so pale and deflated here. Say what you want about past Bob but at least 10 years ago he didn't look like he was knocking on death's door.

I always wondered about bob's poor attempt at gesticulation, as he doesn't seem to be able to close his fingers together. Could it be some sort Pre-arthritis?

Sulfur metabolism is impaired in people with autism, which can manifest in joint problems due to low sulfate. Nutritional supplements like MSM (methylsulfonylmethane) and glucosamine can help. Autistic people also have high levels of oxalates, which can form crystals in various places including joints. High calcium helps, as the oxalate is produced in the gut by candida gut yeast, and dietary calcium binds to it forming insoluble calcium oxalate which is then harmlessly excreted.

 

[Bolo]

What the fuck being a "booster" is Robert?

You've watched his movies and told other people they were cool? Is that it?

So what? You can be glad for the James Gunn doing well for himself, whatever, but why are you acting as if you are proud of him, or even had anything to do with his sucess, you don't know the man, don't act as if you have any kinship with Gunn Robert, it is fucking weird.

Also, way to be a little beta bitch Robert. Look, no one needs the seethe with jealousy for Gunn's success, good on the man, atta boy. But at the same time, it is fucking pathetic to wave your pom-poms for a guy who is doing way way better than yourself, the only time I'm gonna be trully glad to see a guy making a ton of money and casting&fuck a bunch of hollywood models is when I am the one doing it, otherwise I don't give a fuck.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

What the fuck being a "booster" is Robert?

You've watched his movies and told other people they were cool? Is that it?

Uh, he put #RehireJamesGunn in his display name and then Disney went and did it.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

The big takeaway from these past few pages is that M*A*S*H is a fantastic show and you should watch it, and Moviebob is a fat homo.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

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What the fuck being a "booster" is Robert?

You've watched his movies and told other people they were cool? Is that it?

So what? You can be glad for the James Gunn doing well for himself, whatever, but why are you acting as if you are proud of him, or even had anything to do with his sucess, you don't know the man, don't act as if you have any kinship with Gunn Robert, it is fucking weird.

Also, way to be a little beta bitch Robert. Look, no one needs the seethe with jealousy for Gunn's success, good on the man, atta boy. But at the same time, it is fucking pathetic to wave your pom-poms for a guy who is doing way way better than yourself, the only time I'm gonna be trully glad to see a guy making a ton of money and casting&fuck a bunch of hollywood models is when I am the one doing it, otherwise I don't give a fuck.

Uh, he put #RehireJamesGunn in his display name and then Disney went and did it.

And Yet James Gunn does something like this not that long ago.

Someone check on Bob. Gunn just made a No-No.

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Where is that "You're not a person", Bob? Are you too much of a delusional asshole to accept people can walk to places you won't? Or are you in denial that your idol won't think like you. He has reflected himself upon Gunn ever since that first interview as it is more than clear. The motherfucker has nothing else. So instead he rather live from the success of others to walk by.

He is such a pathetic, little orc that he cannot accept that his life might coming apart, and his ways of coping aren't cutting it anymore.